Friday, June 30, 2006

Kings and paupers


In Memphis, Two Heads of Government Visit the Home of Rock 'n' Roll Royalty

The Times: Plenty of awestruck Elvis impersonators have passed through the wrought-iron gates of Graceland. Until Friday, none had the president of the United States in tow.

"It's like a dream," Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi of Japan said to President Bush in the Jungle Room of the Presley home here. Amid the faux leopard print chairs and green shag carpet covering both floor and ceiling, the prime minister then serenaded the leader of the free world.

"Loooovve mee tenderrrrr," Mr. Koizumi crooned, as Priscilla Presley, Elvis's former wife, and Lisa Marie, his daughter, looked on.

When Priscilla Presley pointed out the oversize gold-rimmed sunglasses once worn by the King of Rock 'n' Roll, the prime minister eagerly donned them, thrusting his hips and arms forward in imitation of a classic Elvis move.

"I knew he loved Elvis," Mr. Bush said afterward. "I didn't realize how much he loved Elvis." ...

The prime minister's obsession with Elvis is well known; he shares a birthday, Jan. 8, and a hairstyle with Elvis, and worked in the 1980's to erect a bronze statue of the singer in Tokyo. At one point Friday, Mr. Koizumi happily remarked to Lisa Marie Presley that she looked like her father. He later threw his arm around her, belting out some Elvis lyrics, "Hold me close, hold me tight."

Mr. Bush, though, eventually cut off the performance, clapping the prime minister on the shoulder and firmly shaking his hand in a none-too-subtle message that the curtain was about to fall. ...

At one end of the famous Graceland wall, inscribed by decades of tourists, stood a cluster of onlookers from the nearby predominantly black neighborhood, Whitehaven, that surrounds Graceland. One, a former state representative named Bret Thompson, said he had come because of a recent crime wave in Memphis that has caused consternation among the city's leaders.

"We had, I guess, the most violent week in Memphis history," Mr. Thompson said. "We had a killing every day." He gestured at the flashing lights and barricades closing off the street to protect the president. "This is the safest place in the world right now, isn't it?" ...

The Graceland tour capped a two-day visit by Mr. Koizumi to the United States; on Thursday, the two leaders met at the White House, where the threat of a nuclear missile launching by North Korea was high on the agenda. The visit here was Mr. Bush's idea, said Michael Green, a former White House foreign policy aide.

"Frankly," Mr. Green said, "I think the bureaucrats on both sides were a little bit perplexed, if not aghast." ...

The tour was the same as ordinary tourists receive, with one big exception: there were no ropes to prevent the two leaders from sitting where Elvis sat, walking where Elvis walked or touching what Elvis touched. When Mr. Koizumi picked up the gold sunglasses, Graceland's curator, who had carefully carried the glasses into the room with gloved hands, looked as if she was about to faint.
Sure beats Koizumi going to imperial Japanese war shrines.

Must be weird for Bush to not be the least statesman-like leader in the room.

Given the problems Bush and Japan have with race relations, this was perhaps the most telling part of the article:
With Memphis reeling from a recent spate of drive-by shootings that have killed several teenagers, the White House took pains to make sure Mr. Bush's trip was not all frivolity. The president made an unannounced stop at the National Civil Rights Museum, next door to the Lorraine Motel, where the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was killed.

There, the civil rights leader Benjamin L. Hooks showed the prime minister, Mr. Bush and Laura Bush to Room 306, where Dr. King died. The visit was so last-minute that Mr. Hooks was at a dental appointment Friday morning when he received a phone call from the White House, asking him to serve as guide.
European Pressphoto Agency photo of Koizumi doing an Elvis Presley impression by Matthew Cavanaugh.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Is a spork okay?


Montreal boy's silverware choice sparks protest in Philippines

CBC News: A disciplinary incident at an elementary school on Montreal's West Island is making headlines in the Philippines.

Last month, a teacher in Roxboro reprimanded a Grade 2 boy for using a fork and spoon to eat his lunch, instead of a fork and knife.

Luc Cagadoc, 7, is from the Philippines, and his mother argues that's the way people eat there.

Philippine protesters picketed the Canadian Embassy in Manila Friday in support of the Filipino boy. About a dozen people held up placards that read, "Respect cultural diversity" and "We eat with spoons and are proud of it."

School officials, for their part, contend the punishment – Cagadoc was separated from his classmates and made to eat alone – had to do with disruptive behaviour, not slovenly eating.

The Commission Scolaire Marguerite-Bourgeoys, which operates the school where Cagadoc studies, sent a letter to his parents last month saying an April 12 "educational intervention" was "in no way aimed at the cultural practices of your community.

It was very specifically linked to the way your son was ingesting his meal that day and in no way to the method or utensils used to bring his food to his mouth."

According to family lawyer Fo Niemi, the executive director of the Center for Research Action on Race Relations, his mother was told by the school's principal during a telephone call that "this is not the way Canadians eat; you have to adapt to Quebec society."

School officials also allegedly called Cagadoc's eating habits "disgusting."
Wow, how refreshing, a school that actually cares about manners, however misguided.

On the one hand, this could be a case of provincial, unironic Quebecers trying to bully immigrants into being like 'us'. Picking on a little boy no less, who undoubtedly was just trying to grow up big and strong so he could get the heck away from the backwoods. Or, alternately, so he could get married, have a large family, and over time have his culture become the norm.

On a related note, anyone who's ever seen either the excellent independent film The Debut or the less-polished but provoking The Flip Side will know that people of Filipino heritage often display a large wooden spoon and fork on the walls of their homes.

Why? Well, like any traditionally poor culture, things related to eating often take on--in this case literally--outsized importance. I mean, why do Chinese people greet each other by asking if you've eaten yet? Why does Passover revolve around the food on the table?

In this same way, Filipinos indentify the fork and the spoon with health and family. To tell a kid to get rid of his spoon and use a knife instead (in America that'd be classed a weapon) is like telling him to turn his back on his people. (Again, this happened in Quebec).

It's possible, of course, this whole incident occurred because the kid--even with the benefit of a utensil as great as the spoon--was just a sloppy eater, and they were trying to help nip that in the bud, as the school maintains. The kid thought they were going after him for the Filipino way, and the whole matter got out of control, fed by aggrieved outside interest groups.

Actually, in a way I'm hoping it was the latter. That way the Filipino Canadians aren't forced to continue attending a bigoted school. Further, it's about time more groups with Asian heritage do what whites have been doing for years: Take an issue, blow it out of context and make it all about them, and force the powers that be to humble themselves and apologize for nothing.

Hey, that's politics--you use highly-emotional issues like this to get your base riled up, get them into the streets and visible, get them to push their weight around a bit.

Then maybe the next time, on a larger or more serious issue, the schools will remember the power those Filipinos have--right or wrong--and bend over backwards to accommodate them.

Heck, if it's what Asian groups have to do to not be ignored, let's start sending kids to school armed with two pointy sticks.

AP photo of demonstrators by Bullit Marquez via Asian Journal.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Imposing thy will

Israelis Batter Gaza and Seize Hamas Officials

The Times:
Israel stepped up its confrontation on Wednesday with Palestinian militants over the capture of an Israeli soldier, battering northern Gazan towns with artillery and sending warplanes over the house of the Syrian president, who is influential with the Palestinian leader believed to have ordered the kidnapping.

In the West Bank early on Thursday, Israeli forces detained the Palestinian deputy prime minister, Nasser Shaer, two other cabinet ministers and four lawmakers in Ramallah, The Associated Press reported, citing security officials. Labor Minister Mohammed Barghouti was detained earlier, they said.

As Israeli tanks hunkered down inside southern Gaza at the airport on Wednesday, after warplanes knocked out half of Gaza's electricity and pounded sonic booms over houses, the crisis seemed to be tipping toward wider violence.

The Israeli defense minister, Amir Peretz, approved an extension of the incursion into northern Gaza, where Palestinian militants have been firing crude Qassam rockets into Israel. As of early Thursday, though, Israel denied reports that it was moving tanks into northern Gaza. About 9 p.m. Wednesday, after saying they would drop leaflets urging citizens of Beit Hanoun and Beit Lahiya to leave their homes, Israeli artillery batteries began to shell.

On Thursday, an Israeli warplane fired a missile in Gaza City that an Israel spokeswoman said hit a soccer field near the pro-Hamas Islamic University. Reuters reported that the missile hit inside the university.

Political leaders of Hamas on Wednesday joined the militants to demand the release of Palestinian women and minors from Israeli jails in exchange for the soldier — a condition that the Israeli prime minister, Ehud Olmert, vowed would not be considered. The choice, Israeli officials said, was the soldier's unconditional release or an escalation that could widen the conflict regionally: Haim Ramon, Israel's justice minister, raised the possibility of a strike in Syria to kill Khaled Meshal, the exiled political leader of Hamas; the men who hold the Israeli soldier, Cpl. Gilad Shalit, 19, are believed to be following his orders.

