Monday, August 11, 2008

Swimming vs. gymnastics

Michael Phelps is going for his third gold tonight, which would tie him with a few others for most lifetime Olympic golds (9). And, the U.S. men's team is essentially hoping to do better than bronze in gymnastics, facing an almost-sure-to-win Chinese team and a tough Japanese team.

Until then, some women's beach volleyball--Misty May-Treanor/Carrie Walsh vs. the Cubans, it should be an easy win for the Americans; they've already won the first set.

It's amazing how much ground just two people can cover; NBC should show all the songs that are being played in between points, I think the players get to choose the music.

Second set is tighter, but it seems the Americans just keep getting easy points whereas the Cubans are having trouble stringing anything together. They talk about May sprinkling her mom's ashes on the volleyball sand after winning gold in Athens, planning to do the same here if she wins.

Hmm, NBC is not only missing points going to commercials, but also during the coverage as well. Too busy running replays--sloppy. And now some issues even with that. Wow--and they go to break with the Americans nearing game point--we come back, and they're just 2 away; no clue how they got there.

And the top team in the world wins its 103rd straight match; 21-15, 21-16; just 36 minutes.

Next up is Mary Carillo, one of my favorite sports journalists from her tennis work. Takes a look at some of China's biggest structures--Great Wall, Tibet railway, Three Gorges dam, Shanhai's mag-lev which hits 300 mph on its way to the airport, Chongqing's world's-largest-bathroom, Beijing's new Olympics structures. Carillo even gets to try out some Chinese on one of the world's tallest people. She has good chemistry with Bob Costas, they genuinely like each other and seem to have similarly earnest personalities--unlike her and John McEnroe, who have an at-times testy but generally invigorating relationship.

Al Trautwig says that the men's gymnastics competition is the biggest one in the Olympics for the Chinese; well, who knows, although I'd say winning more gold medals overall than the U.S. is more important an outcome.

China's up first, floor exercises. Hmm, guy screws up right on the last part of his routine. It's taking forever to post the score; and it's not bad, but his teammate has been waiting forever. Wow, his routine is excellent so far; fast and high with good landings--really great performance by their leader, Yang Wei. Third guy rocks it too; announcers not even mentioning the U.S. as a threat, painting it as China vs. Japan.

And now, the main event--Phelps swimming in the 200M freestyle, which he's owned. Another profile, I wonder how many they have for him--20? They list the other Olympians with nine golds--Carl Lewis, Mark Spitz, Paavo Nurmi and Larissa Latynina.

And they're off, he's already way out in front, got a great jump. Almost a length ahead after the first turn; he's on his own WR pace, now ahead of it--it's really crazy, actually, just blowing everyone away. Here he comes for the last 50M, he's going to win this easily and beat his own world record! American in third, as well.

Wow, that was almost anti-climatic, broke his record by almost a full second. No crazy celebration, very matter of fact--just a big smile.

Back quickly, more swimming; 100M backstroke, Natalie Coughlin, who's trying to become the first woman to defend gold in this event; and another American, Margaret Hoelzer. Wow, they really get right to it; Coughlin out front coming down the last 50M, Rowdy is saying she needs to swim straight. Rowdy says she's fading, but I think she'll win--and yes, wins, new WR too! Hoelzer takes the bronze, another 1-3 U.S. finish. Wow!

Man, next up--Men's 100M backstroke. This is just boom, boom, boom, one right after another. Aaron Peirsol trying to defend his gold here in his third Olympics. Thanks god for the swimmers, they're keeping our overal medals hope alive. Matt Grevers in the final as well. I think the huge relay win last night is carrying over, maybe giving the Americans an extra little boost tonight.

He's been having bad starts, says Rowdy, and again it's happened, he's kindof a ways behind. But Peirsol doing better now, in second coming down the last 50. And now he's pulling out, really turning it on. Reaching his own WR time, and--yeah baby, a new WR, with Grevers taking silver!

Oh man, that is awesome. Rowdy's laughing, says he always delivers when it counts in the finals. Peirsol says after he couldn't see anyone else, just did his own thing, thought Grevers had won, tried to swim through his little doubts. Grevers, who's huge and whose parents are Dutch, says he was pumped by the relay, if you want it bad enough it can happen.

Now Phelps' medal ceremony, Rusty saying he wants this to move quick since he needs to 'swim down' his lactic acid, less than an hour total between his last race and the semis for the 200 butterfly, his signature event. Silver went to a Korean, who won a gold in the 400M free.

It's amazing that with his next gold he'll have more than any other Olympian, ever. Anthem, now photos--let's go quickly!

Wow, turns out Ian Thorpe's in the stands, he's pooh-pahhed Phelps' quest. Women's 100M breastroke finals, an Aussie owns this even aparently--except in the last two Olympics.

Megan Jendrick who won gold 8 years ago, missed the team in Athens, barely made it this year. Leisel Jones the Aussie, 6 of the 8 fastest times in history. Young Rebecca Soni the other American, this not considered her strength.

This will be a good test of how much of a roll the American swim team is on. Aussies are out front earlier, Jones by quite a bit already. Jones is gonna win, way out in front; fight is for second, here comes an American--and yeah, Soni wins silver!

Nice outcome; 7 medals for the U.S. swim team tonight, 3 gold, 2 silvers, and 2 bronzes.

Back to gymnastics, apparently China's had some problems--hmm, stuck in 5th, U.S. in 2nd, with France leading and Japan in 6th. They replay a U.S. vault, the guy nailed it. But announcers also say the teams on top have already vaulted, which is by far the highest-scoring event.

So maybe the U.S. will sneak into silver. Rings, China up; Yang Wei comes through again, announcers says he's the world's dominant gymnast, just not affected by pressure. Again with the judging delays, announcers really ripping the judging--they're apparently looking at stuff in slow motion, which seems contrary to the idea of judging. You either catch it, or you don't--wow, 16.3 for him! 17 being perfect, of course.

Chen Yebing, one of the analysts says the first time he saw him he thought it was impossible. My, he's lieterally stopping on a dime--it's astonishing to watch; man, and he nails his dismount! There's a huge roar from the crowd, this guy's going to even beat his teammate. 16.575, wow; their first score was 16, so they just blew everyone else away.

Swimming again, Phelps in his 200M butterfly semi. Hasn't lost in this race for a long time, 2 seconds ahead of everyone else this year. 50 minutes since he won the gold in the free. 8th of 17 swims. He jumps into the lead off the blocks, hmm, not actually first at the turn. Halfway through now, like in second--he's not trying to blow everyone away, which is good, cause he's not.

Last 50M, in the lead suddenly after the turn; just blowing everyone away, wins easily and happens to tie the Olympic record.

Weird, they keep missing the U.S. men in gymnastics, have shown more Chinese actually. An American on parallel bars, announcer says they've been doing great and others have screwed up, no mistakes. Nails the routine, announcers starting to say who knows, maybe the U.S. can make this a real competition even without the Hamm brothers.

Raj Bhavsar now, one of the many gymnasts out of Houston. Announcers praising his big game ability, say his personality is picking everyone else up. Hmm, a bobble on the parallel, and a little hop on the dismount, but a good score overall. It's cool the way they're talking about Raj, like they would about any other team leader. Hop on the dismount, but another good routine for the U.S.

Only team error-free says the announcers; that's awesome. And halfway through the 6 events, U.S. is in good shape.

It's really hard to top the tension that builds during a gymnastics competition--it's like baseball, just keeps mounting, until at the end of a close competition it's almost unbearable. First small error on the high bar, says the announcer, which is an event where the U.S. is doing the hardest routines.

Japanese look tired, says the announcers. Wow, and a big mistake, their leader falls off the padding on the vault. Reigning gold medalists are not going to defend here. Announcers just ripping the guy, he was laughing afterwards, beforehand they were apparently video taping each other.

U.S. back on high bars, it's a big, scary routine--announcers say don't go too fast. He's nailing it so far, and absolutely nails the dismount! Awesome. Fairy tale good, says the announcer, everyone on the team is pumped, the guy is like oh my goodness afterwards--huuuuuge grin on his face on the slo-mo replay as he stands up on the landing.

Oh man, last guy is nailing it too; crowd is oohing, and he's doing all these crazy one-handed things. Totally nails the landing too! The crowd is super-into it, the team is just celebrating like crazy.

"No regrets" is what the gymnasts chant while waiting for the scores, and China's about to get up on the vault.

China picks up a 16.6 in the vault, after their first guy stepped out of bounds (and still got a high score on the strength of his height/rest of the routine). Last guy gets a 16.775, and it's all enough to put them in the lead over the U.S.

Amazing, nobody on the U.S. team has been in the Olympics before! Two events left, they really have no pressure, have done way better than what everyone else thought they could do after their top two gymnasts, the Hamm brothers, got injured.

Back to swimming for a sec, some good questions from Andrea Kramer for Phelps about what don't people understand about how hard what he's trying to do is--the whole time management and lack of rest between races is the main thing.

Like a 1.75 lead for the Chinese; the U.S. is about 3 in front of the Japanese--they're doing their two best events next though. China's weakest event is their last one, on the high bar; next up for them though is parallel bars, where they're very good. U.S. doing floor exercise, then finish on their worst event, pommel horse.

Interesting, they show how the Chinese team is calibrating the bars, they have someone do a test routine, they use pieces of wood to make sure the bars are far enough apart. Ha, reminds me of in Sydney, when curvy Russian Svetlana Khorkina said the horse was a few centimeters too low, the officials didn't believe her, turned out after she was right, they had to let everyone who wanted to redo their routine.

Meanwhile, here China's first guy just rocked the parallel bars--16.475. Yang Wei next, the one who made the childish mistake in prelims on this. He has a few bobbles, but nothing major; 16.1. Last guy, whose routine looks so easy but is super hard; he totally floats as the announcers say, pretty good landing too, huge roar from the crowd. Hmmm, he's totally bleeding on the elbow--16.45.

