American Idol's final semifinal

It's the final semifinal for American Idol; watching it on tape delay the next day.

Von Smith up first, no real opinion about him so far -- nothing memorable, except Simon saying his Hollywood song choice was "indulgent nonsense." He seems happy just to be here, so not sure how he'll do. Ugh, song right away is bad, totally wrong for his voice; Marvin Gaye's "You're All I Need." Hmm, as it goes on, a bit better; his voice is still too thin for this, but he's really into it, and is performing it well. I'm liking this a lot more than I thought I would.

Randy says a hot performance, you're finding yourself here. Kara says you seem to know what you're doing out there, it had meaning. Paula says a memorable first, calls him a seasoned showman. Simon says you remind me of Clay Aiken, "spicier" says Paula. "You look appalling, but actually you sang quite well." I like him, hope people remember him by the end of this. "Finally, to have done something right, somewhat, is amazing," he says.

Taylor Vaifanua, doing "I've Got You," interesting dress--white and black on top, grayish skirt, high, high black boots. Ugh, not good; bad choice, song doesn't fit her voice, it's jerky and just doesn't build to anything. She can definitely sing, belts out the chorus; just not crazy about the choice. Outfit was cool, though.

She's emotional as the judges start talking to her, Kara wanted more of her personality in her song, performance was a bit cold. She's exactly right; there was distance there, unlike in Von's. Paula says you sang this already in Hollywood, why not do something new. Simon makes fun of Kara's "wanna see what it's like to go shopping with you," then says generic, not memorable, bland. Don't try to be older than 17. Randy says great voice, but you didn't tell us anything special about you.

Alex Wagner-Trugman up next, he talks to Ryan, says he's been reading people think he's dorky, so he's been trying to go to the gym to be more like Simon. He's hilarious. In the clip Randy calls him "Joe Cocker," Simon says more like "cocker spaniel." Then Simon says his voice is a 3, Alex says to the camera, "I can only assume that's on a scale of 3."

Doing "I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues," he's really got a great personality. Not the greatest singer, but sincere, and totally likeable. A weird song choice vocally, guess he was going for the whole thematic thing. Kicks away the mike stand, it's great, actually. I really like him.

Lots of girls screaming, Paula says you certainly are the showman as he says he didn't mean to knock over the stand. Simon laughs at him, "you're like a hamster trying to be a tiger," "ridiculous growling," calls it "a bit stupid." Randy says a bit crazy in a "buck-wild style kind of way," didn't like the vocals tonight, song kind of screamed. "At least you do you," says Kara, as the audience screams.

He's really nice talking to Ryan, "I was just trying to have fun, throughout this whole process we sometimes forget about that." Yup, he's now officially my favorite contestant of this season.

Arianna Afsar doing ABBA, first time ever on Idol Ryan says. Says she's glad during Hollywood they didn't say anything about her being cute or anything, after beforehand that's all they said. I like her because of that.

"The Winner Takes It All," tricky pick, ABBA's version is so iconic. She's trying to put her own stamp on it, not that great at the start; cool blue dress though. Out of tune, languid performance. I really wanted to like her, she's just butchering this song though. It may be the worst thing this year, she's totally off-key and is trying to make it too weird. Has a big voice, but ugh, so out of tune. Even her parents looked pained.

"Absolutely terrible in most parts," says Simon, song was way too big for you, dreary arrangement, awful. Randy says just not good, Kara says you were like a beam of sunshine, but dark and depressing tonight; "be young, touch people." You know, Kara is really right on with some of her comments. Paula says you should've just stuck to the melody.

Ryan says "you wanted to be un-buttoned," makes me laugh. So far this is my favorite show of the season, everyone's been really likeable if not great at singing.

Back with Ju'not Joyner, who I really like from before. Doing "Hey There, Delilah," again, which from Hollywood snippet may have been my single favorite performance of the year. Slows it way down, all in black with a pair of handcuffs off his belt?! It's soulful, electrifying. So smooth, passionate; nice vocal range. Very still during the performance. My favorite vocal of the night, although no real personality; and I may actually have liked the Hollywood snippet better.

Randy likes how he pulled back, good interpretation. Kara liked his fluid, smooth spin on the song, next time just bust it out, go for it, "I know you got ridiculous pipes," he says "that's what's up." Paula says same song, but you changed it up, nice vocal. Simon says that was better than I thought it was going to be, wish you'd stripped it down, you could've had a moment, a bit safe but you're nervous and I know how much this means to you. Simon's right, this could've been amazing, but it was just good.

Ju'not explains he had to take a cortisone shot, had reaction to all the smog out in Hollywood he says.

Kristen McNamara, who's actually a karaoke host?! She seems a bit dumb; they revisit the drama from Hollywood, again portraying her as a victim of a mad black woman -- when actually a lot of that was her fault. Big, bold, red dress; nice smoky country voice, actually. A bit subdued rendition of "Give Me One Reason," and it's just the same thing the whole song through, getting boring. Ugh by the end; just nothing memorable, not a great voice. And no personality.

Kara actually says you are a great singer, but not a great pick; should've done something more rock-edge. Paula with the great memory says you sang a Kelly Clarkson song in Hollywood, should've done something more like that, less safe. Paula is in some ways the most professional of all of them, she remembers everything and the show is actually really important to her. Simon says you don't seem quite comfortable, not sure quite who you are. Randy dittos, easy song but you tried to do too much, karaoke thing. Up close she has too much makeup on, looks a bit haggard.

Nathaniel Marshall, who could totally flame-out or be really good. I've hated him, liked him, just hopes he does his best; wants us to see "goofy, good-natured, humble Nate," a great video intro. Doing "I Will Do Anything for Love," claims nobody's ever done it before on the show, I'm not so sure.

Oh my god, it's a crazy slowed-down, light jazz version, so weird. Crazy spiked hair, weird tattoos or something all over his body. This is like a bad parody, it's not good.

"I think you probably would," quips Simon at the end. Most people will think it was verging on excruciating, almost uncomfortable, and a weird song choice. At least people will remember you. Randy says curious about the song choice, turns out he and his mom danced around to it. Randy's not sure what kind of record he could make, "a keep fit video," says Simon. Kara says if you wanna be taken seriously, pick something that shows your good voice. They talk to his grandmother, then Paula says, "not to be the historian here," but in Hollywood you were cool, bold and relevant. But this song was more the Boy George version, took away your coolness. Hmm, good comment from Paula.

Ryan brings Nate over to Simon to "make him feel comfortable," it's so forced, he takes off his headband for him to put on, Simon keeps shaking his finger at Ryan.