"We won't hesitate to carry out extreme action to bring Gilad back to his family," Mr. Olmert said of the soldier captured in an attack near Gaza on Sunday led by Hamas.

In what the Israelis said was a message to the Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad, on Wednesday four Israeli warplanes flew over his residence in Latakia, in northwest Syria, where he was believed to be staying. Syrian state television said Syrian air-defense systems fired on the planes and forced them to flee. ...

And there remains widespread approval for the capture of Corporal Shalit and Hamas's demand for an exchange, given that there are nearly 9,000 Palestinians in Israeli jails.

"There is support for this because I am not safe when I walk on the street," said Mustafa Raghib, the director of Gaza's largest flour mill, forced to shut for several hours after the electricity was cut. "I don't live a good life. I am not safe in my country. Give me a good life and I will not support actions like this." ...

Israeli leaders said Wednesday they had ordered the military forward after seeing little progress on diplomatic efforts — including by Egypt and France — to end the crisis. Amid sonic booms that shattered windows, Israeli military planes hit the three bridges, as Apache helicopters attacked all six of the transformers at the power plant — an attack that Israeli officials said was necessary to make it harder to move around Corporal Shalit .

"Nobody understands the logic," Rafik Maliha, the plant's manager, said. "They want to keep people in the dark so kidnappers don't move? What's the relationship?

"If there is no electricity, there is no water," he added. "It is more than collective punishment."

The plant provided some 42 percent of the power to Gaza's 1.3 million residents, and now Gaza is completely dependent on Israel for its power. Mr. Maliha said it would take as long as a year to replace the transformers.
Has Israel gone mad?

One of their soldiers--not a civilian, a soldier--is taken prisoner; negotiations commence, the Palestinians say they want to exchange him for some of their own prisoners. This is an event that has happened literally thousands if not millions of times in human history.

Israel responds by 1) launching a massive invasion of Gaza; 2) destroying the water and electricity infrastructure that thousands of civilians depend on to stay alive; 3) kidnapping senior Palestinian leaders; 4) threatening to kill a Palestinian leader in Syria; 5) threatening to kill the Syrian president.

If the Palestinians had done any of the above, they'd have been justifiably accused of terrorism. Israel does it all, President Bush comes out and--again condemns the initial Palestinian action.

It's very odd; something's afoot. Maybe Israel thinks with the World Cup going on, nobody's paying attention? And they wonder why nobody likes them at the United Nation....

The craziest thing? As the Times reported last week in A Gaza Political Figure Says He's Become a Scapegoat
[Fatah's leader] Mr. [Muhammad] Dahlan described a meeting on Wednesday with the Palestinian Authority president, Mahmoud Abbas, known as Abu Mazen, of Fatah, and the prime minister, Ismail Haniya, of Hamas. "Abu Mazen asked him, 'What's your program? How will you get out of this crisis? What can you tell us?' And Hamas always says, 'God will help us.' Fine. We all believe in God, but politics requires an answer."

Mr. Abbas, with the encouragement of Mr. Dahlan, has seized on a document prepared by prisoners, led by a jailed Fatah leader, Marwan Barghouti, that calls for a unified Palestinian government and program that would support a Palestinian state within the boundaries before the 1967 war, thus implicitly recognizing Israel. If Hamas does not come to an agreement with him to accept the principles set out in the document, Mr. Abbas has declared a July 26 referendum on the proposal, a vote that Hamas says is illegal.

"Marwan did a great job in the jail on the document," Mr. Dahlan said of Mr. Barghouti, getting a senior Hamas prisoner to sign what "is the first document in our lives" that all Palestinian factions managed to negotiate. "I told Abu Mazen, 'Don't even read the document, just accept it.' And Abu Mazen used the document in a good way," he said, presenting Hamas with a political conundrum.

Ghazi Hamad, the Hamas government spokesman, said in an interview that he was optimistic that the Abbas-Hamas talks would lead to a political agreement without a referendum, allowing Mr. Abbas, as head of the Palestine Liberation Organization, full authority to negotiate with Israel on the basis of the 1967 boundaries.
Yup, just as the Palestinians are finally getting their act together, with the most-respected hard-liners challenging Hamas with a political maneuver to reopen negotiations with Israel, the Israelis decide to invade Gaza.

What are they playing at? Are they hoping to provoke the Palestinians into a return to suicide bombings, so they can then point with outrage and wail about how can they be expected to negotiate with terrorists?

It seems like they certainly don't want to sit down at the negotiating table with the Palestinians. The Times article continues:
On Tuesday, Palestinian negotiators from Fatah, Hamas and other factions rushed to finish a draft of a unified political program, based on a document issued in May by Palestinian prisoners. It contains new language that senior Israeli officials said represented a defeat for Mr. Abbas. They said they hoped he would walk away from it because, one official said, "It takes him out of the game" and "further alienates him from Israel." The document now represents, the official said, "The basis for future negotiations with Israel, and for us, this is a total nonstarter."

The Israeli analysis, made by the Foreign Ministry, focuses on new language, inserted in negotiations with Hamas, that insists on the right of return, "without discrimination," for all Palestinian refugees "to their homes and properties from which they were evicted and to compensate them." The Israelis argue that this stronger language gives the lie to any claim that Hamas has recognized the right of Israel to exist, implicitly or otherwise, because such an interpretation of refugee rights would eliminate Israel as a Jewish state by flooding it with Palestinians.

The document has always been silent on the statehood of Israel, but has been interpreted to give it an implicit recognition because it calls for the establishment of a Palestinian state, with Jerusalem as its capital, "on all territories occupied in 1967," presumably with Israel next door.

But a senior official, who has also briefed European diplomats, argued that the failure to mention Israel's right to exist speaks more loudly. "We don't see any implicit recognition of Israel by Hamas," the official said. "The most significant reason is that this right of return takes out the two-state solution."

Israel, the official said, is concerned that the document is being praised by European officials, without having yet been read. The document, Israel says, accepts previous Israeli-Palestinian agreements only in so far as they do not "affect the rights of our people," which Israel says means "cherry-picking" previous agreements.
My gosh, the Palestians are de facto recognizing your right to exist, which is the Holy Grail Israeli policymakers have been seeking for decades. So sit down with them and fight it out over the details--the fact that Hamas of all groups was rushing to finish a negotiating document should be cause for celebration.

Don't negotiate via the media; don't worry about what Europe thinks; and certainly don't try to impose your will and force the other side to bow to your superior force. Maybe it's a ploy, so they can negotiate 'from strength'--if so, it's outright damnable and small to try to improve upon a theoretical position at the expense of the lives of women and children.

Not to mention why would you then expect anyone to show up at the other end of the table? Well, except the Palestinian leaders Israel kidnapped... maybe they'll be brought to the negotiating table with guns at their back?

It makes me wonder if Israel doesn't think the status quo, where their (American-subsidized) military might in combination with international sanctions is slowly suffocating the Palestinians, is a 'solution.' It puzzles me--any nation that's okay with having millions of people who hate you as neighbors is stupid at best, masochistic at worst.

Certainly stiff-necked in any case; yes, it's a bad thing that some rogue Palestinian faction that does not want to see negotiations kidnapped an Israeli soldier. Swallow your pride; or if taking an eye for an eye is too deeply entwined in your DNA, go kidnap a Palestinian soldier.

Don't whip yourself up into an orgy of destruction out of an unprofessed unwillingness to sit at the same table as your adversaries, where you'd actually be forced to respond to them as fellow human beings.

Not to mention forced to explain in front of the world why Palestinians families who had their property seized and were run out of Israel at the point of a gun shouldn't at least be compensated. Nor allowed to come back to visit graveyards and remaining relatives--let alone return to their homes. (Odd that the Republicans are so incensed that Fidel Castro kicked people out of Cuba and took their property, but have never said word one about the situation in Israel).

In any case Israel's actions are especially strange since it won't be in a position of strength for much longer. The Israeli newspaper Haaretz explored Israel's demographic problem in an article headlined The demographics point to a binational state
At the end of the War of Independence, after the expulsion and flight of some 700,000 Arabs, the population of Israel consisted of 82 percent Jews and 18 percent Arabs. In 2003, 54 years and almost 3 million immigrants later, the Central Bureau of Statistics' official figures indicated a similar Jewish-Arab ratio (81 percent Jews, 19 percent Arabs), with the figure for Jews including non-Jewish immigrants.