U.S. in floor exercises now, the floor is less forgiving than the ones the U.S. is used to. Which begs the question, why are they practicing on a floor that's not like the one they'll be competing on?! He's fine so far, doubling his landings; doing really well now, doesn't stick his final landing but not bad.

Just looked it up, it's Elfi Schlegel and Tim Daggett again doing the announcing with Al. I liked them 4 years ago too. Elfi's the weakest member of the team, sometimes talks just to talk. Tim is really straightforward, and adds an appropriate amount of excitement. Second guy screws up on his first pass, looks like his feet touch out of bounds. This could cost them the silver, they're saying his a bit rattled--Elfi calls them silly errors, Tim says the first bad routine for the team--a bad score, 14.625, very uncharacteristic screwup they say.

Japan's over on the parallel bars, they're smoking here--oops, not a great landing though. Back to U.S., Jonathan Horton's last time up. Wow, he looks so determined. He's nailing it, really picking up the slack here. Oh man, a great event--awesome, big smile, Tim calls it MVP times ten.

Wow, three gymnasts on pommel horse for the U.S. are all non-white; hope these guys can pull it out! U.S. has 1.7 point lead over Japan--hmm, thought it'd be smaller. That's good, some cushion at least. Wow, China's lead is now more than 5 points.

Trautwig points out the ever-changing face of America leading the way here. Indian American guy, Chinese American guy, Russian American guy--or, three typical American guys. Kevin Tan up first--oh no, and he totally screws up, Tim calls it disasterous, stops his routine halfway through and messes up his dismount--wow, gets like a 12.

Now to the Japanese, it's essentially mano-a-mano. Guy does well, but a big step on the landing. The lead is pretty much gone. Raj Bhavsar now, Tim likes him a lot. But he makes a mistake right before his dismount, the nerves definitely beginning to take its toll. Japan moves up to second; their second guy just nails his high bar routine, the U.S. is gonna get bronze.

Oh well, I'm sure they'd have taken it at the beginning of the competition. Too bad they were so close. Alexander Artemev last; like Kevin, he only got in cause of injury to the Hamms. Tim says he thinks Raj's number is gonna be low, we're still waiting for it--oh man, it's a 13.75. Sheesh.

Alex starts off looking pretty good--wow, his routine was unbelievable! So darn exciting, out of nowhere. His teammates are totally happy. The alternate, in the stands, is crying with emotion, it's great. Team USA hugs; they're all waiting for the results. 15.35, a good score; looks like the Germans still have a shot at this still.

Germans apparently pretty good at this; first guy got through it. They need to average a 15.3 to take bronze--I don't think they're going to do it, Tim doesn't either.

China's just putting the icing on the cake, on the high bars. First guy nails it, crowd goes crazy. Second German guy, first guy got a low score; U.S. will take bronze for sure, Tim says the U.S. can start celebrating.

Second Chinese guy just going for it, not holding back at all--they wanna totally win this thing. Huge applause when he's done. Second German score not great, Tim says it's over, the U.S. has taken the bronze.

And now, the last Chinese gymnast goes up on high bar. The youngest member of the team, the 'little kid'. Oh wow, and he nails it--Al says there's a new China syndrome, it's called China gold. The crowd is just going nuts, the gymnasts are beginning to celebrate and cry; what a great moment for China.

And now the U.S. is going crazy, they've won the bronze.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Thrilling to swimming

Watching women's gymnastics, about 10:30 pm EST; not sure what's coming up next. More swimming, I'm assuming.

Sure enough, it's the men's 100M semifinals in backstroke. They go by quickly, two Americans qualify including Aaron Peirsol, the favorite. Not sure of all the results, but I don't think the Americans are having a great night in the pool. I think the Chinese have a bunch of golds today, so there's going to be a huge amount of pressure on Michael Phelps later tonight to win the swimming team's second gold.

They set up the women's 400M freestyle with a long piece, which has some weird love triangle between a Frenchwomen and an Italian, now swimming against each other. Hey, whoah--Katie Hoff's in this, I assumed based on the setup there was no American, they're totally downplaying her chances, apparently the Italian is the big favorite.

Go Hoff! It's a long race, World Record is just a tick over 4 minutes. Hmm, so far the Frenchwoman is in the lead, although she's not expected to do anything and even though she's the defending champ. Hoff's now second, nearing the halfway point. Now Hoff's moved out front, I believe; yup. Hmm, Rowdy's getting excited for Hoff's chances, me too. Apparently she's running a smart tactical race. Closing in on the last 100M, she's lengthening her lead!

Closing in on 50M left, it's so rare for the announcers to underhype an American. Lead is getting larger, last 50M, the crowd is going crazy, and I think she's going to win!

Oooh, lead is falling off,--and she's just outtouched, the non-Rowdy announcer thought she had it, but a Brit grabbed it, and another Brit took silver. Wow, so close, not even in her top event. Loses by 7/100ths!

Ah, the men's 4x100M freestyle relay is next, they set the world record in the prelim with the B team. Frenchies are the favorites though, apparently--told a paper they're going to smash the Americans. Uh, okay. Wow, so the Phelps dream could end tonight, and not via his hands. So weird that France would be the competition, not the Aussies.

Wow, Phelps first, but not a great start to my eye. The Aussies are way out front, here comes Phelps, catches him a bit but doesn't win his own leg. The pace is way faster than the WR, now the U.S. is in first coming down to the final two swimmers. Now the black swimmer for the U.S., he's being torched by the Frenchie a bit; here comes the next-to-last leg, U.S. is not going to win, Phelps' dream is pretty much over--French are just extending their lead.

Hmm, last guy is closing the gap--and oh my God, he catches him! Unbelievable! He was waaaay behind when he started, and even as they started the last 50M--but somehow he beat the fastest relay swimmer!

Rusty says that may be the most incredible relay swim he's ever seen in his life--they blow away the WR, the French are in shock. Rusty keeps saying he can't believe it, it's just not possible; it's just amazing on the replay how much time the U.S. made up on the last leg.

Wow, Phelps is going nuts on the replay, rooting for his teammate--I really think he's got to win 8 golds now, how can he not after that effort by his teammate! Jason Lezac, team captain--way to deliver. 3:08:24, wow!

Hey, it's that McCain celebrity ad, what an idiot thing to schedule during the Olympics--everyone's running on adrenaline, and this thing shows up!

Lezac coaches himself, this should be a great interview. Lezac swam the fastest relay split in history, it's fun listening to them--they're not trying to play it down, but not arrogant either. Phelps has the best look on his face on the replay as he looks up at the time and realizes they won; one of them refers to "the Frenchies talking stuff".

Wow, definitely the best moment of the Olympics so far for the U.S. Phelps is favored in the rest of his races, and the U.S. tems in the rest of the relays he swims in, so this really was the hardest one to get over for his quest.

They're going to show the tape of this one for a looooong time; what a great race. Costas, who's seemed a bit frantic the last couple of days, is in the studio with Chris Collinsworth. They exult about the race for a while, poke fun at the French, and now Chris is here to talk hoops. He is a great anaylst, but I've never seen him talk anything but football.

They talk about how gracious the Chinese fans have been, they show highlights from the U.S.-China basketball game, which I watched most of this morning. Bizarre that Yao hit a three to open the game, but other than that it was pretty predictable--U.S. wore down the Chinese, busted it open with good defense in the second quarter.

I didn't realize how popular Kobe is in China, he says it's like they're at home, the fans love the game and know the players. This is a good recap, with Kobe interview snippets woven in, he really seems sincere and not his usual careful self; given his dad's international background, I think he probably appreciates all this more than most.

Stuff like this does more to build good international relations than anything else; as Chris says, the team's been classy and dignified, to help change our basketball image abroad. He could've dropped 'basketball'.

Back to swimming, this should be a hell of a medal ceremony. U.S. hadn't lost this relay for 34 years, until 2000--Aussies; and 2004--South Africa. Oh, how sweet it is. Interesting, everyone stands in order of their racing order.

Australia's really fallen in swimming, they look happy just to get bronze. Now, the Frenchies.... Big smiles, now. The women handing out the medals to them is Muslim, wonder who she is. Ironically, her head covering wouldn't be allowed in French schools. Wonder when their swim team will have a black member like Cullen Jones.

And now--the U.S.! Man, they look so happy; 8 gold medals total for Phelps now, he goes over to shake hands with the Frenchies. And now, the Star Spangled Banner. Phelps' mom sings along, everyone is just beaming.

Back to Bob, he says people who really know swimming are calling this the best relay of all time, everyone through fifth place broke the world record!

So looking at the overall medals table, China has 6 golds to our 3; U.S. has 4 silvers to their 2, and 4 bronzes to their none.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

U.S swimmers, fencers headline at the Olympics

First full day of competition at the Olympics, came in just in time to catch Michael Phelps' medal ceremony in the 400 IM. Now it's the women's turn, Katie Hoff of the U.S. the favorite, with another American, Beisel in the field too. And a 14-year-old Chinese competitor.

Interesting, Hoff has marks above her eyes from the goggles pressing in; announcer says she's got to do way better in the backstroke than she did in the prelims. Not looking good for the Americans after the butterfly and backstroke parts, they're both trailing a bit.

Now on the breaststroke, which she's apparently fast in, Hoff is 3 seconds behind. Hoff is really making up ground on second place in the second 50 in the breaststroke. Last leg, looks like U.S. may have to settle for bronze behind the Aussie and the Zimbabwean Kirsty Coventry; and it's a new world record for the Aussie, Stephanie Rice, smashing Hoff's old one, with Coventry beating the WR too.

Wow, Hoff loses for the first time in four years in this event. Well, that's why they hold the races....

Costas has a bad echo in the studio, think they'd have worked out the mike problem by this point of the night--they're actually showing the swimming events live.