Felicia Barton next, who's the fill-in for the one who got DQed. I like her based on the interview, really sweet. "No One," by Alicia Keys, hope she does well. All in black, shiny top; a bit uncomforable/nervousish at the start. But very passionate, and she can totally sing. Not really connecting with the audience for some reason; her style is a bit jerky, and weird, she's so intense. A bit off-key too.

Paula praises her in general terms, nothing about the song at all. Simon liked the first part more, a bit copycat, not as enthused as Paula. Randy says great voice, go with your different tone. Kara says great look, attitude, presence, a few problems with some of the notes, noticed you though.

Scott MacIntyre, who gets shrieks during his video. Oh no, actually doing "Mandolin Rain," so cheesy, but a great melody. He's sitting, mostly in black. A brilliant pick, I think, fits his tone so well; you can see his experience performing and singing coming through. It's a bit too smooth for me, he's also over-singing; it's okay, but not great.

Randy says not great vocal, but good story; Kara totally sells out, says who cares about the vocal, your passion goes through; Paula says nothing really. Simon didn't like the song, says he's growing on him though, you're starting to believe in himself. There are better singers, you're memorable, will be amazed if you don't sail through. I'm not really a big fan, he keeps talking about how he can't wait to get back on the piano, that's when he'll really shine. Gets Ryan to give him a high five.

Randy plays Ryan as they come back, Kendall Beard up next. I think she could be a wild card, has a great look, that traditional Southern girl demographic. Doing "This One if For the Girls," great yellow scrunchy dress. I like her passion; she looks old, all dolled-up; very sincere song choice. Not a great voice, lost at times. Gets better as it goes on, I just like her even though she's out of tune.

Kara starts with the positives, big personality and all that; but flat. Paula says best outfit of the night, she says her mom put it together; calls her adorable. Simon says you did the right thing tonight, you are what you are. A bit kind of shrilly, says Simon, not a great choice. Randy says not great vocally, bit of nerves, not bad.

Jorge Nunez, says the judges said he needed to work on his accent, so he did. I like him, doing "Don't Let the Song Go Down on Me." Classic sportcoat/jeans look. Nice voice, slow and controlled, very sincere. Wow, great song choice; totally soulful; big voice too. So passionate; purely vocally not great maybe, but performance-wise and overall, hard not to keep watching.

Paula says you've worked so hard on your accent, sounded so good, just wants to squeeze him. Simon says we were wrong to say you shouldn't sing with an accent, why not; be who you are, you're a very, very good singer. "Actually, I don't think I have an accent, but if you think I do," he says. Not the perfect vocal says Randy, but really good. Kara says you're a singer, born to sing, you have that gift of touching people. He starts crying, "this is so amazing to me." Wow, he just sealed up a spot in the finals. The audience loves him, it's really a very special moment, he has a huge smile, is so obviously happy. This is what Idol is all about.

Critic's favorite Lil Rounds is last, I totally like her. "Be Without You," great yellow top to her black dress. Man, she is great; just a pro from the get-go, really authentic and comfortable. Totally in control, smooth. The other contestants are totally into it. She's on a different level than everyone else tonight, yo. Audience goes nuts at the end.

"Brilliant," says Simon, my favorite by a mile. Too much like the original, but you have great, great prospects. Randy loved it, great vocals and you know who you are. Kara says you're a powerhouse, you are great, have been yourself the whole time. Paula calls her first-class, we're going to see you for many more little rounds.

It's been a great semifinals, the best of the the three. Not merely vocally-wise, just interesting people giving good performances.

Alex Wagner-Trugman
Jorge Nunez
Lil Rounds
Ju'not Joyner
Von Smith
Kendall Beard
Scott MacIntyre
Felicia Barton
Arianna Afsar
Taylor Vaifanua
Nathaniel Marshall
Kristen McNamara

Idols's looooong goodbye

I'm watching the final show on tape, so right now am 2 hours behind everyone else. It's a bizarre start--the two of them in white, standing there staring at each other. Ryan claims it's the closest competition ever, which isn't true, given that Ruben and Clay both overloaded the phone lines and thus were in a statistically tie.

97.5 million votes came in, says Ryan. Smashing the old record by over 23 million. 56% to 44% he says. Ah, Micalah is back, in Kansas City with David Cook's crowd; she looks good. Some guy is with David Archuleta's crowd, they're all crazy--and very white.

They bring back the top 12, with the You Think You Can Dance crowd. Everyone's in white; the two Davids are nowhere to be seen so far. Very odd camera choices, no close ups. How much you wanna bet they hype the Idol summer tour at the end of this....

I'm glad the season's over, since it feels like it's been going on forever; but I also think it was definitely better than last year's, and the right two people are standing here at the end.

The two of them come out to sing Wings of the Eagle, it's okay. The crowd is totally going crazy, screaming the entire time. Cook looks a bit tight, Archuleta is just floating on air. There's an embedded commercial for some white guru movie, starring Mike Myers. The whole thing is dumb, he shows up to give them 'advice'. Cook starts cracking up when Myers tries to shave him; shows up live on stage, it's just idiotic.

The crowd will cheer anything, apparently. His little thing goes on too long, it's just idiotic. Syesha comes back, sings Waiting For You--whoah, she looks different, more grown up in the course of a week. Seal is her singing partner--why?! The whole thing is dumb, although Syesha seems to be having a great time. Maybe this is like Katie Holmes growing up to marry Tom Cruise? It's very disjointed and they totally don't mesh, like they didn't practice enough.

Jason Castro does Hallelujah for the third time; it's still good, just not great anymore. I guess they're going to let everyone perform in backwards order. Castro is actually really good, a lot of emotion; and he's relaxed now. Wonder what Josiah's doing now.

They do a montage of the Ford commercials, with some outtakes or something; it's relatively entertaining. Hmm, they're standing there, looks like they both get new Fords--for some reason some people in the audience stand up, Ryan teases Archuleta, makes sure he has his license.

Six women doing Donna Summer songs--man, this is so bad, they look ridiculous in red and it's super-cheesy. Then--wow, Donna is literally walked down the stairs by two assistants, like she couldn't do it on her own. She looks plastic and stiff; her voice isn't bad, but the whole thing is so pointless, like she must have paid Idol a ton, otherwise why would they ever pick her? There's some dancer who looks vaguely like Ryan, so that's funny to watch. Man, she's singing another song, this is going on FOREVER. She gives her mike to Syesha at some point, which is cool; Syesha is having the best time, it's fun to watch.