In other words, the great immigration effort, including the dramatic influxes of immigrants in the early fifties and in the 1990s, served only to "balance out" the growth of the Arab population (most of it due to natural increase, and the rest achieved through family unification, the marriage of Arab citizens to foreign nationals and the annexation of East Jerusalem). The result was that the Jewish-Arab ratio remained the same.

If we assume that the proportion of Jews in the population is, in fact, even lower (because the figures do not reflect Palestinians residing in Israel illegally) and that massive immigration is no longer very likely, it becomes clear why more and more demographic experts and Jewish politicians see the question of a "Jewish majority" in Israel as a central issue, even within the 1967 borders.

Professor Sergio DellaPergola, a demographer from the Hebrew University's Institute of Contemporary Jewry, is among the more moderate members of his profession. His style is not apocalyptic, and his predictions tend to be highly cautious (some experts, as will be shown later, consider them too cautious). And yet even he is worried. As he explains, a demographic balance is made up of three components: immigration, mortality and birth. ...

Even DellaPergola, given to low-key predictions, estimates that by 2050 Israel's Arab sector may grow to nearly 30 percent of the population, "and although the Jewish majority remains stable with such a ratio, such numbers are more typical of a binational state, with all that the term implies. When those are the numbers, the minority no longer settles for individual civil rights, but demands a collective expression. Cyprus, for example, broke up when the Turks amounted to only 18 percent of the population."
AFP photo of an Israeli soldier directing a tank outside Gaza by David Furst

You speak-ee Engrish?


Fervent About God and World Cup Soccer

Corey Kilgannon in the Times: The message at yesterday's lively service at the Full Gospel New York Church in Flushing, Queens, was essentially, Know Christ through soccer — specifically, World Cup soccer.

"We support Christ and we love soccer," said the Rev. Ben Hur, an assistant pastor.

About 700 fervent fans in red T-shirts streamed into the church yesterday to watch South Korea take on Switzerland on two large screens in a cavernous worship space. Mr. Hur, 46, led them in a pre-kickoff prayer in Korean. Then, traditional Korean drummers stoked the cheers, and Promise to Praise, a female dance troupe, gyrated to songs praising both Jesus in heaven and South Korea on the field.

Actually, yesterday's service was more like a full evangelical production with soccer as its basis.

Mr. Hur and the other pastors at the church are big soccer fans, and in their quest for new missionary methods, they have organized the viewings of games in this year's tournament in the hope of drawing new members to the church, and to Christ. Some of the games have drawn more than 1,000 fans, they said.

"All the world is watching the World Cup, and God will use this opportunity to grow his kingdom," Mr. Hur said in English. "I prayed that God will use this opportunity to accelerate the evangelism around the world."
That's... odd. Hur's living in America; don't we usually assume Americans speak English?

Why does the Times reporter (or copy desk) put that in? It does say earlier in the article Hur spoke to the congregation in Korean--but are bilingual Americans such a foreign concept to the Times that they need to specify yeah, this guy also speaks English?

It's especially puzzling because the parenthetical comes after his second presumably-English quote, which runs in the standard style, with no aside.

Without the Times' guidance, do I assume Hur's first quote was in Hebrew?

Photo of congregation by Patrick Andrade in the Times.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Science non-fiction


More Rain Heading to Washington

The Post: Heavy rain returned to the Washington area this afternoon, bringing a serious threat of additional flash flooding, the National Weather Service warned. ...

The heavy rain that began over the weekend and is predicted to continue tonight has resulted in the closure of major government buildings and museums, and left thousands of homes without electricity. Afternoon showers snarled traffic in downtown Washington, taking motorists several minutes to move one block along gridlocked streets. ...

The rare tropical deluge that began over the weekend unleashed floods Sunday and Monday that swamped homes and highways and forced some people to swim for their lives. ...

"It sounds like a broken record. Rain through Tuesday, Tuesday night, Wednesday, Thursday, possible through Sunday," said Jackie Hale, a National Weather Service spokeswoman this morning. "Here's some good news: They don't mention rain for next Monday."
All this rain in our nation's capital brought to mind a book I read a couple of years ago, Forty Signs of Rain . Publisher Weekly's synopsis reads:
In this cerebral near-future novel, the first in a trilogy, Robinson (The Years of Rice and Salt) explores the events leading up to a worldwide catastrophe brought on by global warming. Each of his various viewpoint characters holds a small piece of the puzzle and can see calamity coming, but is helpless before the indifference of the politicians and capitalists who run America. Anna Quibler, a National Science Foundation official in Washington, D.C., sifts through dozens of funding proposals each day, while her husband, Charlie, handles life as a stay-at-home dad and telecommutes to his job as an environmental adviser to a liberal senator. Another scientist, Frank Vanderwal, finds his sterile worldview turned upside down after attending a lecture on Buddhist attitudes toward science given by the ambassador from Khembalung, a nation virtually inundated by the rising Indian Ocean.
The book ends, as the title and book jacket portend, with heavy rains falling on Washington. The main character is trapped in an office building downtown by the swiftly-moving flood waters, and is forced to escape via a canoe. The images are pretty unforgettable.

With all the crazy weather in Washington, the debate over flag burning totally slipped past my radar. So it was with a real sense of shock that I read in the Times, Flag Amendment Narrowly Fails in Senate Vote
Carl Hulse: A proposed Constitutional amendment to allow Congress to prohibit desecration of the flag fell a single vote short of approval by the Senate on Tuesday, an excruciatingly close vote that left unresolved a long-running debate over whether the flag is a unique national symbol deserving of special legal standing.

The 66-to-34 vote on the amendment was one vote short of the 67 required to send the amendment to the states for potential ratification as the 28th Amendment. It was the closest proponents of the initiative have come in four Senate votes since the Supreme Court first ruled in 1989 that flag burning was a protected form of free speech.

The opponents — 30 Democrats, 3 Republicans and an independent — asserted that the amendment would amount to tampering with the Bill of Rights in an effort to eliminate relatively rare incidents of burning the flag. They said it violated the very freedoms guaranteed by the symbolism of the flag.

"This objectionable expression is obscene, it is painful, it is unpatriotic," said Senator Daniel Inouye, a Hawaii Democrat who won the Medal of Honor for his service in World War II. "But I believe Americans gave their lives in many wars to make certain all Americans have a right to express themselves, even those who harbor hateful thoughts." ...

The vote is likely to be an issue in the coming Congressional elections, and Senator Orrin G. Hatch, the Utah Republican who was the chief sponsor of the amendment, predicted the minority who opposed it would be held accountable by voters.

"I think this is getting to where they are not going to be able to escape the wrath of the voters," Mr. Hatch said.
Yeah, the wrath of the voters is focused on flag burning. The article goes on to say if it'd passed the Senate, it likely would have been ratified by the states.

It's scary that the 28th Amendment to the Constitution would've been a bookend to the 1st, as if the two were somehow worthily co-equal rather than being in contradiction. I can't think of a more powerful form of self-expression than burning the flag of a country that you love.

It's pretty shameful that our generation's answers to Washington, Jefferson and Madison spend their time on this....

Incidentally, Robinson is one of my favorite sci-fi authors (Hatch is one of my least favorite). I highly recommend, for a rainy or any other day, Years of Rice and Salt, a 672-page (in paperback) reimagining of how world history may have turned out if the black plague had killed 99% of Europeans, instead of 25%. The world essentially winds up divided between American Indians, Indian Indians, the Chinese, and an Islamic empire.

The issues and tensions Robinson explores mirror in an interesting way many in our 'real' world; he's very good at quickly creating characters and playing out on them broad societal trends without being preachy or boring. A plot device of reincarnation helps ties the book together over its centuries.

I've only read Red Mars and Blue Mars in Robinson's celebrated trilogy (ends with Green Mars), they're in my opinion a little less interesting than YRS, but are still probably the best things I've read on the human dynamics that go along with colonizing another planet.

Robinson basically creates new worlds that echo ours; he reminds me a lot of Orson Scott Card, although of course nothing really compares with Card's masterpiece (and one of my top 10 favorite sci-fi novels), Ender's Game. Ideally everyone should read that around 14; I think I didn't come across it until my mid-20s. The story at root is about social dynamics, told through the classic boy overcomes great odds, expanding upon his innate abilities to achieve something astonishing.

Card is unmatched among sci-fi authors at mixing macro 'fate of civilization in the balance' plots and micro character development; and he's especially good at infusing his plots with philosophy (eastern and western). Not only that, but you can also see him growing as an author through the eight Ender books; the first is still by far the best, just like once you make Star Wars it's kindof hard to create another comparable cinematic experience. But the rest probably do more with less.

As long as I'm on the subject, here's my list of my favorite science fiction works (I'll do the fantasy list in a future post).