By my count, 1 gold, 0 silvers, 2 bronzes for the U.S. in the 3 swimming events I've caught all or part of. We'll definitely win more medals than the Chinese, I think, it's going to be a tight race for gold. But I think if Phelps wins 8, we'll beat them--a superhuman effort like that from one athlete, especially early, is really inspiring for the rest of the team.

Hey, the Barack Obama ad--it's very fast-paced, and upbeat; not a great ad, it was half through before I realized what it was about. I think the narrator talks too fast, actually; but it does have a crispness, professionalism to it. And it wasn't jarring, like McCain's last night.

Back, and there's no LIVE logo so it's taped men's gymnastics competition. China first here, on the rings; guy is good, sticks the apparently-difficult dismount, Yang Wei.

Hey, it's Al Trautwig, who I really like actually. Stupid new scoring system, 17 is perfect now I believe. Wow, another Chinese gymnast on the rings, Chen Yibing; the announcer is saying he's doing moves that are impossible--wow, and he stops his swing on a dime too. And he totally nails his landing, no wobble at all; announcer says when China does routines like that, they're unbeatable. Japan's the other team competing at the moment.

Back to the swimming events, in the 'water cube'. 100M breaststroke semifinals, they're building up to the women's 4x100 relays, Dara Torres. Here Japanese guy, Kitajima, the favorite; the U.S. guy in this semis barely qualified. Announcers speculating whether the American in the other semis, who has the world record and who had a slow prelims, was playing possum, he was so slow. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

Kitajima wins easily, American Mark Gangloff finishes third so makes the finals. Wow, they have great camera technology, can see everything underwater, and super-slo mo too.

This is like NBC's dream, it's a bit after 11, petrified to see what's on the other networks because I don't wanna have results spoiled--although I'm pretty sure the woman's relays are live.

Brendan Hansen's heat now, he failed to make the team in the 200M and apparently hasn't looked good lately, he seems to be a bit on edge or something. Hope the U.S. team isn't off, except for Phelps. Announcer says he just didn't have the 'snap' he usually does in the prelims. Hmm, got the lead at the turn, seems like he'll be fine. Falling back, announcer says he looks off; falls to 3rd, some Norwegian guy sets a new Olympic record. Kitajima watching Hansen, I guess we'll see tomorrow.

Back to gymnastics, U.S. competed earlier, Trautwig says it's looking good for them to get a number of gymnasts into the finals. Chen Yibing on the vault, huge height, a little hop on the landing. Yang Wei, doesn't stick his landing either but a good score on height/rotations. Huge vault for the third gymnast, which he invented, Li Xiaopeng; commentator again says they're going to crush everyone if they're on like this.

Yeah, and tonight an indication of the Chinese team's ability to perform up to expectations vs. the Americans, it may be a long Olympics for the U.S. Now they show a Japanese gymnast, who screws up on the pommel horse, gets off, remounts. Hmm, does a nice routine after that, but gets an automatic deduction. Ooh, the Russians up next here.

Now, Dara Torres. Wow, quite the coool roof on the swimming facility, which is this futuristic cube with translucent hexagon tiles. They're all in red, white and blue swimsuits; her coach is hospitalized back home, in bad shape. Aussies our main threat here I think. Canada, France, U.S.: Natlie Coughlin, Lacey Nymeyer, Carolyn Joyce, Dara Torres; China, which qualified first after not doing much historically; Germany; Dutch, which hold the current WR; and the Aussies, who qualified 6th, defending gold; with Great Britain at the end.

Rowdy Gaines is one of the announcers, I like him. Says China, U.S., Aussies. They're off, 100M each leg. Coughlin out fast, in the lead; now fading a bit, Germans way out; Germans still leading, then Dutch, U.S. in the middle, third as the third swimmer in. Rowdy says best Germans done already, Dutch the new favorite. And the Dutch are in front, looks like a big gap for the U.S. for Torres to try and make up; whoah, U.S. is behind, the Dutch are going to win I think.

Whoah, Torres made up ground, but too much I think; she's fighting for second now, here come the Aussies, but it'll be close for second--but U.S. gets silver for second Olympics, new OR for the Dutch. Torres may have swam the fastest split in relay history Rowdy says; U.S. pretty subdued, trying to figure out what happened; but Torres has a big smile, I really like her. Torres actually 2nd split to the Dutch in the race.

So 1 gold, 1 silver, 3 bronzes. An okay haul for a heavy swimming night, not great. We'll finish the night with gymnastics, and a look back at the U.S. women fencers, who swept an event today I saw.

Back to gymnastics, Russians who are back strong with oil profits soaring. Big vault for the first Russian, doubles the landing. Second guy good too, slight stepback on the landing. Yang Wei, over on the parallel bars, they talk about the strong emotions and pressure on the Chinese team.

Announcer says they can really distance themselves on this event, like vaulting; perfect so far, then a bobble, huge mistake says the announcer, he won't qualify for the individual event finals here they say; easiest element says the announcer, just went blank. Announcer says he probably hasn't made that mistake his entire training cycle for the Olympics--a mistake you see from a little kid to be honest. Ouch. The Chinese team's leader, no less.

Huang Xu, who's apparently rock solid, tremendous in this event. Wow, he looks great; small hop on the dismount, otherwise perfect. Li Xiaopeng, whose muscles look puny by comparison with his teammates, but won gold 8 years ago, has had some major injury issues since then. Wow, nice jump near the start. Almost violent, small hop on the landing. They're all slapping hands afterwards, a very confident team. Announcer still thinks China and Japan will take gold and silver.

They show the women's sabre team, with George H.W. Bush in the audience. The 'punk rock' of fencing. Wow, two faced off for gold; defending champ won again, this is a sport we've never done great in, recently have become quite good at. Three U.S. flags on the podium, what a great sight. Mariel Zagunis the gold winner, whose parents were Olympic rowers. Sada Jacobson, the silver medalist, won bronze four years ago. Becca Ward, who's an incoming freshman at Duke.

So eight medals on opening day and early day two; pretty cool. In gymnastics, U.S. qualifies 6th into the finals. Bela Karolyi, more mike problems for Bob, has to hold it in his hands--Karolyi's not even miked, they should fire the audio people. Bob asks him what are the woman's team chances, he dances around and doesn't make much sense, but eventually says their chances are good. No mike for Bela says Bob, wants to know if they're done now, he doesn't seem to know that we could hear him, just not great.

Oddly enough, they end the night with the Aussie's anthemn in the 400IM--it's thankfully a short one. A quick peek at the medals tables, and the U.S. is on top with 2 golds, 2 silvers, 4 bronzes; China in second with 2 golds and a silver.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Summer Olympics kick off

NBC starts its 17 days of coverage with some truly beautiful images of China, the colors pop and the announcer's ponderous voice and slow music lends it a sense of history. It's my favorite sporting event; as a bunch of athletes say it's not the triumph, it's the struggle.

It's a pretty non-jingoistic opening, not all the sound bites are from American athletes. I'm pretty sure with GE as NBC's parent company, we're not going to see the overt and covert racism and China-bashing that's typified a lot of the U.S. media's coverage leading up to the games.

'Previously Recorded' flashes on the screen for a few seconds; and first words go to Jim Lampley, oddly enough, not Bob Costas. After commercials we'll start with Tom Brokaw to tell us how much it all means to the 1.3 billion Chinese.

It's too bad this is all pre-prime time, shortly after 7:30 EST; Brokaw is a pro, and his report really puts things in perspective, saying of the Tibet torch protests: "Their self-image was not shared by many others in the world."

Hmmm, that sounds familiar.

"There are so many Chinas", says Brokaw; "a country racing into the future, confident it can claims its place, on its own terms."

Odd, they've paired Matt Lauer with Bob at the venue--male/female teams almost always work better for these sporting/cultural melds, let's see how it goes.

Bob and Matt's show
His patented voice rings out, emeshing us in a tangle of metaphors as the camera scans the audience behind Costas, busily fanning themselves. Lauer chimes in, calls it a big show--15,000 performers, 11,000 athletes, $300 million production (10 times what Athens spent), all directed by China's famed Zhang Yimou.

Naive Matt wonders how Iran will be greeted as they walk in--well, given that we're in Beijing not Boston and America's foreign policy views are neither universal nor binding nor always right, I think the Chinese will clap for them just as they will for everyone else.

They start talking to athletes, giddy beach volleyball chicks and cool Kobe and LeBron. Wow, the Bird's Nest stadium looks great from above at night.

Hmm, Omega's commercials feature an Asian father and he daughter; that ultimately will be the legacy of these games, a chance for the world to see the Chinese as individuals and hear their stories.

Wow, President Bush is the first U.S. president to ever attend a non-American Olympics. Interesting, Costas says he's here to show respect for China and their accomplishments; maybe, but I think he also just likes to watch sports.

They show Hu Jintao sitting next to Jacque Rogge, and then the Bushes come in; they talk about his dad's close ties to China. Hmm, their seats are just normal ones, not up on the dais like Hu and Rogge. Bush has really lowered America's prestige, in small and large ways.

China awes the world
Ceremonies start as the stadium dims, a dazzling display of light; 2,008 drummers, as lights flash through the drumskin, it's a mesmerizing sight. Absolutely amazing, the crowd roars, everyone's waving lights. Two big blocks of drums, spell out 60 60; then 50 50, etc. then 10 on down; and fireworks go off like crazy for a few seconds, wow. This is a level of spectacle never seen before.

Drummers start chanting and twisting; words of Confucius says Matt. It's really awe-inspiring; like from a movie. A little intimidating says Matt, but the drummers were told to smile more. Yeah, this is old school China; the original shock and awe. Lights go out; it's pretty magnificent as the drumsticks light up.

McDonalds has the first great commercials of the games, The More We Get Together under images of athletes competing and then eating (non-McDonalds food). It's catchy, simple and memorable.