There are all sorts of vaguely famous people in the audience, too bad I don't know any of them. Whoah, they sneak in a short commercial break; Ryan says the next two left before their time, it's Carly Smithson and Michael Johns singing The Letter. She looks scary, it's like she got a hate note or something; I don't like this, they're just powering it out, muddying it up. A total mess, it's all shouty and just not pleasant to listen to.

Ah, the plug for the Idol tour. Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a bit odd given that he's ABC's man. 19 weeks of karaoke singing, says Kimmel; he makes fun of everyone, it's actually weird given that he's not a member of the family and this has been such a celebratory thing. There's a funny segment of Simon's putdowns put to music; hmm, nothing about Ryan. What a weird thing, this show really has no interior logic.

Top six guys, hey it's a good song with Johns rocking the start--Summer of '69. Castro lets down his part; but everyone else totally rocks, it's really good actually, this is the best group sing of the year.

Then the two Davids come out and they shift to an off-key Cook doing Heaven; Archuleta is really good, though. And then--Bryan Adams! He's like totally subdued and cleaned-up; this is such a weird show. Why these particular people?! It's a total mishmash. I guess in some ways it's just an extended commercial for Idol Tours. Adams is up there for way too long, it's just pointless.

We're getting a lot of show tonight, the segments are super long. Back, with Jordin Sparks. Yaaay; oh no, it's to shill the Idol experience at Walt Disney World. Oh well, fun seeing her. Cook does Sharp Dressed Man, fronting ZZ Top. This is actually awesome, hilarious seeing him among the long beards. His voice can carry it too. Wonder if these guys have their beards insured, it's such a part of their identity. Seems like it's a stripped down version of the song for his benefit; he must be living his dream right now though.

Back to Kansas City, people are cheering. Crosby, Stills and Nash's Graham Nash, doing Teach Your Children with Brooke White. Why didn't Castro get to sing with anyone? The two of thme are pretty good together, her voice fits the song. It's a good performance, the best of the duets so far, by far.

Back, some boy band, maybe the Jonas Brothers or something, who knows. It's like a junior high version of the Beatles/Partridge Family. The song is just unmelodic, their performing is amusing to watch but that's about it. Everything is so mannered, and yeah--they're super white.

Ryan's up on stage with some totally random old lady plucked from the audience, complete with her matching red purse. They show some of the worst people from the auditions round. Somehow it's worse watching this with a live audience, you feel bad laughing in unision. They show the I Am Your Brother guy, cool. Should've been the remix version, though; and... they bring him out on stage!

Awesome! He comes out in his full outfit, he sings his song--and they bring in cheerleaders and a marching band. This is great, by tomorrow this song is going to be in everyone's head.

Oh my gosh, it's the USC songbirds and marching band! Only the best--then Paula comes out and totally does her crazy dance in her low-cut gown, with Randy too, before off they go to commercial. Wow; they may as well go off the air now, they will never top this moment!

Apologize, performed by One Republic. This really is like a madcap variety show; someone should remix it with old Ed Sullivan clips. Archuleta comes out to sing with them, it's okay; his parts are kind of shoehorned in, whereas Brooke was totally organic with Nash. SLC is cheering for Archuleta, his grandparents are there too. Hmm, they do something cool, interview both grandparents, translate it into Spanish for his mother's father, then back to english--just one question/answer, but yeah, this country is changing.

Jordin Sparks, doing One Step At a Time. She looks great in gold; such high heels, looks like she's stalking across stage on her tiptoes. It's totally impressive, actually. I'm enjoying her performance; she has the utmost confidence; yo, Blake Lewis is in the house, singing along.

They digitally splice Jack Black, Ben Stiller and some other idiot into a Gladys Knight and the Pips performance--it's not that funny, it's interesting that they chose three white guys; pretty disrespectful, actually, given that she's literally not in on the joke. Her voice is great, too. The audience is pretty quiet throughout, this thing just goes on too long. Ah, the other guy is Robert Downey Jr.

Carrie Underwood next, doing Last Night. She looks like a million bucks; but in a very white trash kind of way, like it's a aspirational interpretation of glamour that doesn't quite get it right. I like her though, she is who she is and has totally made her way to the top. Man, she has on a short skirt. It's an interesting song, it's like rap country. She gets a rapturous ovation; now that's a star.

Top twelve, for the last time before the results, promises Ryan. Hey, a great song, by the women first, I Gotta Have Faith. That Glockson chick sounds horrid, the rest are pretty good. Then the guys come out, man did George Michaels pay up too, it's Father Figure; everyone's pretty good, especially Chikezie and David Cook. And then they all do Freedom. Wonder if there's gonna be a Prince moment this year.

And then, George Michaels of course comes out--yo, Idol, it's no longer the 80s! He's actually still got a good voice, singing Do They Think We Have Time. Hey, there are people in the audience getting emotional over this--it's by far the best guest performance of the night, his record company got their money's worth. The song is long, and he keeps doing the same type of hand gestures, but the audience is enraptured, and he's really putting his all into it. He gets a standing ovation from the judges, and many in the audience; and coincidentally he's going on tour. That was pretty cool, it might be the only Idol guest performance ever that gets remembered on its merits.

We're back, the two Davids are standing there, I guess we'll find out now. I really have no idea who's going to win; based on recent results it should be David Cook, based on last night David Archuleta. Randy says you're both winners; Paula says she's honored to be here, it's the beginning of something great for both of you; Simon says it wasn't quite so clear-cut as he thought last night, says he was almost disrespectful with Cook and apologizes, you're both triers, first time ever don't care who wins. It's a very nice moment, actually.

Hmm, some unknown vote management company, Telescope. So the envelope, the lights go down; this is pretty exciting. People are screaming, and the winner by 12 million votes is... David Cook. Wow! Everyone's going crazy, Cook looks very serious in clapping for Archuleta, Cook is covering up his face in emotion, it's a very great moment. He's totally crying, it's amazing. He's really a good guy, I'm glad he won.

He's just listening to the applause, his mom comes up, he says it's amazing, thank you. They hug, his brother comes up too, it's a great moment. Time of My Life, David sings us out with everyone else on stage too. Song's not bad, amazing that he's able to sing after all the emotion; he goes over and toussles Archuleta's hair, it's great. Past some scary looking bodyguards, out into the audience, he looks so happy.

This is what I wrote about David Cook the first time he auditioned:

A bunch of rockers next, not necessarily all from Omaha. David Cook, who physically and the way he holds himself reminds me a bit more of Blake Lewis than Chris Daughtry. Sings Living on a Prayer; he has a really interesting, different voice; rough, but his cadence is so deliberate. Simon says not bad, Randy says perform or something, Paula agrees. He could do really well.