Foundation series, Issac Asimov
Any serious list has to start with Asimov's trilogy--Foundation, Foundation and Empire, Second Foundation. (The series continues in four other books). The plots are unparalleled; Asimov lays out a future universe that feels complete, and explores grand, sweeping themes--usually involving one man vs. society--with great battles on which the fate of planets hang in the balance. His concept of psychohistory has got to be one of the great fictional constructs of all time.

His characters can be a little two-dimensional, and there's a bit of 50s sci-fi rote to some of his prose. But it's like quibbling about Hitchcock's treatment of actresses--he's still the master from whom all else flow.

I also like Asimov's Galactic Empire books, and the Robot series (which I'd also include in any list of the best detective novels).

Snow Crash and The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson
Snow Crash was like nothing I'd ever read before; and suprisingly, I liked Diamond Age as much, if not more. Although completely separate they both tease out future worlds where people enhance their natural abilities with hardware, software, and drugs. His prose is quick and clever; words matter and are used well, and even though he's inventive with his lingo you can always figure out based on context or rhythmn what's going on. His books are definitely 'weird'; but because they're rooted in the tradition of good literature everywhere, they're not so experimental as to forego good plot and interesting characters. Plus his key characters are just as likely to be female or Asian as white and male. I also liked Cryptonomicon a lot; but didn't like Quicksilver much.

A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr.
This may be the most unique science fiction book ever written. It's usually tagged as a 'post-apocalyptic' novel, nominally about a few monks over a few hundred years, each wandering the American Southwest. The language is beautiful, and the philosophic and religious musings are interesting. I was reminded of this book a few years after reading it when I read Willa Cather's Death Comes for the Archbishop, which although spare and languid compared to Miller's sprawling and frenetic work, packs the same mix of accurate observation about the West and theology.

Dune, Frank Herbert
The same mix of environment and theology comes out in Dune--but oh, how different, it's Islam to Cather and Miller's Christianity, desert to their sagebrush. Herbert's central characters are even more piercing; and his universe more distinct and detailed. Dune reminded me of T.E. Lawrence's Seven Pillars of Wisdom, aka the autobiography of 'Lawrence of Arabia'. Herbert must've read it too, he uses some of the same terminology and his portrayal of the desert reminds me of Lawrence on the Sahara.

Witches of Karres, James Schmitz
This book defines the genre of space opera; it's funny, inventive, a bit spare, and features females in its leading roles. Lots of interesting vocabularly too, like Sheewash drive and klatha. Hard to say exactly why I like it so much, except it's perfect for what it is and in a way captures the mix of authority and counter-culture that were the 60s exactly.

Man in the High Castle, Philip K. Dick
If Asimov anchors one wing of science fiction, Dick--in many ways his polar opposite--reigns at the other. His plots are all twisted and spring from small, interesting concepts; while Asimov is well-lit corridors, Dick is all squalid corners. MHC, which is commonly seen as his masterwork out of a career that saw hundreds of publications, posits that the Axis powers won WWII and the U.S. is divided between Japan (West Coast) and Germany (East), with some remnants of resistance in the middle. He's one of the only Western authors I've known who gets the Asian mindset; his portrayal of a defeated but not beaten America feels uncomfortably real.

Reuters photo of Supreme Court building by Jonathan Ernst via Yahoo News.

Return of the king


Totti penalty seals Italy's win

ESPN.com: Winger Harry Kewell, man of the match in the 2-2 draw with Croatia that earned Australia a place in the final 16, missed the game with what turned out to be gout in his foot. He supported himself with
crutches as he watched from the bench.
Gout? The disease of Henry the VIII? In a professional athlete? Okay.... More on the condition from the Podiatry Channel:
Gout is a systemic disease (i.e., condition that occurs throughout the body) caused by the buildup of uric acid in the joints. An elevated blood level of uric acid (called hyperuricemia) occurs when the liver produces more uric acid than the body can excrete in the urine, or when a diet high in rich foods (e.g., red meat, cream sauces, red wine) produces more uric acid than the kidneys can filter from the blood. ...

Regularly drinking alcohol interferes with the removal of uric acid from the body and can increase the risk for developing gout.
Like any good story, there's more to it. Kewell, whose Wikipedia entry says is arguably the most famous Australian football player ever, apparently has a history of injury, and it seems the Aussie team was a bit dodgy about exactly what was going on with him before the Italian match; it may not even have been gout.

Before the loss, he was even being referred to as 'King Harry'--unironically--by Australia's idiot prime minister , John Howard.

Talk about tempting the fates.

Adidas photo of Kewell found in multiple places online.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Meet the Chinese

Really, all you need to do is watch this video and you'll understand more about the Chinese mentality than years of reading or studying.

Be sure to watch all the way through, it only gets better, and the ending is absolutely perfect. On so many levels and from both men's actions this explains what the U.S. can expect from a resurgent China.

Bus Uncle



Update: The rest of the story is on, of course, Wikipedia, under 'Uncle Bus'. Reading that entry inspired me to create a timeline of this clip.

-Get off the bus
-Don't call me boss
-Everyone has pressure (unprompted)
-Don't touch me
-We have to deal with it seriously
-Human dynamics
-Mad cause he's not responding
-Makes him apologize twice, second time louder
-Then let's shake
-Then he introduces his mother
-We may meet again--by destiny
-I welcome fight anytime
-Goes back to you patted me on my shoulder
-I should have patted you on your head
-Don't insult my mother
-I warn you
-Brings up pressure again
-Ends perfectly

Stuck in your head

Gnarls Barkley's performance of 'Crazy' at the MTV awards may be the most addictive 'music video' I've seen. The song itself is great; just gets in your head and stays there. But the performance gives it a whole added dimension; even though it's live, the director did a great job of creating flow. Cee-Lo and his smooth voice is blended perfectly with the audience/the band/the words on a screen. And although in the abstract the Star Wars garb might seem odd, it totally works.



The Times did a long piece on Danger Mouse/Cee-Lo=s Gnarls Barkley headlined The D.J. Auteur , trying to make a case for DM (who made the 'Grey Album') being the first music director in line with Woody Allen and the other great film directors.

I don't know about all that; but I now do agree with this line:

On the surface, Cee-Lo looks like the vortex — he wrote the lyrics and sings the vocals on every song, including "Crazy," a single on the cusp of becoming the demographically limitless song of the moment (i.e., a 2006 version of OutKast's "Hey Ya!").
Ah, the great hit song (often in summer) that comes out of nowhere and infects everyone....

Thanks to the magic of YouTube, I stuck in below some other songs of that ilk. Not sure if 'Crazy' has the simple repetitiveness necessary, but it definitely has the catchy rift. Some of these I discovered via Bill Simmons' The YouTube Hall of Fame ESPN.com article.

Michael Jackson
The clip shows him performing Billie Jean for a 1983 television special, Motown 25. He's incredible, just so entertaining, can't take your eyes off him and his moves. Near the end he does the moonwalk for the first time, very briefly, making the already-wild audience gasp. He repeats it again right at the end.




Miami Vice pilot
This is all Simmmons--he talked about it in an article a few weeks ago, and his description of the matching of music to scene in today's article is right on. You very rarely see such perfectly-timed takes in tune to the beat. I never watched the show, but if it was anything like this, I can see why people loved it.



Macarena
It's like the multicultural video of the future... one of the biggest summer hits I can remember, and the perfect soundtrack for the 1996 Democratic Convention, down to the two guys in suits (it's like they were channeling Regis). Ah, those were the innocent days.



Thoia Thoing
I guess it's no longer the video R. Kelly's most known for, but it's really well-made, and the song--especially its title line--is incredibly catchy. Colors in the video are great, as is pacing, even the 'storyline' is well-done. Particularly like the segment where he's wearing the LeBron James jersey, his movements are so in tune, along with the sword choreography that follows and the dojo scene. Remixing musical and cultural references is one of the best ways we have of experiencing and re-evaluating 'other'.



I'm Gonna Be
Has there ever been a better melding of band and movie? The odd-looking and earnest Proclaimers, with the transcendent Johnny Depp and the perfectly-cast Mary Stuart Masterson. I always forget Benny and Joon when I list my favorites; in particular the diner roll scene and the ones in the park are really well-done. Goofy; but totally accomplished.



Breakfast at Tiffany's
I was reminded of this Deep Blue Something song and the rest of the songs on this list by Napster's One-derland playlist. The lyrics are interesting; it's true, sometimes all it takes is that one random connection, the rest flows. Oddly enough, nobody's remixed it with scenes from the movie....



How Bizarre
I think I like this mellow OMC 15 song one the strength of the opening guitar riff, the languid accent of the opening line, and the way they say the title lyric. It's conveys so much--the accent, the downsweep, the enunciation. I'd never seen the video before finding it on YouTube, it's funny how literal it is--like a bunchof guys just decided to get together and crank it out.