Fireworks from across Beijing lead from Tiananamen to the stadium, making up a footstep a second, 29 in all for each Olympics. Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism are all part of tonight, crowd roars as the lit-up Olympic rings rise up from the floor of the stadium, it's magical. I mean, this is a show--technically-inspiring, yet with a cohesive feel to it so it's not just a series of cheap random wows like bad blockbusters.

And now, music; 56 kids, one for each ethnic group in China, a little girl in a red dress singing A Hymn to My Country; man, they are adorable (and all smiling), holding hands. Bush isn't watching, talking to Putin. Stop bombing Georgia, yo, they're our allies.

As Costas says, from the children to the soldiers, they take the flag and goose-step their way forward. Lauer says it's an overt reminder that it's the state that keeps us safe and insures the future.

Now everyone stands for the Chinese national anthem, this is great. Like Obama running for president forces the image of blacks to change, so the world standing for China's anthem and watching its Games marks a turning point in its face to the world.

China, Now and Then
Chinese history, and China today will be the two themes. They should just have a segment on China's inventions. Wow; a giant scroll on the stadium floor, 3 performers dance over it, painting with their feet and bodies as they move. Surrounding it and enhancing it is one of the world's largest LED screens, touch-sensitive.

Joshua Cooper Ramo is the third man in the booth, he's apparently the Chinese expert--former managing editor at Time, now a professor in China. Now the canvas part of the giant scroll floats up, as Costas says, the opening ceremony from Beijing, already seeming unlike any other.

810 'disciples of Confucius' come out, cermony reminds us China invented paper and printing. Wow, the printing block undulate, it's staggering how many cool individual elements there are. 'Massive scope, minute precision' says Bob. The blocks form Chinese words. 'Cinematic blockbuster in real-time' says either Matt or Joshua.

Wow, flowers pop out of the blocks that had been shaped into the Great Wall--and my God, the blocks were controlled by people, they pop out smiling at the end! I had thought it was because it was a tiny bit irregular, but dismissed it as not possible given all the complex shapes, done so quickly. Wow. Yet somehow so appropriate.

Imagine the discipline, to memorize exactly where and when and at what height you had to hold your block for every second of a 10-minute production.

Tang dynasty being celebrated, time when it was all about trade says Joshua as a performer is carried out by hundreds on a silk road. The one and the many, he says; I like him, it's cool to have an expert on hand for an Opening Ceremony that like all things Chinese is all about nuance, symbolism, and message.

My god, thousands come out, with big banners that collectively form boats, Zheng He's journeys. Hard to overstate the magnificence, mix of technology and people. The sea, projected on the membrane that circles the stadium. How is any Olympic opener ever going to top this, for sheer mass spectacle and astonishing visual moments?

Everything bigger here in China, says Joshua. 15,000 performers in all, none of whom repeat.... It's like the first time you visit Tokyo, and feel as if the U.S. is living in a parallel, slightly inferior, time.

Light show is amazing, music is epic, as the performers act out a massive sea voyage. Hmm, wonder if they'll show all the nations they encountered bearing gifts?


Hour Two: Back to the Future
9 of the past 10 centuries China's had the world's largest GDP says Joshua, quoting what Chinese people tell him. Not sure if that's accurate.... Matt says let's take a moment to just appreciate the costumes.

More crazy fireworks as we go to another break, that last segment was short. Hmm, apparently we're skipping some things too for commercials; now up to the 70s. Some Liberace-ish guy at the piano, one of China's biggest stars says Bob. Surrounded by people in green, now undulating like stalks of rice, lit from below by the LED screen.

Wow, just amazing, figures in lit-up suits running across the giant stadium floor, forming spirals, now a giant dove. They make it seem like the wings of the dove are flapping, then take on the shape of the stadium; a giant kite appears (the Chinese invented that too, says Bob), and a little girl flies across, lifted by the kite. The performers are standing on top of each other to make the shape of the stadium.

Somewhere, the North Koreans are bowing their head in defeat, they are no longer the master of mass spectacle. Wonder what Leni Riefenstahl would've made of this?

Another commercial with Chinese people, from GE. Back, tai chi on stage. Performers surrounded by others propping up giant glass screens, onto which images and colors are projected. Waterfalls come down on the giant membrane around the stadium.

Sound of kids, sitting in the middle surrounded by 2008 doing tai chi. Harmony between man and nature is our only hope says Joshua. Stadium rings with their shouts; counterpoised with the voices of the kids as the performers form giant rings around them. Movement in one direction often begins with a very subtle move in the other direction, says Joshua.

Crowd roars, it's pretty amazing as they go through their exercises, forming new and interlacing patterns as they run about at top speed. People working together can do great things; were this an American Olympics, it'd be filled with stars.

Kids are waving, the tai chi performers do too before running off.

Space Age
Three performers, one for each of China's astronauts; Matt talks about their plans to put a man on the moon by 2024. Let Zhang organize it, and they'll make it. Some sortof giant spherical space stationish/beehive thing comes out, wow, it's got people walking along its sides! It turns into a globe; 8 months of training, says Joshua. Now doing cartwheels.

Two singers at the top, Chinese pop star Liu Huan and, oddly, Sarah Brightman, who the Chinese apparently like. The guy's singing in Chinese, You and Me; I assume she'll do English. A blue whale is swimming along in the background along the membrane, as scenes of Olympic competition flow along the globe.

Brightman gets a roar as she starts singing--in Chinese! Wow... how the world has turned, first Hong Kong and now this. Eat your heart out, England.

Performers hold faces of children from all around the world up on cards, they flash on the screen as well. One World, One Dream is the slogan of the games says Bob. Crazy batch of fireworks. Nobody can dispute the quality of this opening ceremony, he says, calling it "stunning, stunning."

Yeah, they were; I think people take away from this that China's world-class, they have a lot of disciplined people, and they know how to put on a show.

Parade of Nations
Out come the Greeks, Athens was a good Olympics but seems a long-lost memory. Left with a lot of debt, says Bob; they're waving Greek and Chinese flags, wearing white suits.

Guinea, it's by the number of strokes in the Chinese character for their name! Interesting. Turkey in white suits; they should get an Olympics at some point. Turkmenistan, who apparently approved the drab olive uniforms--ha, Bush is watching via binoculars.

Yemen, in dark suits. Maldives, in flowing gowns--Bob says a teen boy prevented an assasin from stabbing its president. Malta, in tannish suits. Madagascar, in striped outfits. Malaysia, who called NBC and asked them to explain where it is, in yellow. Mali, in white gowns, their flag bearer has a hug smile, world champ in--taekwondo! Wow.

Malawi, in red tops/black bottoms. Macedonia, in white collarless suits. The athletes walk in along lines of Chinese women in miniskirts who are constantly clapping and jumping up and down. Marshall Islands, with feathery boas; Cayman Islands, who told NBC they didn't want to be cut out.

Bhutan next, they're not skipping any countries during commercials; Ecuador, in yellow tops. Eritrea, in dark black suits. Jamacia, in yellow of course. Hmm, a lot of female flag bearers this time around. Belgium, in military-looking whiteish suits with black accents, red shirts. Vanuatu, in yellow and black. Israel, in bluish striped tops. Costas says Shimon Peres is walking back to his hotel afterwards, so as not to break the Sabbath. Japan... and the crowd's reaction is muted. At least they didn't boo. In dark blue tops/white pants. One of their Olympians also competed in 1964; big delegation.

Next is Chinese Taipei; big, big roar from the crowd--welcome home, comrades! No flag, a special Olympic flag. Central African Republic; then, Hong Kong China, another big welcome, in white tops. Gambia, in awesome blue robes, the smallest country in Africa still has 1.7 million people. Benin, in brown/reddish robes; then Mauritius, all black, polka dot red shirts. Very interesting.

Mauritania, in blue robes, there was a military coup there says earnest Matt. Denmark, in red, and blue shorts. Uganda, in cream robes with black tops. Ukraine, in their blue and yellow outfits, flagbearer is apparently a great swimmer, she looks very happy. Ah, and Sergei Bubka too, an administrator now.

Hour Three
Uruguay, then Ecuador (?), then Brunei was a scratch with no explanation, then Barbados, and Papua New Guinea. Brazil in green, cool uniforms. Hmm, they've never won gold in soccer, as the samba in.

Wow, everyone's walking across the giant painting, stepping on different colors--it's a really nice and thoughful touch. Paraguay, only country with a flag that's different on the front and back, uniforms are the same--light blue tops, tan shorts. Bahrain, with women in full red cover, guys in red vests/white robes. Bahamas, in aquamarinish tops and white shorts, naturally. Panama, white panama shirts. Pakistan, dark sportcoats. Matt chimes in with the serious latest political development report.

Ah, Palestine, a small delegation, in white/black shirts and black pants. 204 nations in all, says bob. Cuba, in uniform tannish/greenish outfits, nice applause from the crowd; a big delegation.

Ah, the first political ad, McCain hitting Obama as the biggest celebrity in the world--odd, the announcer's voice is a scary female. Very jarring, in the midst of all this pagentry, to suddenly have an attack ad--all the commercials are upbeat, the ceremony too; this is a bad move by McCain, the Obama ads are all positive, theirs reads like bad manners at best, scare-mongering at worst. Olympics are all about finding the breakout celebrities, just a weird decision by McCain.

Burkina Faso, Burundi, Timor-Leste (East Timor), Qatar, Rwanda. Luxembourg, Chad. Now Belarus, in red. Joshua explains the order again, says it's a bit nonsensical to some of you at home--well, actually no, it's China's Olympics, they're not going to follow the English alphabet!

India; 286 medals for China to 3 for India, who bring just 55 athletes, in white. Bush looks board, checking out his watch aka his father, all sprawled out in his chair. Indonesia, in black with shiny gold bottoms, largest population of overseas Chinese.