Here's what I wrote about him after his Hello performance

David Cook, who apparently has had some guitar issues. Moment was forgetting a song as a kid. In black; hey, I like it, a slow, rock version of Lionel Ritchie's Hello--then speeds it up, it's amazing, it actually works.... I really like it; the song itself is great, his take on it--including the screamed I Love You!--is true to it. This might be my favorite guy performance of the season so far, down to the eye flutter at the end. Randy says he loved the emo take on a pop song, it could be a hit; Paula loves him every time, calls it fabulous; Simon calls it very brave, and says he loved it.

And here is after he did Billie Jean

David Cook, born in 1982. Her mom seems cool, talks about his guitar. Oh gosh, doing Billie Jean... my gosh, he's nothing if not creative. Slows it waaaaay down, turns it into almost a ballad, emo. You know he's gonna rip into it in a sec, there's tension--it's actually quite good, he's letting it unspool as a story. Almost unrecognizable; her comes the chorus, it's good, he can really sing. Man, totally building the tension, and... interesting, he doesn't wail, just builds it louder and stronger. This is really, really good--this could totally be on the radio. The girls are screaming. Wow. Randy says you're the most original and bold contestant we've ever had, you might be the one to win the whole lot, blazing, molten hot. Paula says she's blown away, you're so smart and brave, right to the edge--you can win this. Simon says that was brave, it was amazing.

So a worthy winner; he had two of the five most memorable performances of the season, and really grew throughout the competition. Curious to see what he does from here on out--and now, freedom on Tuesday and Wednesday nights!

David vs. David

It's the big night.... Am blogging live for the final two of their three songs.

Oh gosh, they start and bring in that idiot boxing announced, Jim Lampley from HBO, the them is going to be a three-round boxing match. Wow, they actually have them coming out in boxing robes; David Cook looks ok, David Archuleta looks like he's in his bathrobe.

Ryan must be thrilled FOX decided he's not good enough to open the big show. It's the big theater, Ryan looks like he's got extra makeup on. Big David and Little David Ryan calls them; Lampley opens the video part, this is really dumb. The weird thing--does FOX even carry boxing?! 7,000 people says Ryan; training will be key claims Ryan--so Clive Davis and Andrew Lloyd Webber are going to advise them.

Dare that little bit more and you'll win, says Webber. Davis thinks this will probably be the most-watched performance competition in history. Okay... I doubt the ratings will hit last year's, or the one before. Not to mention Eurovision.

Archuleta won the coin toss, will go second; smart. Ryan is just peppering them with questions, Cook says he has a tall order trying to keep up with this kid. Every cliche is trotted out by Randy; hmm, they must be contractually obligated to mention the Nokia theater, Randy says it, then Paula too. Simon says you have to hate your opponent, to laughter. Ryan asks Archuleta if he has anything to say to Cook, he says he's awesome; Cook says Archuleta has been consistently one of the nicest people.

Ahh, Cook after the break; so they learned from last week. Really, Ryan is wearing a ton of makeup; Clive chose I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for Cook; Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me for Archuleta. Cook starts out well, I like how he bends the lyrics, it's cool; he's not changing too much, which is good. Then rocks it in the second half, still very in control, goes into the audience; I like it, not electric or anything but well done. Randy says not bad; Paula says you've arrived, in great voice; Simon says you looked tense and emotional, calls it phenomenal.

David Archuleta, Clive picked well for him too I think. He's a bit nervous, the song isn't just soaring; ah, but then the chorus... wow, he really just explodes into it, high energy, voice is good. Man, he's really into it, the kid's in it to win it tonight; it's infectious as he bobs up and down on stage--his voice really isn't strong enough yet to really wow on this song, but it's really good. Audience is totally into it; Randy oddly talks right over them, Simon is saying let them cheer, Randy says one of the best performances of the year, flawless and unbelievably hot; Paula says her heart is still pounding, chills, David looks like he's going to cry; Simon says easy to get overexcited, last week you were okay, tonight was arguably the best you've done so far, Archuleta looks stunned, Simon says you won round one.

Oh no, next is their choice... it's all so over the top, the video intro is just dumb (and poorly lit).

Dream Big, David Cook from the song competition; song's not great, the lyrics fit but it's just okay, at best. He totally seems like a star, and the song has good energy; but it just sounds like something you'd have on in the background as you're jogging. Crowd likes it; Randy says song was just okay, but the voice was strong; Paula says we're all mesmerized, made an unknown song ours; Simon says bit of a lightweight, end was ok, not a winning moment. The arena's totally dark, 6.5 says Simon.

Ooooh, four hours to vote tonight. 'Archy' after the break says Ryan. David Archuleta doing In This Moment; both of these songs are just melds of popular ones--it's okay, nothing memorable. Good choice for his voice, but there's only so much you can do with a not-great song. Randy says not a great song, but sung well; Paula says another heartfelt performance, on fire tonight; I think Archuleta's trailing in the vote totals so all the judges are going to pump him up tonight. Simon says you win round 2 as well, such an egotistical song though.

One song left says Ryan. Cook's doing The World I Know, which he says he's never sung before. Archuleta's doing Imagine, again. I really hate the crazy videos; you don't have to overhype something that's truly good. Cook seems out of it tonight, like it's not just flowing out; can't understand his lyrics, song's not that great. He's emotional when he finishes, the crowd cheers, Randy says a nice sensitive side, you can make this kind of record; Paula stands up for him; Simon says you are one of the nicest, most sincere contestants ever, beautiful song but the wrong song choice tonight, you should've sung Billy Jean or Hello. He says he didn't want to do something he's already done, the whole thing's been a progression. Yeah, but sometimes you go back to build upon it--he has a lot of integrity, I wonder if it's cost him the crown.

Archleta's good on Imagine; it's something that's going to motivate his peeps to get out and vote a billion times, I think because he was smarter about it he'll win. It's not great, but good and very representative. Randy says it's great it's the two of them, you were so good tonight, exactly what this show's about, you're the best this year; Paula says I'm speechless, you were stunning, as the audience applauds again; Simon says this show is about finding a star, tonight's been one of the great finals, but Archuleta came out tonight to win, and it was a knockout.

Ruben Studdard gets trotted out to sing us out; it's okay. They show highlights from the season behind him... man, and what a long journey it's been. One more night, and then we're free!

Can Syesha stop David vs. David?

They're playing games with the time, as Idol starts at an odd 8:30 p.m. EST. Ryan says it's the closest race this show has ever seen... ok. There are no facts on this show anymore, only hype.