Tubthumping
These one-hit wonders are great; maybe more artists should fade from consciousness after they say what they have to say. Again, I like the accidents... the listing of drinks at the beginning is great, as is the intertwining horn solo. What the heck does Chumbawamba mean anyway? What's with the megaphone? This could be the official song of the World Cup... just add the word 'eventually'.



Weapon of Choice
The first time I saw this video was in a museum. The Cooper-Hewitt had an exhibit called New Hotels for Global Nomads, this was stuck in a gallery along with architectural models of hotels of the future. I watched it twice... that Christopher Walken is the perfect example of how compelling stillness contrasted with motion can be. Watching it again, I imagine Pat Riley in his role. I think the song's just okay, this one's really all about the choreography matched to space; and the funny ending.



Hey Ya
Maybe the best mix of music and video of the last few years. 'Act like you got some sense.' The green, the Beatlesesque feel (with some Elvis thrown in), inventive effects, the facial expressions and body language of the various Andre 3000s. The way the family dances, how the crowd moves (and shakes it), the call and response. And, of course, the song, with its infectious beat and fun chorus. Watching it again, am struck by how old-fashioned it is in some ways--you can actually see faces on the camera cuts, everything is linear and makes sense, and it's all easy on the eyes.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Great black hopes


The second day at Urbanworld I saw The Pact, a documentary directed and produced by Andrea Kalin. The film's based on a book by ex-Washington Post reporter Lisa Frazier Page (who I once upon a time worked on a project with) and tells the story of three black men from Newark who started up in the projects and wound up as three doctors.

It's one of the best documentaries of its type I've seen--not cheesy, but sufficiently inspirational that if they indeed get copies of it in every school in America it'll definitely help increase the number of black professionals, at least to the extent the Cosby Show did. Which shouldn't be understated.

All three doctors are amazingly personable, down-to-earth and good people, in no ways forced or fake. Dr. Sampson Davis--his coworkers call him 'Dr. Hollywood'--is probably featured the most of the three doctors--he strikes me as the most 'normal' one. And a significant subplot centers around his attempt to balance his work at Beth Israel in Newark with his growing inspirational role (Oprah and everyone else comes calling). He seems to still have some demons, one of those people who are always observers, taking everything in, assessing; but with all the right intentions.

Dr. Rameck Hunt is shown initially lifting weights in his apartment; later on his way to an event he's changing in his SUV, which seems par for his life. He also takes in his sister, and attempts to motivate her. He seems to have a pretty cheerful attitude about things, just keeps moving forward.

Dr. George Jenkins--who's a dentist--is tall and spare, is on screen the least. I found out online that he's actually the one who convinced the other two to apply to the special Seton Hall program that set them on their paths to being doctors. (Hmm, you also find out online that Hunt at 16 was involved in the beating of an old man).

If I had one criticism about the film, it's that you don't get enough of the interaction of the three, there's no sense of what the group dynamics are like. There is a scene where they express reservations about whether the documentary will intrude into their personal lives, so maybe that was a deliberate condition (you never see any of their wives, either).

The emotional heart of the film aside from the doctors is Malique Kenny Bazemore, who with his mother attends a book signing--after reminding her of it every day for a month, she says--and who the three doctors adopt as one of their many mentees. He's a great kid, but a normal one; I think it's his mom who keeps him on the straight and narrow, along with the situation with his sister.

The film actually sparked an interesting discussion with a couple friends over the weight the factors of motivation, intelligence and environment play in personal success or failure. I think having any one of the three is enough to make you moderately successful, but realistically, since a kid can only directly control one of the three, it's all about motivation--which is also the only factor that, I think, can overcome deficiencies in the other two.

The documentary focuses most on motivation; it's obvious all three doctors were pretty smart to begin with and had at least one caring parental figure, but I think it only buttresses my point that one of them was involved in armed robberies even with his 'advantages,' and only turned his life around after the resulting attitude adjustment.

As one of the doctors said in the film and in the post-film Q&A (the place should've been packed, instead there were only about 40 people), he can't help someone who isn't first motivated to help himself. In our post-Jim Crow society, as Bill Cosby says in the film, there are all sorts of of remnants of institutional discrimination and unfairness--but there are also plenty of programs for those who want to take advantage of them, opportunities that often go begging.

I once read an interview with either Harold Bloom or Norman Mailer, who said if he could, he'd want to be reincarnated as a smart black man. It was kind of a dumb statement--he was assuming he'd have the same childhood and outlook, except he'd be black. The trick is to get inner city kids into the frame of mind where they see those opportunities and are able to take advantage of them, aren't hobbled by dysfunction.

It's something that either requires a good upbringing, or certainly not an equivalent replacement but possibly sufficient, the intervention of a film or book like The Pact. The best school system in the world may also suffice; but that, of course, requires billions.

Because it's pretty unrealistic, it's a way I think for people to feel better about themselves--look at me, I support spending all this money on these poor black kids--but there's also an air of patronization about it (without shiny new buildings of course these kids can't make it; without the intervention of us outside folk this community can't do anything, they need us) and because there are always huge political obstacles in the way it lets well-meaning liberals twiddle their thumbs for years, while engaging in their favorite sport, bashing conservatives.

Much more realistic are the Barack Obabamas, Oprah Winfreys and three doctors of the world, who in essence say fine, let's let people try for structural changes and do their job, in the meantime we're going to do ours and try and inspire kids one at a time. Granted, they can't possibly have the impact of parents; but maybe they can jump-start a fire within.

If nothing else it gives kids something to aim for apart from basketball nets and the end zone. And it's not unknown in human history that something like a book can, all by itself, turn around someone's life.

Photo of l-r Jenkins, Hunt and Davis from their foundation's website.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Behind the screen



Saw two interesting movies, and three shorts, as part of the Urbanworld film festival, which focuses primarily on black and latino films.

Friday saw The Slanted Screen, Jeff Adachi's look at how Asian American men have been portrayed in movies. The film consisted of clips and interviews and would make a good addition to any Asian American Cinema 101 class.

It had its flaws--a weirdly-affected female narrator, an abrupt beginning, the startling omission of either Greg Pak or any of his films, and no interviews with Justin Lin or Wayne Wang--but managed to pack a lot into its 60 minutes.

I learned about Sessue Hayakawa, a silent-film era star born in Japan who had a remarkable life and career in Hollywood. From Wikipedia:

Sessue Hayakawa was born Hayakawa Kintaro in Nanaura, Chiba, Japan on June 10, 1890, the second eldest son of the provincial governor. From early on he was groomed for a career as a naval officer. But in 1907, at 17, he took a schoolmate's dare to swim to the bottom of a lagoon and ruptured an eardrum. He was studying at the Naval Academy in Etajima but his perfect health was now shattered and he failed the navy's rigorous physical. His proud father became depressed, humiliated and shamed. Consequently, the father-son relationship suffered.

The strained relationship between the Kintaros drove the 18-year-old to decide to commit harakiri. One quiet night after dinner Hayakawa entered a garden shed on his parents' property, locked his favorite dog outside and spread a white sheet on the ground. To uphold his family's samurai tradition, Hayakawa stabbed himself in the abdomen more than 30 times. But the dog's barking alerted Hayakawa's family and his father smashed through the shed door with an axe in time to save his son.

Hayakawa was on vacation in Los Angeles when he drifted into The Japanese Playhouse in Little Tokyo and became caught up in acting and staging plays. That was when he first assumed the name Sessue Hayakawa. ...

This was Hayakawa's Hollywood heyday. Hayakawa was one of the highest paid Hollywood stars of his time, making over $5,000 a week in 1915, then $2 million a year through his own production company in 1920s. Hayakawa's popularity rivaled that of Douglas Fairbanks, Charlie Chaplin and John Barrymore with film audiences. He drove a gold-plated Pierce-Arrow. He entertained lavishly in his Hollywood castle, the scene of some of the film community's wildest parties. Just before prohibition took effect in 1920 he bought a carload of booze. Hayakawa once claimed that he owed his social success to his liquor supply.

A bad business deal forced Hayakawa to leave Hollywood in 1921. The next 15 years saw him performing in New York, France, England and Japan. In 1924 he made The Great Prince Chan and The Story of Su in London. In 1925 he wrote a novel, The Bandit Prince, and turned it into a short play. In 1930 he performed in a one act play written especially for him, Samurai, for King George V of Great Britain and Queen Mary. He also became very popular in France thanks to the prevailing French fascination with anything Asian. In 1930 Hayakawa returned to Japan and produced a Japanese-language stage version of The Three Musketeers, and adopted two girls and one boy.