Lithuania in green tops, white shorts. Niger, with 1 athlete, who's carrying the flag. Nigeria, in white, dance into the stadium; hopefully they'll get an Olympics at some point in time. Nicaragua, in black and blue. Nepal, in red and white as Matt and Bob talk about a Nicaraguan boxer. Ghana, in kente cloth robes. Next, the Canadians, Vancouver's got the next games; all in white and red. They're now paying athletes for medals, for the first time; Bob points out the U.S. does that too.

Yeah, the tone's been very good so far; Costas is a pro, and although Matt's a bit unpredictable and sometimes seems to say things that he thinks he's expected to, he's been good too.

Gabon, 41st year for their president-for-life. San Marion, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Saint Lucia, Soa Tome and Principe, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Guyana, Djibouti, Kyrgyzstan. And now, Laos; hmm, pronounced Lao actually, in white; Armenia, and now--Spain! Red and yellow of course, they seem really happy; Eurocup, French and Wimbledon, and Tour de France winners. Hey, Nadal's marching with everyone, that's awesome; they're waving their hats, really seem especially happy.

Bermuda, in shorts; Liechtenstein, which apparently changed their flag after they discovered it looked just like Haiti; then Congo in dark suits, followed by the Democratic Republica of Congo (i.e. Zaire), in light blue suits. Costas is perfect for this, so much interesting trivia in his brain.

And now, Iraq--in green and white, big hand. Bush claps for them too, all sprawled out in his seat. So weird to see him as just another fan, no entourage. Iran, in lighter green; flag-bearer one of their three female athletes.

Guatemala, in white with bluish trim. Hungary, in eye-blinding dalmation red spotted white outfits; they make fun of their outfits, gently. Dominican Republic, in black. Spectacular shot of the stadium with China's flag in the foreground as we go to break.

Dominica, Togo, Iceland, and Guam--with their 6 feet, 399 pounds flagbearer who competes in judo. Angola, Antigua, Barbuda, Andorra, Tonga. Jordan, in cool purple patterned outfits, very pretty. Equatorial Guinea, Finland in dark tops and blue shirts, with woman in dresses with water droplets on them. Croatia, red outfits. For some reason bagpipes have been really loud in the background.

Sudan, they talk about Joey Cheek being banned, outfits in white; Costas calls it outrageous that his visa was pulled, so contrary to the Olympic ideals. Interesting to see what he says when Russia comes up. Suriname, as we go to break, Bush is looking tired.

At last, NBC lays out their main storylines--too bad it's in a commercial. Sheesh. About halfway through; Libya, Liberia, Belize, Cape Verde, Cook Islands, Saudi Arabia--no women as always; Algeria, Albania, United Arab Emireates, with women for the first time--the two daughters of the prime minister. Hey, that's how change happens....

Argentina in white and blue, with Manu carrying the flag; Oman, then Aruba. Next, Afghanistan, with Hamid Karzai in the stands, Matt quick to say his name, stumbling over his country. Azerbaijan, in white; Namibia, in white/black checked tops, women in interesting black dresses. Tanzania, in yellow, Latvia in red/white outfits that match their flag.

Great Britain, a cheer for them; in white and blue shirts, some of their athletes look like kids (and are). Nicholas Sarkozy looking down as they march in, he looks sweaty, shirt is stained. British Virgin Islands, following the mother country in says Bob. Okay....

Kenya, in red with black, a ton of running medals. Romania, in interesting turquoise outfits, Matt points out the cheerleaders have been dancing for more than an hour; Palau, in tropical shirts; Tuvalu, in red and black, Olympic debut. Venezuela, in red/white/blue/yellow. Solomon Islands, in traditional dress.

Now the French, NBC has been saying they might get frosty reception due to Sarkozy's criticisms; in gray/bluish suits; no real reaction one way or the other, Sarkozy is animated again. Another under-performing nation.

Poland, in red--wow, they have some huge woman athlete or maybe delegate. Swimmers aren't here, says Bob, they're in competition right away tomorrow. Puerto Rico, dark blue tops, tan slacks.

Nice commercial from Coke, for the paraolympics. Their commercials tend to be classy. Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bangladesh, Bolivia, Norway--hmm, odd one to miss. In gray suits, white. South Africa, in white. Cambodia, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Cote D'Ivoire, Comoros, Bulgaria, standard dark top/white.

Russia, silly red/white outfits; Putin stands in the stands, Matt fills us in on the war--but oddly makes it seem like the break-away region is from Russia as he starts. Boy, what a whitewash; Russians invade a country and Matt makes it seem like an internal thing; Bob is better, calls them out for doing it in spite of the Olympic truce. Syria, in drab suits, one guy dancing like crazy.

And now, the U.S.--in Ralph Lauren-designed dark sportcoats, tan pants. Big hand for the U.S. as Bob talks about the flagbearer, once a Lost Boy from Sudan. Bush stands, sportcoat on and buttoned. Spiffy white caps. They should've had an Asian American design the outfits, as it is we just look like preppy kids. Kobe marching, looking happy; all the basketball players are together. Funny height disparities; hmm, U.S. vs. China Sunday night, Bush says he'll be there. U.S. high-fiving the cheerleaders, other nations may have too but NBC didn't show; very American.

Hour Four: Here comes China
Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Honduras, Zimbabwe. It'd be cool if they aired some of the Chinese broadcast, and that of other nations. Matt says Mugabe tried to come, made it to Hong Kong, told to go home. Tunisia, in standard attire; Thailand, in silver outfits; Egypt, in seersucker suits says Bob; Ethiopia, in traditional garb; Lesotho, in total tribal garb, with conical hats; Mozambique, in checked outfits.

Netherlands, in gray; Matt's wife is apparently Dutch, towering nation. Netherland Antilles, Georgia, Somalia, Colombia, Costa Rica, Trinidad and Tobago, Peru in white. Ireland, in tan--fastest growing population in Europe says Matt. Hmm, what about Turkey?

Estonia, in multicolors, yellow for some, orange or blue for others. Haiti, in white and tan. Czech Republic, looking like soldiers in blue and red with white straps. Kiribati, in red/white/blue. Philippines, in aquamarine; flagbearer isn't part of their team, just a famed boxer. Odd. El Salvador, flagbearer chosen by text messaging poll, 73% of the vote. Samoa--hmm, we've barely heard any female voices tonight, just one reporter. Micronesia, Tajikistan; China has 14 neighbors, only Russia has as many says Bob.

Ha, other athletes coming up to U.S. basketball players to get photos with them. Kobe seems really happy. Vietnam, in blue. Botswana, in light blue, another African nation with a white flagbearer. Sri Lanka, home of people with the longest names (along with the Thai). Swaziland, then Slovenia, with shiny grayish outfits. About 175 countries in says Bob, cheerleaders still going says Matt.

Slovakia, in red and then guys in drab. Portugal, as Matt and Bob talk about the Olympic ideal, and how it does matter that so many people from all around the world are mixing here. Ah, South Korea in white; stir in the crowd; not marking with North Korea this time around. Hu Jintao looking chipper. Fiji, followed by Cameroon. Montenegro, first time here, important moment for them. North Korea, in dark suits, gets a big hand from the crowd. Chile, in red and blue. Austria, dancing in, gray outfits. Hmm, they have several Asians on the team.

Myanmar, in odd sportcoat/t-shirt/skirt or pants combination. Switzerland, with Roger Federer bearing the flag. Sweden, in aquamarine outfits--women are wearing chinese-style versions, it's cool. Naru, one athlete. Mongolia, in yellow with cowboy hats. Singapore, red coats. 3/4ths ethnically Chinese Bob says. New Zealand, Kiwis in black, with Chinese accents. That's cool.

Italy as we come back from break, in gray, looking very happy, mugging for the cameras. Senegal, in white. Serbia, in dark blue with red accents, women in very stylish red. Seychelles, then Sierra Leone, bright light blue and green, very stylish. Cyprus, with blue and white faded. Mexico as Bob talks about this being the single most important moment in the history of modern China. Lebanon, as we get closer to China.

Germany, with Dirk Nowitzki carrying the flag; great-grandparents good enough to get Chris Kaman on the team too. Some of their women, in pink, being carried.

Moldova back from break, as the stupid bagpipes start up again. Monaco, all smiles; Costas is still talking about Grace Kelly--back to enjoy, back to party, back to not necessarily win a medal, says Bob. Yeah, he's getting more punchy; Morocco in their fez red; Australia comes in, all in blue--threat to the U.S. in swimming. Hmm, cool, their PM is fluent in Mandarin. Times must be changing, their last PM, Howard, was fluent in bigotry.

Zambia, next to last; so a big hand. Now, silence from the announcers for the Chinese....

Music changes to Chinese music, and there's a dramatic pause, nobody's coming out, and now.... Yao Ming! China! Crowd goes nuts, it's a sea of red in the stands, yellow and red on the athletes. Zhong-guo says the announcer, Yao waves the flag, with some little boy walking next to him. Everyone's on their feet; the boy is an earthquake survivor, many of his classmates died, freed himself, returned to help save two classmates, as a hall monitor says it was his responsibility, says Costas.

Wow. Crowd's going nuts, the kid is waving China's flag and the Olympics flag--whoops, just dropped it, picked it up again. Unlike in Italy when all the countries marched to American pop, here it's been non-commercial music for the most part. Great panning shot of the crowd.

Hmm, interesting, seems like the team is segregated, with all the women marching first, then the men. Some white faces in there, must be coaches. Yao looks very serious. 91,000 people on their feet, as China makes a complete loop; 639 members of the team, up from 400 in Athens.

Joshua is back, says it's totally electric in here. Little kid is super cute, and looks like he's having a grand time. Part of his head is still shaved. Someone takes the flag from Yao, he gets a hand from a volunteer as he leads the team into their area.

Hour Five: China Opens
Hmm, the giant painting everyone's walked on is now the stage for the festivities. Casual translation from Joshua trails far behind the actual speech from a Chinese official; odd that most of this is just being ignored by NBC, they're now talking about other things.