All are in various aspects of black; one of my favorite shows, actually, where the judges pick, the producers, and the contestants. Syesh's in glittery gold, really stands out among all the black. "Good luck to you guys, and girl" says Ryan.

David Archuleta's mayor in Utah, with a crazy mustache; Billy Joel's So It Goes, chosen by Paula. She wants him to showcase his vocals, and his high level of difficulty. I'm not sure about this, it's kind of a tricky song to appreciate. Wow, soars at the start, a capella; hmmm, maybe Paula was right. Audience is quiet; I'm thinking Fields of Gold would've worked even better; but this is a pretty good choice. No shrieking from the fans until the end, and its extreme close-up; then they go nuts, at least in the front row--a tough song to get into. Randy says Paula chose a dope song, you're in the zone; Paula calls it pure and stunning, says he was a storyteller; Simon says no surprises, very good but not outstanding.

Back, Randy/Simon mess with Ryan, mocking his pitchman role along with Paula; Syesha's in Tampa, Randy picks Alicia Keyes' If I Ain't Got You, who she loves. He says she could make a great record like this. I think it's okay; the song isn't great, start is hard to get into. Picks up in the chorus a bit, and she sings it well, I'm just not that into the song. Not a great pick; Randy says she did an amazing job, happy that you're peaking at the right time; Paula says hard to do a song so tied to an artist, you look stunning; Simon says you sang it well, wish Randy had picked something not so tied to someone but not bad. She tells Ryan she's finally over her nerves and comfortable, does this weird "be my self, you know" line.

David Cook in Kansas City on the local FOX affiliate, Simon picks First Time Ever I Saw Your Face--wow, now that's an interesting pick, the anchors are surprised by a Roberta Flack song. He says it's one of the great songs of all time, wanted him to do something original off it, tough song but you can do it. Wow, Ryan banters with the judges right next to David until a second before he sings; he takes command right away, it's his own version, plain and unspooling. Man, I really wish he had more of a cushion, but this is pretty mesmerizing. It's the closest anyone's come this round to a Somewhere Over the Rainbow moment, a great pick. Again, it could've been even better if Ryan hadn't been talking right until it started, as it is the audience loves it. Randy wanted something less predictable, more rocking, but liked it; Paula says great job; Simon says one of your best performances to date, round one goes to Cook and Cowell. Everyone's in a great mood tonight, maybe because all three are legitimately up there.

Archuleta's second song is his pick, not sure why this song isn't last. With You, by Chris Brown, hasn't done it for a while and worth a shot, says it was hard to learn. Ryan says get ready to sing, confuses David a bit, waits until he's in position, then Ryan kicks it to him. I guess they learned from the Cook debacle. It's a fun song, definitely contemporary song; lots of screaming. Not my thing, but it seems to go well for him. He seems to be swallowing his words, good passion but I don't know, just doesn't do anything for me; then again, teen hearthrobs aren't aiming for me. Randy says something new and young, but not the right song; Paula says actually perfect for you, another part of you, just don't extend the phrases; Simon says nice shot, but song's too big for you, not really you, awkward with the dancing and all.

Syesha up, doing Peggy Lee's Fever. Hmmm... she likes the vibe, wants to use the chair, work it a little bit. Her personality is really starting to come out, she's definitely not normal. Vamps it up, playacting definitely is her thing; the lighting is horrible on her face, she's in shadows. Another case where the song isn't great; I think Syesha's happy to be where she is, this wasn't a go for it song, it was a celebratory choice, nothing memorable. Randy says interesting song choice, sung well; Paula surprised by the choice, not sure it shows who you are as an artist; Simon says you'll regret this choice tomorrow, you had a choice to show your contemporary side, instead it was a lame cabaret performance.

David Cook's choice, I'm expecting something good. Doing Switchfoot's Dare You to Move, which I've never even heard of, says the lyrics wrap up his experience. Oh oh, those things are never any good, nobody's listening hard for the message! Ryan gives him time to walk across stage, does a quick promo as David sprints, then he's off. Oh god, it's his usual emo indulgent choice, spools it out slow at the start; he's like half cool, half dork; kicks it up in the second half, when it becomes pretty enjoyable. He's like a step behind Blake Lewis and Chris Daughtry, doesn't always quite connect. Randy says not your best, a little pitchy baby; Paula says hard to chop a song down, ran out of time; Simon says it was fine, not the best melodic song, all three of you guys were okay.

Archuleta's producers choice, which they get right to after Cook, is Longer, it's ridiculous--totally syrupy and karaoke and just so irrelevant to today's audience. It's like they were kicking around ideas, wouldn't it be cute if he sang this.... The lyrics are just silly, I am in love with you; ugh. Randy says another interesting song choice, Paula says lovely, Simon says bad choice by the producers, absolutely horrible, so gooey, like something you'd chose for a 90-year-old; but I think you'll be in the finals. I have no idea why anybody would choose that song for Archuleta, it's like they're trying to sabotage him.

Syesha's last chance says Ryan, doing Hit Me Up with a lot of attitude, fun, runs; hmm, this is actually a decent choice, she's showing off her range, gets the crowd into it. Dances well too; she looks like a star, like a low-level version of Beyonce. Randy says not bad, just okay; Paula goes off on some tangent, did the song well, not your type of song, maybe not good enough to get into the finals; Simon says better than the second song, your best moment was last week, nothing has topped it and no big moment.

David Cook closes it out, still waiting for something great tonight. Ryan's in a crowd of plastic people, really, where do they find these audience members. I Don't Want to Miss a Thing; eh, it's okay; he milks it for everything it's worth, the song just isn't very good, takes forever to build to his screaming moments. The crowd loves it, for some reason; Randy says loved the song, performance just okay, very predictable; Paula loves it, songwriter's in the audience, Paula says see ya in the finals, that's what I predict; Simon says you win the night.

Really, it's sad this is the final three; Cook's first song was the best of the night by a long shot, and even that wasn't amazing. Oh well; maybe something crazy will happen next week.

David Cook, First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
David Archuleta, So It Goes
Syesha Mercado, Hit Me Up
David Cook, Dare You to Move
David Cook, Don't Want to Miss a Thing
David Archuleta, With You
Syesha Mercado, Fever
Syesha Mercado, If I Ain't Got You

Idol tries to rock

With Obama about to knock Clinton out of the race for president, Ryan tells us tonight we must vote.

Ah, David, David, Syesha or Jason... it seems like this season's gone on forever. I can't imagine it being 3 guys at the end, so I'm assuming this is it for Jason. They're singing songs from the Rock Hall of Fame, or something weird like that.