In one night during the peak of his success, he gambled away $1 million at Monte Carlo, shrugging off the loss while another Japanese gambler who lost a fortune committed suicide.

In the 1930s his career began to suffer from the rise of talkies, and a growing anti-Japanese sentiment. Hollywood deemed his gifts unsuited to the new talkies. Hayakawa's talking film debut came in 1931 in Daughter of the Dragon starring opposite Anna May Wong.
I'd only known him from Bridge Over the River Kwai; hearing and reading about him reminded me of Anna May Wong's perhaps even-more remarkable story. She suffered a similar career arc, which reminds you that progress is neither linear nor assured and you never know when those days are over.

The documentary also focused on Bruce Lee, of course, winding up with more recent film and television series such as Better Luck Tomorrow, Charlotte Sometimes and Lost. The message seemed to be Asian American males are increasingly occupying the behind-the-scenes power positions of screenwriter, director and producer (not to mention high-level studio and network executives), and are thus able to share their view of reality.

Then again, one of the guys interviewed recounted how an Asian American friend of his had been invited to submit a screenplay for The O.C.; when he got it back, all of his incidental Asian American characters were changed to white. When he asked why, the reply was well, the O.C. characters aren't the type to hang out with anyone non-white.

Which is interesting, insofar as that makes the characters racist--anyone who's ever been to Orange County knows only a deliberate attempt would allow you to avoid non-whites. Glad to see in 2006 a hit television series isn't afraid to show the interior lives of racists, look forward to Ryan/Marissa/Seth discovering the Klan.

At any rate, the most interesting discovery for me was Dr. Darrell Hamamoto, a professor of Asian American Studies at UC Davis, and Frank Chin, a Chinese American playwright.

Hamamoto was well-put-together, smoothly articulate, affable and gave off an air of being easily perceptive. Chin was his opposite. Hamamoto, I'd say, is the perfect person to analyze Asian American film on camera, he's someone whites would be persuaded by and easy to understand, like most female Asian American newscasters. But at the same time he's not a sell-out nor does he just make shallow, unobtrusive points.

Chin is not as good at playing the game. The Heath Anthology says:
Much of Chin’s notoriety stems from the positions he and his colleagues take in the introductory essays in those collections. One of their central concerns is the emasculating effect of anti-Asian racism as epitomized by stereotypical figures like Charlie Chan and Fu Manchu. Another controversial aspect of Chin’s nonfictional writing has been his relentless criticism of writers such as David Henry Hwang, Maxine Hong Kingston, and Amy Tan; in his view, these writers falsify Asian and Asian American culture. Critics point out the misogyny and homophobia that propel Chin’s polemics, but they also acknowledge the significance of his pioneering work as a literary historian. Indeed many of the writers that Chin and his colleagues champion—such as Louis Chu, John Okada, and Hisaye Yamamoto—have been accorded a privileged place in Asia American literary studies.
I can see why people, even Asian Americans, might not like him and dismiss what he has to say. The way he communicates is a bit too straight; it's not polished or prefaced.

For example, he says straight out he thinks of Bruce Lee more of an indictment of the way Asian American males are portrayed on-screen, rather than as the transcendental figure most of the other commentators (the actors especially) make him out to be.

After all Lee, Chin says, was an American (now how many people know that?!), born in San Francisco. His family returned to Hong Kong when he was a year old--despite coming back to America to attend school and start his filmmaking career, he could only become a big star by going back to Hong Kong. In this country, his on-screen roles, Chin points out, were relegated to driving and washing a car for his white boss, and attacking--sic, Bruce!--when told.

It's an uncomfortable but accurate truth that continues to this day--there are very few incidents on-screen where Asian American males are leaders, and white males are followers.

And those rare cases tend to be written or directed or produced by Asian Americans themselves. Chin says this is because whites are afraid of Asian Americans--we're smarter, we work harder, if we're not blocked we'll take over. This is made manifest in shows like 24, a wildly-popular series where a white male single-handedly drives all and saves all, and who next season takes on the Chinese government (wonder who'll win).

But it's usually more subtle than that--head doctors and executives are white, underlings are Asian American; undermining comments are made by whites and directed at minorities; plot is driven by the motivation and personal stories of the white characters, people of color either play the patronizing 'magic negro' roles, are the bad guys, or are there to bring out elements of the white characters--to be talked to or acted upon.

And less you think it's just Chin and me, Lois Salisbury, the former director Children Now, says in the documentary that in the studies they've done with children, kids always assign leadership roles to whites, and underling roles to minorities. And that the Asian American kids notice that they're rarely portrayed in media.

Maybe that's because certain white actors are better at playing Asian and Asian Americans?
Angry Asian Man: More yellowface news! There's a Marco Polo TV miniseries in the works, telling the story of the 13th-century traveler and his journey to Mongolia and his time in the court of Kublai Khan: 'Lost' Vet Plays 'Marco Polo'. Ian Somerhalder, formerly of Lost, will play Marco Polo. That's not the yellowface news. B.D. Wong will plays Marco Polo's servant. That's not the yellowface news either. Brian Dennehy will apparently play Kublai Khan... who, if history remembers correctly, was Asian. Now how are they going to pull that one off?
Of course, Asian American males aren't alone in Hollywood et al's myopia; preceding the documentary were two shorts, both by female directors. Untold Legacy used NYC to explore a national movement to require companies that do business with cities to research their archives and disclose the company's actions and profits, if any, during slavery. As the first step toward reparations, there are no penalties of any kind, except for companies that refuse to disclose.

Theresa Thanjan's Whose Children are These is probably one of the most powerful short documentaries I've ever seen. It looked at three American Muslims in NYC who were affected by the 2002 National Security Entry Exit Registration System, which required boys and men 16 and older from 23 Middle Eastern and Arab countries (and North Korea) who were not citizens or green card holders to register with the government.

Ultimately, Thanjan's film says, 83,000 men registered; 13,799--many long-time American residents with families--were put into detention or deported. How many were charged with terrorism, or a terrorism-related crime? None.

Each of Thanjan's three subjects are great on-screen--one because of her well-argued points, another for the power of how he and his friends respond, a third because of sheer emotion. They're all throughly American, represent the fulfillment of their parents' immigrant dreams and actually you'd be hard-pressed to find three more normal and appealing teens.

And they've had a more hard-headed version of American shoved down their throats. Including the well-meaning but idiot teachers of one of them, who had her take off her headscarf and crouch down in the back of her car as she raced to get her home on 9/11.

Symbolism matters--for a white person to tell someone that in their own country the only way they could survive is by hiding is pretty harmful.

Photo of Sessue Hayakawa via Golden Sea.

Photo of Navila from Whose Children Are These.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Beagle's Harriet


Harriet, the world's oldest tortoise, dies aged 176

Agence France-Presse via boingboing: A 176-year-old giant tortoise believed to have been studied by famed English naturalist Charles Darwin, has died in Australia after a short illness.

The extremely elderly tortoise, Harriet, was hatched on the Galapagos Islands in 1830 but lived out her final years at Australia Zoo in southeast Queensland where she was the star attraction. ...

Hangar said Harriet, who had made it into the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's oldest living animal, had been credited with helping Darwin pioneer his theory of evolution.

"It's thought she may have been taken off there (Galapagos) by Charles Darwin," he said. "She's spent a period of time in Britain and found herself at the Botanic Gardens in Brisbane from about 1850 or 1860 onwards and eventually she found her way up to Australia Zoo."

Harriet was originally named Harry, as she was mistakenly identified as male, an error which was not rectified for more than a century.
Brought to mind a quote from Edward G. Robinson's Dathan in The Ten Commandments, "There are those who would pay much for what my eyes have seen."

Photo of Harriet from gruntzooki on flikr.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Triumph of the flag


So let's say you have Country N, which has a past of being extremely nationalistic, warlike, and as part of its indelible history murdered millions in a remarkably short amount of time.

Not surprisingly, as part of its rehabilitation Country N has tried to temper any displays of nationalism, out of shame, guilt, fear, to show that it's changed and to assuage its neighbors.

Nevertheless, a significant and growing fascist movement and a continuing undercurrent of xenophobia and poor treatment of immigrants has many wondering how deep the changes run.

Now let's say Country N is currently hosting what may be the premier event in the world, and as part of that suddenly finds thousands of foreign tourists showing up, almost all of whom ardently display their country's flags along with other trappings of national pride.

It'd be natural to think that the people of Country N, seeing a bunch of foreigners running around its not-quite-spacious-enough lebensraum, would grumble a bit... why are we prevented from showing national pride when everyone's literally waving foreign flags in their faces, so many of them so ugly too.

So the next thing you know, everyone in Country N starts showing their colors, pulling out and diplaying their own flag.