Joshua jumps back in; the visuals are great, podium seems to be slightly tilted, or else NBC's camera platform is. Jacque Rogge, speaks in English (stilted) of course. Big applause as he says congratulations, Beijing, repeats it in Chinese, an even bigger roar. He's getting applauded quite often; now, turns it over to Hu Jintao.

Huge roar as he declares the games open in Chinese; wow. Fireworks like crazy, Yao and the kid are celebrating. They must light the flame using fireworks in some way, I'm guessing.

Not sure who'll carry the torch the last leg; Yao would be the obvious choice, or else that hurdles guy since Yao was the flagbearer. My guess is it'll be someone with a nod toward the future, rather than an older athlete famous in China but maybe not overseas. But we'll see.

The Olympics flag is going up, next to the Chinese flag, as the Olympic anthem starts. Wow, what military precision surrounding the flag; anthem performed in Greek, by the kids who started all this off. Yao looks flushed.

It's really been an impressive opening; that of a proud nation doing things their way, with a nod to the rest of the world along for the ride. Really odd to me that NBC hasn't previewed all their coverage more, even via graphics or something.

The flame comes into the darkened stadium, Xu Haifung, China's first gold medalist in a pistol event in '84 when China returned to the Olympics. To Gao Min, who I remember, a Chinese divers in the 80s/90s. Lee Xiaoshuang, multiple-medal-winning gymnast. Third of eight. Zhan Xugang, who won in weightlifting. Only winners on this route. Stadium awash in swaying light, music is Chinese and pleasant.

Zhang Jun, badminton winner. Costas is talking about how the cauldron will surely be lit in a spectacular fashion based on everything else tonight. Chen Zhong, taekwondo winner. She's running up to stage, to person number seven, another woman--Sun Jinfang, member of a legendary volleyball team. Nicely balanced between men and women so far, and it goes to an older guy--Li Ning, ah, of course; 3 gold in 1984, 6 overall in gymnastics.

Wow, he's raised up by ropes, as the flame is guttering, flies through the air. Man, totally vertical like hundreds of feet--a slight slip it looks like, but then he 'races' through the air, fake running--what a TV image. Runs along the membrane as images from the torch relay trail behind him. He's been well-trained, it looks like he's actually running. Going completely around the stadium.

The concept must've come first, then they chose an athlete; Costas says when it comes to Olympic ceremonies, retire the trophy. The cauldron is unrolled from the membrane, he lights a long pipe, the flame runs up the sides of the cauldron, and it's lit.

Wow, says Costas. Stadium's awash in light; nicely designed cauldron, paper/scroll linkage to China's history. And now, the mother of all fireworks shows. The entire city seems to be lighting up, it's totally insane. Yao is holding the little boy so he can see.

Breathtaking says Bob, as we go to break. NBC previews tomorrow, via a commercial. They come back with Yao, they interview him, in English; he says he and everyone else has waited for this their entire life, it means a lot for their future.

Asks him about Lin Hao, and what he means. Hope for China's future, says Yao; even a kid knows how to help each other, a good example for what a citizen looks like, my feeling is I want to cry, this is the biggest, at the end the kid says thank you, shakes the reporter's hand. Wow.

Joshua says absolutely phenomenal, Matt says amazing, Bob says the ceremony exceeded all superlatives, now let the games begin.

They close with a musical montage of the ceremony. At the end, a card says dedicated to Jim McKay.

Totally looking forward to watching the games; hope the rest of it is as spectacular as tonight.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Great use of web video

This is actually a really sophisticated video, in addition to being hilarious and catchy.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Going to the dogs (and snakes)

What the heck is Chris Duncan of the AP thinking?

Rockets agree to send pick, Greene, Jackson to Kings for Artest: NBA front-office sources confirmed to ESPN.com that Ron Artest will be dealt to the Rockets in exchange for Houston's first-round draft pick in 2009, ex-King Bobby Jackson (who arrives with a $6.1 million expiring contract) and the draft rights to Donte Greene.

After wavering for more than two months, Artest elected not to opt out of the final year of his contract for $7.4 million by July 1. But the forward immediately announced he regretted his decision, saying the Kings had misled him on their interest in a long-term contract extension. Artest also said he couldn't see himself playing in Sacramento beyond next season.

Artest apologized to the Kings a few days later but one week after that, Artest demanded a trade, claiming he had been blinded to his career well-being by his friendship with the Maloof family, which owns the Kings.

Joe Maloof responded sharply to Artest, warning the forward to muzzle himself.
Yeah, by all means, let's equate black athletes with dogs whenever possible.

Then again, this is the organization that on at least two occasions has made the same ridiculous spell-check-related mistake:
Gore told the AP he hoped the speech would contribute to "a new
political environment in this country that will allow the next
president to do what I think the next president is going to think is
the right thing to do." He said both fellow Democrat Barrack Abeam and
Republican rival John moccasin are "way ahead" of most politicians in
the fight against global climate change.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Waiting for a Messiah

If the views of the outgoing Israeli ambassador to the United Nations, Dan Gillerman, as expressed to the Times' Deborah Solomon are any indication, it's going to take a looooong time to achieve peace in the Middle East.

You recently called Jimmy Carter a “bigot” after he met with Khaled Meshal, the head of Hamas. Is it true you were reprimanded by the U.S. State Department?
--There was no complaint or reprimand. The only reaction I received was very positive.

The Bush administration, it seems, has not done much to advance the Mideast peace process. Would you agree?
--I think the key is in the Arab world. The Palestinians’ real tragedy is that they have not been able to produce a Nelson Mandela. Every single day, Muslims are killed by Muslims. You do not see a single Muslim leader get up and say, “Enough is enough.” It’s nearly as if we live in a world where if Christians kill Muslims, it’s a crusade. If Jews kill Muslims, it’s a massacre. And when Muslims kill Muslims, it’s the Weather Channel. Nobody cares.
Is he nuts? Yeah, calling a former American president a bigot brought him nothing by accolades--there's nothing like having a deaf and dumb person as your face to the world.

And sure, if there was a Palestinian Mandela, things would go much easier--but politics is the art of dealing with reality, not sitting around on your hands waiting for a saviour.

Besides which, the closest Israel's come to producing a Mandela was Yitzhak Rabin, whose policies were fought tooth-and-nail by a big chunk of the Israeli populace before he was assassinated by a countryman.

New Yorker's Obama moment

Lee Siegel gets it right in the Times with his take on why the New Yorker Obamas cartoon was a dumb idea (and why those idiot liberals who are joining the conservative backlash against the criticism don't get it):

The problem is that the cartoon accurately portrays a ridiculous real-life caricature that exists as literal fact in the minds of some people, and it portrays it in terms that are absolutely true to that caricature. An analogous instance would have been a cartoon without commentary appearing in a liberal Northern newspaper in the 1920s — a time when Southern violence against blacks was unabated — that showed a black man raping a white woman while eating a watermelon. The effect of accurately reproducing such a ridiculous image that dwelled unridiculously in the minds of some people would have been merely to broaden its vicious reach. The adherents of that image would have gone unsatirized and untouched.

In satire, absurdity achieves its rationality through moral perspective — or it remains simply incoherent or malign absurdity. The New Yorker represented the right-wing caricature of the Obamas while making the fatal error of not also caricaturing the right wing. It is as though Daumier had drawn figures besotted by stupidity and disfigured by genetic deficiencies — what might have been a corrupt 19th-century politician’s image of his victims — rather than the corrupt politicians themselves, whom he of course portrayed as swollen to ridiculous physical proportions by mendacity and greed.

But if that very same New Yorker cover had been drawn in a balloon over the head of a deranged citizen — or a ruthless political operative — it would have appeared as plausible only in the mind of that person. The image would have come across as absurd and unjust — a version of reality exaggerated to the point of madness.

By presenting a mad or contemptible partisan sentiment as a mainstream one, by accurately reproducing it and by neglecting to position the target of a slur — the Obamas — in relation to the producers of the slur, The New Yorker seems to have unwittingly reiterated the misconception it meant to lampoon. No wonder so much political humor nowadays contents itself with the smug deriding of the worst aspects of the “other side.” At a time when it is almost impossible to attach a universal meaning to anything, the crossroads linking satire to its target can be very hard to find.

Si at the center of the storm

There's an interesting profile of Condé Nast's Si Newhouse by Richard Perez-Pena in the Times that reminds you at its best journalism is all about giving you entree into worlds and people you otherwise would not encounter, to your loss.

Mr. Newhouse goes to work daily in chinos and an old sweatshirt — a small, quiet grandfather, a man of plain looks, heading an empire that revolves around images of beauty and youth. Anna Wintour, editor in chief of Vogue, refers, laughingly, to “his unique sense of style.” ...

“He runs his business more like an old-fashioned proprietor, according to his interests, his tastes, like Henry Luce or Hearst did,” says Reed Phillips III, managing partner of DeSilva+Phillips, an investment banking boutique.

When asked what motivates Mr. Newhouse, people who know him rarely mention power or money. They talk about his devotion to his work, his penchant for arriving at the office before dawn, his intense interest in design details and his curiosity about Hollywood, politics and art.

In discussing people or things, “Si uses the word ‘attractive’ the way other people might use the word ‘spiritual,’ ” says a former senior executive who requested anonymity because he didn’t want Mr. Newhouse to consider him disloyal. “It means to him a sort of roundedness and depth.” ...

His greatest passion is movies — the only topic besides his magazines, his colleagues say, that can make him almost chatty. He recently sent a DVD of the film noir classic “D.O.A.” to some of his editors, eager to discuss it afterward. Graydon Carter, editor in chief of Vanity Fair, says his annual Hollywood issue was the chairman’s idea.

Mr. Newhouse follows politics but, unlike so many media moguls, has no interest in having a political voice. In fact, people who have worked closely with him for years say they have no real idea what his political views are.