It's essentially an extended commercial for the museum; at least David Cook's happy. He kicks things off, doing Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran. Not a great choice I don't think, but he can probably make it good. He looks like a star, leather jacket and cool hair and all. Song really isn't that strong, he makes it seem like an event, but it's just okay for me. Randy says it's okay, Paula likes his overall growth, Simon says not bad, a bit copycat but okay.

Syesha chats with Ryan about the tour, and meeting all her fans. She's doing Proud Mary--jeez, why? Oh well, at least we know it'll be a good song. She's totally got the attitude down pat, though; gotta risk big at this point, I guess. Her interpretation is very different than Tina's rough style; it really isn't memorable, just not bad. Because it's an intrinsically good song, it's fun to listen to, but she's just okay. Randy says you're in the zone, nice going, have been surging lately; Paula says the same, Simon says just a bad, shrieky impersonation. Randy says afterwards let's see, he's from England I'm from Louisiana--we're in differnt places.

Jason Castro next, he's singing one of the rare songs he knows, I Shot the Sheriff. He's doing this fake reggae Bob Marley thing, I don't like it, his voice is thin. Just no real flow, his tone is totally gone. Randy says that was bad, nothing special, gotta wow us, not good. Paula says you performed well, but wasn't crazy about it. Simon calls it utterly atrocious, you messed it up, like a first-round audition massacre, I don't know what you're thinking.

David Archuleta, doing Stand By Me. Should be a great fit for his tone. He speeds it up a bit, it's actually good. Like my favorite song by anyone in weeks. It's compelling, personal, smooth. Even if he closes his eyes. Very heartfelt, though, the crowd goes nuts. Randy really likes it, enthuses about how hot it was; Paula says you really delivered; Simon says not tough competition after Jason, struggled a bit at the end, but the best performance so far. Ryan says you always look like you're out of breath, he says the judges faces scare me, I don't know what they're going to say. The shrieks are deafening; he was good, though.

David Cook next, this is already way better than his first effort, doing the Who's Teenage Wasteland. Slow, powerful, totally in control, kicks it up in the second half of course. Could be a big seller on the radio, vintage Cook. Randy says that's more like it, Paula wants more and is humbled watching his soul, Simon says welcome back.

Syesha doing A Change is Going to Come, really good from the opening notes. Hmm, getting a bit weaker, tentative rather than definitive. Better on the drawn out notes, very strong emotion; she's too weak on the soft parts though, like too smooth or something. Big finish though; a really interesting performance, she showed what she's capable of, even if she didn't entirely deliver. Randy says I didn't love it as much as the first, didn't like the arrangments, messed with it too much; Paula just stands up and applauds, liked the vocals, welcome to your dream, as Syesha cries; Simon says he has to be fair, agrees with Paula. Simon says Randy totally wrong about that, you sang that really well. Syesha is just crying, tears all over her eyes, says she found out so much about the song and the civil rights movement, meant a lot to me, I feel like I've changed a lot. Ryan says Randy, thanks for the buzz kill, Simon keeps saying you've made Syesha cry.

Jason Castro; jeez, poor guy, gotta follow this. Doing Mr. Tambourine Man though, a great song. Great pick, fits his vocal style and the way he looks; ooh, a killer--forgets the lyrics. His run on Idol is over. It's a tricky song unless you really get the lyrics, poor Jason. Randy says what do you think, he says well I lost some lines, Randy says not sure what's going on; Paula says you've got your niche, still like you; Simon says I'd pack your suitcase.

Archuleta doing Love Me Tender, a good pick for him, says he hasn't sung a romantic love song on the big stage yet. Gosh, you know he's syrupy, but such a good voice. Thousands of teen girls are going to play this over and over again. It's a bit different from Elvis, not nearly as good, but interesting. Randy loved how he caresses each word, Paula says one of my faves, Simon says you crushed the competition.

I don't know, if Syesha can put it together for a whole song, and pick something that she's emotionally connected to, can you break up the David/David finals?

David Archuleta, Stand By Me
Syesha Mercado, A Change is Going to Come
David Archuleta, Love Me Tender
Jason Castro, Mr. Tambourine Man
David Cook, Teenage Wasteland
Syesha Mercado, Proud Mary
David Cook, Hungry Like the Wolf
Jason Castro, I Shot the Sheriff

American Idol cuts to 4

Suddenly, we're down to the 'serious' contenders. It's not a great group; not horrible, but the season definitely hasn't lived up to my high hopes for it, back when Josiah was on the screen.

45 million votes were cast Ryan says; around the same as this time last year, surprisingly. They do a horrible Neil Diamond medley, everyone's vocals are so thin, the choreography is laughable. Sheesh, now they're even out of tune; really sad. David Cook's the only one halfway interesting, and then only if you don't look at his antics.

Back, Idol commercials, recap, then Ryan brings up the whole Paula thing, he just says--the rumors, they're not true, she's part of our family, and we love her... and I still think Simon wants to hook up with her. Uh, whatever.

Jason Castro first, and he's safe. David Archuleta, Paula says have more fun up there; I wish he'd take a risk. Not sure why they had Castro up first, obviously it'll be Brooke and Syesha.

More in-program commercials for the Idol family, David Cook is safe, the women come out. Syesha talks about how sometimes it's tough for her, Brooke chatters away, off to the couch for more filler.

Natasha Bedingfield performs Pockeful of Sunshine, it's fine; she comes across as a bit detached and maybe arrogant. Glad that the Idol stage is so obviously for sale now.

She seems cooler when talking, and after actually runs over to Archuleta and kisses and hugs him, shakes hands with the others a bit. Ryan jokes Archuleta would like to ask her to the prom, she says if he asks she'll come.

It's more idiot Idol questions from callers. Then, they put on some woman who says she and Simon kissed when he was 9, he remembers her last name and everything--it's pretty crazy. They talk back and forth a lot, it's pretty cool actually, Simon reacts appropriately to it, seems really pleased it's her.

Ford commercial isn't actually half bad, the song Catch the Wind is pretty good. Then, Neil Diamond, singing something off his new album. His voice is still strong; hushed and compelling. He's beginning to look a little out of it, but I still feel like it's the best thing we've heard this week, even though it can't compare to him in his prime.

Afterwards they point out his mom in the audience, he chats with Ryan for a while, tells them all to stay with it regardless of what Simon says.

Back to Syesha and Brooke finally, Brooke is in tears, and she's gone. Totally sobbing. She had some great performances, but lately seemed to be mostly frustrated and hostile. She screws up the song at the start, others come out to stand next to her. She's pushing through; as she said in the clips, she's found out she's stronger than she thought.