Makes sense, right? Monkey see, monkey do (or outdo). You wave your strip of color in front of my nose--in my home, no less!--don't be surprised if I do the same.

It's not such a benign reaction, either... I'm not doing it out of pure love or pride, but more as a form of pushing back. Hey, don't forget whose country you're in... maybe there's almost an edge of retaliation.

Not, of course, that the Times sees fit to explore any of it. In line with American society's desire to see benign or even superior complexity in the affairs of European nations, while melding Third World nations together into an easily-analyzed and tagged mass of prejudice, stupidity and above all childlike emotion, the Times seeks to leach the Germanic flag display of any problematic wiffs of nationalism.

In World Cup Surprise, Flags Fly With German Pride

Richard Bernstein: It is everywhere, hanging from windows, sticking out from cars, forming moving seas of black, red and gold in the stadiums whenever the German team, a top contender in World Cup 2006, plays.

The German flag, long weighted by the country's postwar reluctance about open displays of national pride, is flying again, an expression of exuberance as Germany plays host to the World Cup.

"When you see so many German flags flying from windows, that's a development that was long overdue, while not forgetting what happened in this country before," said Christoph Metzelder, a defender on the German team.

Indeed, the chief indicator of the national mood is that almost overnight, once the World Cup began and all those people from other countries arrived with flags and T-shirts in their national colors, it became almost mandatory, certainly desirable, to respond in kind. ...

So why, just now, has public sentiment moved toward flag-waving?

Many factors could be involved. Germany has a new chancellor, Angela Merkel, who has emerged as possibly the most effective leader among the big countries of Europe. The economy is on a modest upswing, and consumer confidence is higher than it has been in years. Pope Benedict XVI is a German, which has instilled a certain pride even in this most nonreligious of nations.

And then there is the simple passage of time, the change of the generations.

"To the old generation, the flag symbolized aggressive nationalism, or even some continuity with the Third Reich, even if the Third Reich didn't use that flag," said Paul Nolte, a professor of contemporary history at Berlin's Free University. "Now perhaps there's been a chance to reattach the original democratic, liberal values to the flag that come from the 19th century when it was invented." ...

Some commentators on the flag phenomenon deny that it has anything to do with patriotism, saying that flying it is not some expression of national feelings: it is simply fun. Or, as one commentator in Die Welt put it, it is just being in a good mood.

Mr. Smith, with the American Academy in Berlin, said the Germans, who are a homogeneous people, are finding it enjoyable suddenly to be host to so many people from so many countries, many of them wearing national colors of their own.
Yeah, right; suddenly cheery Germans, all reaching for their multi-colored ribbons.

A flag can never be just a flag in Germany. Anyone who's ever seen the movie version of Cabaret has etched in their brain the scene in the beer garden where the fresh-faced, smiling German youths stand up and sing 'Tomorrow Belongs to Me'.

Ah, how wonderful, the Times reporter may as well have said, humming along.

Funniest part of the article to me was this tortured attempt to strip Germany's historic tendencies from the flag blitzkrieg:
The new display of pride is almost strenuously nonnationalistic. There are even German cars that show the German flag on one side and some other flag — the Brazilian one seems popular, perhaps because Brazil is a likely opponent if the German team makes it to the finals — on the other side.
Ah, yes; as a fan of the Washington Redskins, I will of course put their flag on my car, and then, looking down the road to their probable opponent in the Super Bowl--the Indianapolis Colts I think--I will then go out and purchase a horseshoe flag to fly on the other side of my car. I root for that matchup, you see; not for my team to beat the brains out of everyone.

More logical: A lot of Brazilians live in Germany, could be their cars. Or, Brazil is universally known as everyone's second-favorite team, and is a near-lock to make the finals, unlike Germany, which even the Germans concede is unlikely to get past England in the quarters--so maybe people are just hedging their bets. Maybe Nike, whose image in soccer is tied to the fortunes of Brazil as much as in basketball it was merged with Michael Jordan, has been passing out Brazilian flags everywhere.

Whatever the reason, it's certainly not that the Germans are displaying their flags out of some festive motive (they're not Brazilian, after all). It's probably more Germans are tired of kowtowing to countries with neither their economic or potential military might. They're flexing their muscles, irritated by so many (dark) foreigners running around flapping their flags and gums.

I mean, any nation that in 2.5 years killed 6 million Jews out of a total European population of 11 million Jews should be watched warily whenever it starts screaming 'We, we'.

Especially when that shout comes as 'dark-skinned foreigners'--many of whom are actually German immigrants--are being beaten in the streets.

Maybe the Times should've read a recent piece by Mariam Lau, the chief correspondent of the German newspaper Die Welt, in the Wall Street Journal Europe:
The history of global sporting events hosted by Germany brings up some dark memories. There were the Munich Olympic Games of 1972, at which a Palestinian terror squad killed 11 Israeli athletes. And of course there were the notorious Berlin Games of 1936, when the Nazis hosted the world. As organizer of this summer’s football World Cup, Germany seems set on improving its record with the motto “a time to make friends.”

Many Germans, however, are worried that the slogan may promise too much. A remark by former government spokesman Uwe-Karsten Heye has set off a debate about an ugly resurgence of racism in the former East Germany, in the form of prowling violent gangs.

“There are areas in Brandenburg and other parts of the East,” Mr. Heye said, “where dark-skinned foreigners might not make it out alive.” Just a couple of weeks ago, an Ethiopian-born engineer in Potsdam had his skull smashed at a bus stop when he got into a shouting match with two youngsters. The refugee organization Afrikarat, meanwhile, has promised to provide football fans from abroad with a map of “no-go areas.”

While Mr. Heye was at first shouted down by local politicians from all major parties for gross exaggeration, the annual criminal statistics published the very next day confirmed the basic trend: Violent hate crimes were up 24% in 2005 — to 1,034 from 832 — and continued to be most prevalent in the East. If you adjust for the lower number of immigrants in, say, rural Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, a foreign-looking person is about 25 times as likely to be assaulted in the East as in the West, says University of Hannover criminologist Christian Pfeifer.
DPA photo of World Cup fan fest from Der Spiegel

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

How atypical


Wanna know what makes a good journalist? You could do worse than reading Gabriel Sherman's profile of the Times' Sewell Chan.

Although Chan combines two of my interests--the New York Times and Asian Americans--I've never noticed his byline on any of the metro stories. Which either says something about me, or him.

Byline Beast of N.Y.: Times’ Sewell Chan Racks Up 422 in YearGabriel Sherman in the

Since he debuted in The Times in November 2004—with a contributor’s credit on a story about the lowering of terror-threat levels—Mr. Chan, now 28 years old, has recorded more than 600 credits. He has covered Hurricane Katrina, the transit strike, the Lake George boating disaster and the fine print of the municipal budget.

“He’s a terrific reporter,” said former metro editor Susan Edgerley, who hired Mr. Chan away from The Washington Post. “He’s hugely energetic. He’s curious, smart. He loves coming to work every day. He’s a joy to have in the newsroom.”

At a paper populated by reporters with sharp elbows and brazen ambition, Mr. Chan’s singular, nearly inhuman work ethic stands out. Through the decades, some New York Times reporters have made names for themselves on West 43rd Street with felicitous prose—to say nothing of deft politicking, sartorial flair or heedless use of expense accounts. But Mr. Chan has made himself a legendary Times reporter by reporting for The Times. And reporting, and reporting some more.

Mr. Chan collects reporting credits the way Pete Rose collected base hits: obsessively, with doggedness and hustle, scratching them out where others might bide their time and swing for the fences. They come one after another, and sometimes in flurries of three or four. As of June 20, Mr. Chan had been in the paper one or more times for 10 consecutive weekdays. That followed a streak of 19 weekdays in May.

The No. 2 metro reporter in output, Kareem Fahim, has 323 credits in the past 12 months, 99 fewer than Mr. Chan. The majority of his colleagues have fewer than 200.
Uncredited photo of Chan via Gothamist.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

As the flag flies


Israeli flavour in Ghana win

The Hindu: Football lovers here were in for a pleasant surprise when Ghana defender John Pantsil waved the Israeli national flag to celebrate the goals scored by his teammates against the Czech Republic at the World Cup.

Pantsil, who plays for Israeli club Hapoel Tel Aviv, pulled out the blue-and-white flag from his socks after the strikes by Asamoah Gyan and Sulley Muntari which saw the 'Black Stars' upset the Czechs 2-0 yesterday.

Sources at Hapoel Tel Aviv told local daily 'Jerusalem Post' that the Ghanaian had promised to perform the act if his team scored in the World Cup. Pentsil is one of three Ghana international squad members who play for Israeli soccer teams.