He is so shy that several years ago, when the company opened its Frank Gehry-designed cafeteria, a chic forest of undulating glass and titanium panels, he initially wandered about with his lunch tray, reluctant to impose on other diners — or, some employees speculated, he was just unwilling to endure small talk. After a while, it was decided that the table to the right of the registers would henceforth be his.

Idiot abroad

Why is it in a city that's 60% immigrant or the children of immigrants, the Times' standard for what's non-standard continues to be that of some stodgy white person?

As always, the Sunday Travel section provides the fodder, with the always-reliable Matt Gross reprising his role of wide-eyed whitey abroad, this week in South Korea with an article headline The Weird, Wild and, Ultimately, Sublime (note to the Times: Labeling a nation's cuisine 'ultimately sublime' doesn't balance out calling it weird and wild:

To understand where these trends were coming from — and, I hoped, to discover the next ones — I spent a week eating the weird and the wild, the tasty and the comforting, and, more than once, the sublime. Oh, I also ate lots and lots of kimchi. ...

Let’s begin with the familiar: barbecue.
Oh, thanks for letting us know right away what you consider normal.

Then, there's this:
“To be honest with you, Koreans just think that if it’s an expensive bottle, then it’s good — ’cause they take a bottle and they drink it like a shot!” said Daniel Gray, who operates the SeoulEats.com food blog and who accompanied me through many meals. “But it’s starting to get more refined. Now they’re starting to learn the difference. They’re starting to say, ‘O.K., I’m going to enjoy this bottle, I’m going to pair this with the right food.’ ”
That's another consistent Timesian, to go to a foreign country and use an American as a guide. Cause it's too hard to actually talk to the natives, and it's so much better to get information third-hand!

Imagine a French paper coming to the U.S. and seeking out a French expat to guide them through Southern BBQ--how much credibility would we give to that?

Indeed, as in a lot of other Times travel articles, Gross seems to manage to interact entirely with Americans during his visit to Seoul--not one person quoted or mentioned in the piece is Korean.

Talk about weird.

Out of step

What is it with the Times--along with Chris Matthews, they consistently don't seem to believe something is 'mainstream' unless it's white.

The latest example is the insistence in a photo caption that a white guy singing Mexican music is going to be its basketball Jesus.

Born in the U.S.A. but at home south of the border, Shawn Kiehne, a k a El Gringo, is out to bring Mexican music into the American mainstream.
The musician himself seems interesting, but really, the article is just tone deaf--for one thing, there's no evidence this guy's music is drawing in whites:
“There are Mexicans everywhere now,” he said. “I’m playing in Iowa, Arkansas, Kansas City, Minneapolis and Kentucky. In these places, deep in Middle America, the shows are packed, and it’s all Mexicans. Davenport, Iowa? There are Mexicans in Davenport, Iowa?”
For someone who proclaims how in touch he is with his Mexican brothers, it's embarassing that he doesn't seem to know there are Mexicans in Iowa--anyone who knows anything about the immigration debate knows Iowa's been a hotspot, with its rapid demographic change feeding both xenophobia and a more interesting cultural climate.

And Kiehne ends the article by overtly conflating white and mainstream:
“Ricky Martin helped make it O.K. for white Americans of my generation to like Latin music,” he said. “I want to do the same thing for norteño. I want it to appeal to mainstream white America while staying true to the Mexican sound.”

Game of inches

ESPN.com has up some anecdotes from days gone by of funny things that happened at Dallas Cowboy training camp; there's one that illustrates what excellence really is.

On his first day as the Cowboys' receivers coach, the meticulous Raymond Berry demonstrated how to run a sideline route to rookies. Berry made his usual precise numbers of steps, cut toward the sideline and landed -- 1 foot out of bounds.

"The field is too narrow, Tom," he announced to Coach Landry.

"No, Raymond," Landry said, "we've been out here forever."

This was the sixth year the Cowboys had practiced on the same field without complaint, yet Berry instinctively found it out of line.

"Either the hashmarks aren't right or the field is too narrow," the former Baltimore Colts star receiver insisted. Landry shrugged, called for a tape measure, and field dimensions were plotted to the exact inch.

Berry's sense of precision was validated. The field was 11 inches too narrow.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

My food list

Places to try....

UWS
-Patisserie Margot , 2109 Broadway on 74th St, apple turnovers
-Soutine, 104 West 70th St, btw Columbus/Amsterdam Aves, blueberry scone

UES
-Yura & Company, 1650 Third Ave near 92nd St, pies
-Two Little Red Hens , 1652 2nd Ave at 85th St, pies
-Land NorthEast Thai, 1565 Second Ave btw 81st and 82nd St
-Teodora, 141 E. 57th St at Lexington, tuna salad, Italian

Midtown
-Bouchon Bakery, Time Warner Center, jelly donuts
-Five Guys Burgers, 43 West 55th Street, 5th/6th Ave
-Goodburger,Lexington at 54th St
-Gyro cart, 53rd St and Sixth Ave
-Fukumatsu,
212 E 52nd St, 3rd Ave and 2nd Ave, ramen
-Norwegian Seamen's Church, 317 East 52nd St. at 1st/2nd Ave, buffet Wednesday
-Hummus Kitchen, falafel, fresh lemonade, 768 Ninth Avenue (51st Street)
-Kyotofu, 705 Ninth Ave near 48th St, dessert
-Pearl on the Sushi, 695 Ninth Ave at 48th Street, lobster sushi
-Taam Tov, 41 West 47th St at 5th/6th Ave, 3rd floor, central asian
-Becco, 355 W. 46th St between 8th/9th Ave, all-you-can-eat 3 pastas
-Lattanzi, 361 46th St between 8th/9th Ave, Italian-Jewish
-Akdeniz, 19 W. 46th near 5th Ave, Turkish
-Sukhadia's, 17 West 45th St between 5th and 6th Ave, Gujarat
-Sakegura, 211 East 43rd Street, udon and small dishes
-Ceriello's, Grand Central Terminal, good butcher
-Darna, 633 Second Ave, 34th/35th Streets, moroccan
-Dae Dong, 17 West 32nd, Hamhung naeng myun noodles
-Kang Suh, 1250 Broadway at 32nd St, Hamhung naeng myun noodles
-Goodburger,2nd Ave at 43rd St
-Bon Chon Chicken, 314 Fifth Ave at 32nd St, 2nd floor, Korean fried chicken
-Pizza Suprema, 413 Eighth Avenue at 31st Street

Chelsea
-Brooklyn Bagel & Coffee Company, 286 Eighth Ave bt 24/25th St, sandwiches
-BBQ Chicken, Korean fried chicken, 232 Seventh Ave, 23rd and 24th Streets
-patisserie des ambassades, senegalese, 161 West 22nd St, lamb, stews
-Havana-Chelsea Luncheonette, 190 Eighth Ave at 20th St, Cuban sandwich
-Swich, 104 8th Ave at 15th St, Trojan Horse and tuna sandwich

Grammercy
-Baoguette, 61 Lexington between 25th/26th, vietnameese sandwiches, catfish sandwich
-Johnny's, egg sandwich, 124 West 25th and 6th and 7th Ave
-Bgr, 287 Seventh Ave near 26th street, burgers
-Great Burrito, 100 West 23rd Street at 6th Ave, carnitas taco, huarache

West Village
-Pardo's, 92 Seventh Ave at Grove St, rotisserie chicken
-Patisserie Claude , 187 West 4th St between Sixth and Seventh Aves, apple turnovers
-Duane Park Patisserie, 179 Duane St between Hudson and Greenwich Streets, apple turnovers (by 10 a.m.)
-Little Owl, 90 Bedford St at Grove St, Mediterranean
-BarFry, seafood po-boys, tomato salad, wasabi pickles, 50 Carmine Street at Bedford Street
-Market Table, hamburger and hoagie, 54 Carmine Street at Bedford
-Hakata Tonton, pig's feet, 61 Grove Street/Bleecker Street
-Perry Street, warm molten chocolate cake, 176 Perry Street at West street

East Village
-Molly's Pub, 287 3rd Ave between 22nd 23rd, onion rings
-Rosa Mexicano, 9 East 18th St at 5th Ave
-Boqueria, 53 W. 19th St off Sixth Ave, tapas
-Tebaya, 144 W 19th St off 7th Ave, japanese wings
-La Nacional,
239 West 14th St, Seventh and Eighth Ave, paella
-Momofuku Ssam Bar, 207 Second Ave and 13th St, Berkshire pork rice bowl; pickles; country hams, grilled rice cakes
-BLT Burger, 460 Sixth Ave and 12th St
-Philly Slim's Cheesesteak, 106 University Pl near 12th St
-Tokyo La Men, 90 University Place
-Stand, 24 East 12th St between University/5th Ave, burgers
-Westville East, 173 Ave A at 11th St, americana
-Sundaes and Cones, 95 E 10th St near 3rd Ave, asian ice cream
-Persimmon, 277 E 10th St, korean, raw fluke
-Dieci, 228 E 10th St, 1st/2nd Ave, japanese-owned italian
-Max Brenner chocolate, 141 2nd Ave at 9th St
-Spoon's Asian tapas, Malaysian, sweet potato pudding,141 First Ave between St. Marks Pl and 9th St
-Soba Koh, 309 E 5th
-Prune, egg/cheese/bacon sandwich at lunch, 54 E. 1st St between First and Second Ave

Alphabet City
-Barbone, 186 Avenue B between 11th and 12th, pasta--fettuccine with lamb
-Bodeguita Cubana, Cuban, 271 E. 10th Street between 1st/Ave A
-Snack Dragon, tacos, 199 E. 3rd St between Ave A & B