And I gotta tell you, I like this version--cracking voice, verge of tears--much better than last night, there's real emotion here.

No diamonds, all coal on American Idol

One of my favorites singer songwriters is on the show tonight; Neil Diamond's great, I put him below Stephen Sondheim/Bob Dylan, but above the Billy Joels of the world, at the same level as Paul Simon.

He says he's looking forward to encouraging everyone; he's a good match for Idol, has a broad range of songs that tell stories. Oh, it's time to switch to two songs....

Forever in Blue Jeans and September Morn for Jason Castro, who apparently switched up lyrics singing for Neil. All he says about Castro is he thinks he'll be good on stage. In white, an almost somnolent version of Forever in Blue Jeans to start; it's very nice to listen to, but has none of Diamond's drive. I don't think this was a great choice; hey, one of the violin players right off-stage is wearing wrap-around shades, in the dark! Castro was fine, nothing compelling though.

David Cook chats with Ryan, wearing AC/DCish sportcoat, Cook asks Ryan how he prepared for this this week, it's dumb. I'm Alive, and All I Really Need is You, as Diamond says two more obscure songs. He really liked his take, said he got goosebumps--right attitude, right voice, he'll do great. Hmm, not much mentoring from Neil so far; is just driving through I'm Alive. He sounds great, it's totally hip and like something people would pay money to hear. Totally confident and in his element with this take on it. It's like he doesn't even really care about the judges, is just belting it out and knows it's good.

Short versions tonight with 10 songs in an hour; next is Brooke White, doing I'm A Believer, then I Am I Said. Two great songs, she's on guitar than piano. He suggests she sing I'm Arizona born and raised, says she made it genuine. Man, he's a horrible mentor so far. In weird blue floppy blouse, it's a weird version of I'm A Believer, just not that great, like almost hokey. Man, really reminds me how great of a singer Diamond is, this is just boring in her hands. Not a good choice; her voice isn't even as distinctive as it usually is.

David Archuleta next, it all feels shoehorned in tonight. Plenty of time to promote iTunes site, he's doing Sweet Caroline and America. Diamond calls him a prodigy, says with some guidance he'll be good--but they don't show his advice. In weird striped shirt; man, is a bit off to start Sweet Caroline--I don't like his version so far, at all. It's all syncopated or something; and the chorus isn't belted, he pulls back. Bad choice; I fear none of these people really get Diamond, or else he's so himself it's hard for others to cover. This is horrible, when I had thought it might be great.

Syesha Mercado doing Hello Again, and Thank the Lord for the Nighttime. Diamond likes her, she'll do great (he likes that word). In dark blue top; starts out pure, but a bit too fast, needs to play with this song. She's very sweet, but it feels rushed; hmmm, nice high note halfway through, that's different. The best so far tonight, she's soaring and it's distinctive. Seems happy too; this one actually I was sad to see end so quickly, these are like :45 versions.

Ryan rushes to get them all out again after their first song, asks Randy for quick opinions; says ok for Jason, good for Cook, okay for Brooke, the bomb for Archuleta, strong for Syesha. Paula: liked Castro's first song, then talks about his second, even though he hasn't sung it yet, gets totally screwed up and it's cringe-worthy. Simon says everyone's lucky they get two songs, rips everyone--you guys are top five, I wanna see the performance of a lifetime next. It's all a mess, I blame Ryan in part, he's like frantic and it's infectious.

Jason Castro with September Morn; ah, now you get his distinctive voice. Very soulful; he's a bit like a machine, just goes up and cranks out his thing on songs like this. It's a really good pick for him; nothing so different from Neil's version, but it's a great song so why mess with it. He does seem low energy, almost lazy; this might be his last week, but better than the first song. Randy says just okay, vocals weren't great; Paula says same safeness on both songs, get outside your comfort zone; Simon says come on, this isn't the Castro we like, nothing unique, both are forgettable.

David Cook doing All I Really Need is You, switches to an acoustic guitar. He's really showing his sensitive side to start, the song's not great so it's hard to feel compelled. He cranks up the second half; I really don't think there's such a thing as someone who can sing a phone book, not sure why Cook thought he could turn two mediocore songs into winners just with his style. Crowd loves it; Randy says I'm a huge fan, you rocked the house again; Paula is proud of him, two tough songs, pulled them off; Simon says first was okay, second was brilliant, made it feel contemporary. Nah, I disagree with all of them; nobody's playing back either song tonight to hear again, unlike some of his other efforts.

Brooke White disagrees with Simon's assessment of the first go-around as a nightmare, has to write a lyric on her hand; hustles over to the piano. I Am, I Said. Start is rushed; the whole thing is turning into a kindof perfunctory thing, this is one of the most emotional, plaintive songs in the modern songbook, but she's just reeling it off like it's some ditty. It's a mess; should've been much better. Randy says tough song, nice job. Paula says it worked, Simon says he hated the first song, but this one was good. Not incredible, but not horrible. I don't know what's up with the judges tonight, maybe they just don't want to rip everyone.

Oh god, David Archuleta doing this plastic version of Coming to America; maybe it is just impossible to get Diamond's great voice out of my head, everyone tonight sounds so lightweight. This is downright cheesy; he has a good voice, but he's making this song something it's not, it's not I'm Proud to Be an American, it's more weighty; it's not some rah-rah USO thing, it's got grit. Randy loves it, Paula says perfect song, Simon says a clever choice of song, ticked all the boxes, very good.

Syesha closes up, Thank the Lord for the Nighttime. God, she starts totally off-key; doesn't improve much from there. Her version is just so grating, I'm not even paying attention. Randy likes it, Paula says you're right in your strong area, likes the softness in her voice; Simon says this is officially the strangest show we've ever done, kind of a bit chaotic for us. Says you're a very good actress/singer, but you may be in trouble tonight. Not a really memorable second song, she says yeah? We'll see.

Wow, what a mess tonight; on playback, Castro actually comes across much better, at least he didn't make me cringe. Archuleta is almost impossible to listen to again, I really disliked both of his songs.

I think one problem with Idol nowadays is that everyone who's in the finals has a shot at making a lot of money and gets to release an album, so nobody's really going for it. They're just playing it safe, no blood and guts out there.

Maybe also if they're singing songs by someone you really like, it can't help but pale by comparison. Maybe every week lots of people who tune in because they're excited by the composer wind up thinking it's the worst week ever--like I did tonight.