Israel failed to make it to the World Cup Finals after finishing third in its European qualifying group.

Gyan's second minute score was not only the first by any Ghanaian at World Cup, but the quickest goal of the tournament so far this year and the fastest African goal in World Cup history.

Scenes of ecstasy and jubilation were witnessed in all parts of the West African country when the final whistle blew in Cologne. "The eruption, some senior citizens said, reminded them of when Ghana attained independence in 1957," the 'Accra Daily Mail' said.
Maybe someday Israel's neighbors will allow it to move from the European qualifing group to the Asian group.

Pantsil helps show there is more to life in Israel
Jerusalem Post: What was most impressive about what Pantsil did was the purity of his intentions.

Explaining his actions the defender told one Israeli sports Website: "I love the fans in Israel. I have played at Hapoel and Maccabi Tel Aviv and the fans always made me happy so I wanted to make them happy."

That was it. Pure and simple. ...

There's no doubt that Israel is a state fraught with controversy and problems.

But on Saturday, one Ghanaian showed the whole world there is more to life here.
It's amazing how much this gesture meant to Israelis... the comments attached to the Post story are touching, but also sad. There's a lot of bad about Israel, but no more so than any other country; and there's a lot more good there than in most countries.

Israelis try; they try to make their democracy better, they try to tell their story to the world, they try to get along with their neighbors, they try to find a way out of their death spiral with the Palestinians.

Usually they fail; but as the U.S. is finding out in America, when you're surrounded by people who want to kill you sometimes it's all you can do to restrain your own worst impulses.

World Cup Diary / It's not our celebration
Assaf Gefen in Haaretz: Paintsil's celebratory act was innocent and colorful until it was pasted over with Zionist cliches and became a parody of national pride. Tal Brody can sue over the appropriation of his coinage "We are on the map." What bothers me is the appropriation of anything with a whiff of an Israeli connection as a "national achievement" - shamelessly and unconnected to reality.

Because if we insist on giving an Israeli connection and meaning to Paintsil's celebrations, one could think of some more realistic alternatives. For example Paintsil's fellow countrymen, and other Africans, may not have lifted the Israeli flag but have been working here for years, and are subjected to inhuman treatment from us. Paintsil's partner was no exception - she was deported before being allowed back after someone at Maccabi Tel Aviv made a phone call. Paintsil and other African players receive VIP treatment from Israeli fans, including monkey calls and thrown bananas.

Before we jump on the Ghana bandwagon, we should perhaps stop to think and remember that it isn't our celebration.
Isn't democracy and a (mostly) free press great? You find out all sorts of things; and cheap sentiment usually falls by the wayside.

Ghana Sorry for Israeli Flag Gaffe
IslamOnline.net: Ghana's World Cup team apologized Monday, June 19, after defender John Pantsil waved an Israeli flag to celebrate his team's goals in their match against the Czech Republic.

"It was naive, he was not aware of the consequences of his actions. We apologize to everyone who felt offended by this," Ghana team spokesman Randy Abbey said at the team's training base, reported Agence France-Presse (AFP). ...

Pantsil's flag-waving sparked a barrage of insults and furious reactions across the Arab world, especially in Middle East heavyweight Egypt.

"Egyptians supported the Ghanaian team all the way until the 82nd minute, and regretted it after the Israeli flag (waving)," screamed a bold red headline in the independent daily Al-Masry Al-Yom.

The live commentator on the Arab satellite channel broadcasting all World Cup matches in the region abruptly cut short his trademark "goooaaaaaaal" when Pantsil brought out the flag.

"What are you doing, man?" the bewildered commentator said.

Some Arab papers described 25-year-old Pantsil as a "Mossad agent," others said "an Israeli had paid him to do it."

But the most elaborate theory was offered by the top-selling state-owned daily Al-Ahram.

Prominent sports analyst Hassan El-Mestekawi wrote that many Ghanaian players attend football training camps set up by an Israeli coach who "discovered the treasure of African talent, and abused the poverty of the continent's children" with the ultimate goal of selling them off to European clubs.

Egyptian football fans were equally rattled when the player produced the Israeli flag.

"We were totally supporting Ghana and we were so excited by how well they were doing," Ashraf el-Berri told AFP.

"We were screaming with joy, but the whole room went quiet when Pantsil took out the flag. We didn't really know how to react," he said. ...

Egypt, Jordan and more recently Mauritania are the only Arab countries with full diplomatic ties with Israel
It's interesting how Saddam Hussein dragged his country into the mud, but Anwar Sadat pulled his out. Looks like Ghana needs a leader like Pantsil.

Ghana: The Uproar Over Paintsil's Israeli Flag Waving
Ghanian Chronicle: Ghanaian international, John Paintsil says his act in waving the Israeli flag to acknowledge the cheers from the fans after Ghana's two goals against the Czech Republic last Saturday, was just in appreciation for his fans in Israel and nothing else.

Speaking to The Chronicle, the Hapoel Tel Aviv defender explained that before the said match, he had a passionate prayer seeking a good game and total victory for the nation, believing God was answering his prayers, hence his decision to waive the flag to his fans.

"I looked at the flag and prayed to God for victory and truly God did; so it was a sign of appreciation to my God and fans in Israel".
Best part--his God's probably different than that of most Israelis, but in this case, G*d delivered for both.

Uncredited AP photo of Paintsil via the Jerusalem Post.

Calling in the big guns


Sox pitcher dismissed after miss

Chicago Sun-Times: After watching catcher A.J. Pierzynski get beaned by Rangers starter Vicente Padilla in the second and fourth innings, [Sean] Tracey was brought into the game in the seventh to face Hank Blalock.

According to one Sox source, Tracey also entered the game with specific instructions.
Both benches had received warnings after the second time Pierzynski was used for target practice, and that's why Agustin Montero already was warming up in the bullpen with Tracey on the mound.

Tracey did throw one inside pitch to Blalock, but then he simply pitched to the third baseman and got him out.

That brought Sox manager Ozzie Guillen to the mound and sent Tracey to the dugout.

The explanation offered by Guillen after the game was well thought out but also a big smokescreen. And while Guillen is never one to lie to the media, he also knows the unwritten rule of baseball that states a manager or player never can admit to throwing at an opposing player without serious repercussions from the league office.

"I felt the thing with Tracey was he's not a mop-up man,'' Guillen said. "He's one of our prospects and shouldn't be in the game for mop-up time. I took too long to get Montero ready to go, and that was my mistake.

"It was my fault that Montero wasn't up quick enough. I got caught between leaving Vazquez in the game or not.''

Guillen, however, was caught on camera screaming at someone in the dugout after removing Tracey. When the camera focused on Tracey, he was visibly upset and looked almost on the brink of tears. A Sox source said after the game that Tracey was informed he was being sent back down to Class AAA Charlotte.

"Ozzie went nuts,'' one source said. "He had the ass, big-time.''
You know, there's an analogy here to the U.S. war in Iraq. At some point when the boss tells you to do something that you don't think is right, no matter if that's the code or the way it's always been done, you just don't do it. And take the consequences.

In this case, we already knew Ozzie was nuts--even if he's the best manager the White Sox have had in 87 years.

More proof today...

No Raves for Ozzie's Rants
Mark Kreidler on ESPN.com: Can we all agree that certain words are so potentially hurtful they should be used either rarely or never?

Good. Then let's not call it a suspension. Let's call it an intervention.

C'mon, White Sox, rescue your guy before he goes Archie Bunker on the rest of the world. Ozzie Guillen has already mocked the likes of A-Rod for not being Dominican enough, equated homosexuals with child molesters, ripped into a rookie for not intentionally hitting an opposing player, declared that if any pitcher hit him twice, "I'd be in the hospital or I'd be dead -- but I will fight, I will fight."

With that as the subtext, Guillen's homosexual slur of Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti on Tuesday is less shocking than it is a continuation of a trend that has been gathering momentum -- virtually unchecked -- by the week.

It is the story of a man who became so lionized for speaking his mind that he forgot the part about having one. At some point, Guillen as a refreshing alternative to canned managerial quotes (Hey, no other managers talk like this!) morphed into the bile-spewing elephant in the living room. It isn't as though the White Sox didn't see it coming -- everybody in baseball has seen Guillen on the rage for months, even as no one lifted a hand to check him.

So now's the time. Stop this man before he runs off the rails. Save Guillen from himself by yanking him off the field long enough to get his attention.

This guy just referred to a local writer thusly: "What a piece of [expletive] he is, [expletive] fag."

Any questions? This has nothing to do with Guillen's feud with Mariotti, and everything to do with Guillen's rapidly shrinking view of the world around him.

Suspend him in order to preserve him. It's your move, White Sox.
Photo of Guillen by Ron Vesely via Baseball America.