LESish
-Balthazar ,80 Spring Street between Broadway and Crosby Streets, apple turnovers
-Bondi Road, 153 Rivington St near Suffolk St, Aussie-style fish-and-chips shop
-BroomeDoggs, 250 Broome St at Orchard St, black angus dog
-Cronkite Pizzeria & Wine Bar, 133 Norfolk Street at Rivington
-Centovini, 25 W. Houston St at Greene St, Italian, polenta, across from Angelika
-Dash Dogs, 127 Rivington St near Norfolk St, stoned dogs
-La Conquita, 236 Lafayette St near Spring St, Rice and beans with pork, barbecued chicken or goat stew
-Barbouche, 92 Prince St near Mercer, French-Moroccan
-Kampuchea Noodle Bar, 78-84 Rivington St near Allen

Chinatown
-Wah Mei Pork Chop Fast Food, 190 Hester Street and Hua Ji Pork Chop Fast Food, 7 Allen Street, taiwanese
-Jobees, 3 Howard between Centre/Lafayette, Taiwanese
-New Malaysia, 46-48 Bowery, oyster pancake, Hainanese chicken rice
-Saigon Vietnamese Sandwich, 369 Broome Street
-Vanessa's Dumpling House, 118 Eldridge St btw Grand/Broome, fried pork and chive
-Fu Zhou Cuisine, dumplings, 15 Eldridge Street
-Hong Kong Station, noodles, 45 Bayard off Elizabeth
-Bánh Mì Saigon BakeryVietnamese sandwiches, 138-01 Mott off Grand St
-Grand Italian Food Center, create-your-own sandwiches, 'new yorker', 186 Grand at Mulberry
-Il Palazzo, pappardelle alla casalinga, 138 Mulberry off Hester
-Sheng Wang, 27 Eldridge St, hand-pulled noodles
-Papatzul, 55 Grand Street, at West Broadway, Aztec, Strong Buzz 12/25
-Bahn Mi Sau Voi Cafe, 101-105 Lafayette St between White/Walker, vietnamese sandwiches

Tribeca/NoLita
-American Diner, Mulberry between Price and Spring
-Tribeca Treats, 94 Reade St at Church, cupcakes
-Bon Chon Chicken, 98 Chambers St at Church, Korean fried chicken

Brooklyn
-Yun Nan Flavour Snack, 775A 49th Street pork and beef noodle soup
-Lunetta, 116 Smith St near Pacific, Boerum Hill, italian
-Sparky's, egg breakfast sandwich, 135A N. 5th St at Bedford, Williamsburg
-Two Little Red Hens , 1112 8th Ave at 11th St, Park Slope, pies
-Baked, mini caramel apples, 359 Van Brunt Street at Wolcott Street, Red Hook
-Lucali's, sausage, mushroom pizza, 575 Henry Street, Carroll Gardens

Queens
-Sheng Jian Muslim Little Kitchen, halal, 41-40 Main St. (41st Rd.-Sanford Ave., inside "Oriental Express Food"), Flushing
-Cedars Meat House, 41-08 30th Ave., Astoria, eggplant sandwich
-Renee's Kitchenette, 6914 Roosevelt Ave nr. 69th Street, Woodside, Filipino sausage
-Dhaka Kabob, 37-11 73rd Street, Jackson Heights, goat curry, cardamom/beef rice
-Spicy and Tasty, 39-07 Prince St and 39th Ave, Flushing, taiwanese
-Arzu, 101-05 67th Road, Rego Park
-Waterfront International Enterprises, 40-09 Prince St at Roosevelt Ave, Flushing, northeast chinese
-Unidentified Flying Chickens, 71-22 Roosevelt Ave at 71st St, Korean fried chicken
-Zabb Queens, 71-28 Roosevelt Ave, Jackson Heights, Isaan Thai
-Pollo Campero, 103-16 Roosevelt Ave, Corona, Guatamalan chicken

Misc
-Hand-pulled noodle places
-Caribbean restaurants in Brooklyn
-Flushing Golden Shopping Mall and Beijing in Flushing
-All the pizza spots in one post
-Top 10 ice cream sandwiches
-Apple Turnovers
-Southern Food
-Tacos to go
-Jjajangmyun in Queens

NJ
-White Manna, Jersey City, burgers

Sources
-Amateur Gourmet
-amNewYork
-Eating in Translation
-Ed Levine
-Food in Mouth
-Gothamist Food
-Grub Street
-A Hamburger Today
-New York Post
-New York Times
-Slice
-Strong Buzz
-Time Out New York
-Village Voice
-Wandering Eater

Monday, June 09, 2008

As long as he stays overseas

Roger Cohen's got an Op-Ed in the Times about how much the French love Barack Obama.

Cohen doesn't mention the profound problem, of course, of a country supposedly in love with a black American that's only got one black Frenchman in parliament.

But right now, in French eyes, there’s a single good American: the presumptive Democratic Party nominee, Barack Obama. His book, “The Audacity of Hope,” is a best seller. His face is everywhere, sometimes in socialist realist images evoking Che Guevara.

An online support committee has drawn all-star support, including the fashion designer Sonia Rykiel, the Paris mayor Bertrand Delanoë, the writer-philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy and Pierre Bergé, the partner of the late Yves Saint Laurent.

Out in the troubled suburbs, with their large African and Arab populations and broad mistrust of a political system that has produced one black parliamentarian among the 555 representing mainland France, Obama is an urban legend. In France at least, he has high-low appeal.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Tracking misses

The Sunday Times, in all its glory.

Carolina?
It may be a small world, but the Times seems intent on making it 1 country smaller by consistently referring to the non-existant entity of 'Korea'.

Imported Plays? Small World, Jason Zinoman: IN the last year I have seen shows in Off Broadway theaters from, among other places, Argentina, Canada, England, Ireland, Israel, Korea, Poland, Russia and Scotland. New York is as much a global theater capital as ever, so why doesn’t it always seem that way?
Small boy, big memory
Broadway, Before It Was Their Job, Erik Pippenberg: I wish newspapers did more 'biographical' features, where they ask a series of notable people the same question. The Times asked some theater people their memories of the first show they saw on Broadway; one made me laugh out loud.
Edward Albee
'Jumbo'
2005 — Lifetime Achievement
2002 — Best Play (“The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia?”)
1963 — Best Play (“Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”)

THE first Broadway show I ever saw was in 1935. I know I was about 6 years old, and I don’t think I’d even been the 26 miles it took to get from Larchmont to New York City by then.

The show I saw was at the old Hippodrome Theater — a wonderful space, as I recall it — and it was a musical starring a small elephant and Jimmy Durante. It had a score by Rodgers and Hart, and it was called “Jumbo.”

It had in it such songs as “My Romance” and “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.” It probably hooked me on theater, but I’m sure the hook was the small elephant.
Alexis was under 30
Sometimes you undermine what you thik you're doing with unwitting word choice. Jerome Gary, one of the executive producers of a new documentary that tracked four young Arabs on a journey to see the U.S., doesn't seem to realize his backhanded view of his subjects.
De Tocquevilles From the Middle East, Elizabeth Jensen: Even though Americans weren’t initially the intended audience, Mr. Gary called his subjects “our own little Arab de Tocquevilles,” referring to the 19th-century French author whose “Democracy in America” helped the fledgling United States understand itself.
If you repeat it enough...
There's a starry-eyed piece in the Times about Chinese Americans and earthquake relief for China that reads as if it were written by someone who read up on the state of Chinese-Taiwanese relations in Wikipedia; it also lumps in the problems in that very specific situation with the rest of the Chinese diaspora.

If nothing else, the piece could've benefited from some basic editing.
Setting Politics Aside to Help Victims of China Earthquake, Kirk Semple: The fund-raising by groups on both sides of the Taiwan-China political divide comes amid an apparent warming in relations between the two. Wu Poh-hsiung, chairman of Mr. Ma’s Nationalist Party, crossed the 100-mile-wide Taiwan Strait, which separates the island from the mainland, and met with President Hu Jintao. The sides agreed to end a nine-year freeze on formal talks about tourism and the start of regular direct charter flights between them.

China has sought to assert sovereignty over Taiwan since the end of the Chinese civil war in 1949, an effort that Taiwan’s leaders have rejected. But with Mr. Ma’s election in March as Taiwan’s president, relations between the two governments have warmed.
They're not puppets
There's an interesting article in the Times that could be a telling detail about the much more important and larger issue of American Jews thinking supporting Israel means supporting the conservative faction of Israeli politics.

I mean, if I ran a parade in NYC for a country and every year most people from that country living in NYC didn't show up, I'd start wondering what else I don't get about that country that doesn't involve floats and marching bands.
For Parade Celebrating Israel, an Effort to Include Those Closest to It, Paul Vitello: For years, organizers of the Salute to Israel Parade have puzzled over a little mystery. While the annual parade attracts tens or hundreds of thousands of marchers and spectators — most of them American Jews — one group that might be expected to show up and salute has almost never shown up: Israelis. ...

Mr. Miller has a couple of his own. “For a long time, we were an English-speaking group of people organizing a parade in support of a Hebrew-speaking country,” he said. “They may have felt unwelcome.”

“Or there may be cultural gaps between American Jews and Jews from other parts of the world,” he added.

Israelis interviewed last week — some of whom have attended the parade and others who have not — saw a multitude of factors in play: cultural, political, religious, existential and some too complicated to explain to anyone not Israeli.

“These are very big questions, and I don’t know if it is possible to answer without going into a very long, long conversation,” said David Borowich, 38, a Manhattan financial executive who holds dual citizenship and has served in the Israeli Army. But in one sense, he added, the answer is simple: Israelis do not hold parades.

“Israelis have rallies,” he said. “They have demonstrations. The idea of a parade is kind of an American thing.” ...

Some Israelis said that American Jews seemed less inclined than Israelis to criticize Israeli government policies, at least openly — a phenomenon they described as a kind of “guilt gap.” Other Israelis said the obverse was also true. “When you are in Israel, you can criticize all you want,” said Shimon Azulay, an Israeli filmmaker who has lived in Tenafly, N.J., for seven years. “But many of us feel that when we are away, we must never talk about the corruption and such, that we must close ranks.”