Syesha Mercado, Hello Again
David Cook, I'm Alive
Jason Castro, September Morn
David Cook, All I Really Need is You
Jason Castro, Forever in Blue Jeans
Syesha Mercado, Thank the Lord for the Nighttime
Brooke White, I Am, I Said
David Archuleta, Coming to America
Brooke White, I'm a Believer
David Archuleta, Sweet Carolina

American Idol cuts to 5

Ryan says it's the end of the road for one of our "cast". And we thought it was a reality show!

38 million votes, Simon takes a sip of Coke before Ryan kisses the top of his head--relax, it didn't mean anything, says Ryan. Group sing is All I Ask of You, with Andrew Lloyd Weber playing the piano.

For some reason all the boys sing together, then all women. They're slightly out of synch, so it sounds fuzzy, when this song demands sharpness. It's totally forgettable, and no fun to sit through; he's trying to smile through it all.

The recap is as pointless as ever, enlivened only by Weber's comments. He comes out and chats with Ryan, talks about the difficulty of balancing singing for the judges, viewers and live audience. Ryan says Brooke's starting/stopping was the first time it's ever happened on Idol, Webber says she's very talented, was flawless in the dress rehearsals. Says Castro's song choice was the most curious one he's ever seen in his career; he wanted to do it, that's that. Ryan asks him to write a song for Simon/Paula, he comes up with How Can I Say I Miss You if You Never Go Away.

Back with a taped message from President and Mrs. Bush, thanks us for more than $65 million in donations. It's very stilted, and lightly political as she talks about their trip to Africa and he thanks us for our compassion.

Hmmm, the bottom two this week. David Cook and David Archuleta come up to huge screams, they're both gonna be safe. Ryan asks Simon to comment on Archuleta, he's caught eating 'a sweet', Ryan says just watch the show while we're doing it. And both are safe--awesome, Neil Diamond next week.

Some segment on Idol contestants who have gone on to Broadway. Whoah, Clay Aiken's hair is totally ridiculous now, like an old teacher; I guess he's in character or something. Refers to himself as 'us', he's really odd.

Leona Lewis performs next, in conjunction with the release of something or other I'm sure, sings Bleeding Love. She's got a great look; and the song is totally dramatic. One on one right now for glamor, she blows away any of Idol's past winners, except maybe Kelly Clarkson. And there's no Idol this year that will ever reach this level. It's interesting that Wikipedia says she wants to marry her longtime electrician boyfriend, who she's known since she was 10. Her performance isn't that compelling vocally, but it's hard not to keep watching her. The lights, the choreography, the fire boxes on stage, it all makes it feel like a big event.

Syesha Mercado and Brooke White are the next two, I'm assuming Brooke's going away tonight but who knows. Brooke looks terrified, actually and is holding on to Syesha for dear life; Syesha's got a big smile on her face and is so relaxed. Weirdly Brooke says she's in the past had a habit of interrupting the judges, and apologizes for it. And she's safe, and looks totally stunned; that means Syesha's in the bottom two. Wowzer, I guess all of Kelly Lee's votes had to go somewhere.

Finally, Carly and Jason come out, he looks doomed, she looks confident. She says she's been choosing songs to showcase her singing ability, but going forward will pick songs that she can have fun with. Oh my, and Jason's safe, Carly isn't.

Now this is horrible. You've got two clearly inferior performers who are being picked ahead of two clearly superior contestants. Simon tells Brooke she made herself human, tells Jason he was bad but charming. Suddenly Carly's got to sing, then Syesha. She gets the crowd into it; man, I hope she isn't voted off right when I'm starting to like her performances. Man, she totally rocks the stage, if she goes out on this, it'll really be a travesty.

Syesha follows with another fun performance, goes out into the crowd and takes it over. I don't think there have ever been such good 'bad' performances on this show.

Randy says he's shocked, chalks it up to a popularity week. One of the roomies is gonna go... and it's--Carly. Wow, what a horrible outcome. I think she waited too long to pick the songs she really wanted to do, instead of the songs that she thought would impress us. I think she just wanted it too much, hard to be at your best when so much rides on mere minutes. I'm glad she had her Weber moment, it was her at her best.

Ryan says you and Simon should have your last moment together, he says you can leave with your head held high. I feel cheated, was looking forward to seeing this new side of her.

Oh well; on to Neil Diamond next week.

Idol turns to another Brit

Ryan says it's their toughest test yet--singing Andrew Lloyd Weber?! Can't be tougher than doing the Beatles for two weeks. Four weeks to the finale, and they're going out of their comfort zones, complete with an orchestra up on stage.

The six strut out, dressed like they rummaged in their parents' closets. It's a pretty motley crew; Weber's in the audience to witness his video homage. I like his music; but he's nowhere near Stephen Sondheim.

He's all about the story, he says; words, words, words. Randy says he thinks this'll be the toughest night of the season, Paula says something, Simon says they'll have to be memorable yet contemporary. For some reason they've expanded to two lines.

Syesha Mercado up first, looking forward to being theatrical. He pushes her toward that too, says she could bring down the house, funny and witty. She could, is definitely a ham; One Rock & Roll Too Many. Red gown; it's fun, definitely a bit cabaret but she's in control, like a version of Chicago. And definitely a big, Broadway voice. Her problem, though, is the song's not very good, so even though she's good and shows lots of fun personality, the whole thing's not great for me. Audience loves it, though. Randy says you could be a huge Broadway star, best performance to date; Paula says this is your happy place, you're very good; Simon says that was very sexy, one of your strongest performances.

Jason Castro next, singing Memory. Oh oh... an odd choice, if you ask me. The crowd is super-hyped tonight; wearing a white suitish thing. Wow, he's very good singing it a cappella to Weber; who says he never thought he'd see a man with dreadlocks singing the song, he kindof understood it, I think. Calls it a brave choice, not sure I'd have done it. Weber is good on TV, very interesting to listen to. Whoah, this is pretty good; his tone is a surpisingly good fit. It's soulful, a bit campy maybe; hate the lighting, half of him is in shadow. It's such a good song, and even if it's a bit over the top and over sung, he's pretty listenable. I do wish he'd kept it simpler. Randy's got a huge grin on his face, just says wow, it was all kindof a train wreck, not your kind of song, too much melody/too big of a song. Paula is stumbling, you're not a female power balladeer, but your take on it was good too, sounds like a pop ballad. Simon says it was probably the longest two minutes of your life; felt like a kid getting forced to sing at a wedding, miserable throughout, not your thing.

Brooke White next, You Must Love Me. It's one of my favorite songs; very curious to hear her take; Weber says she didn't have a clue what she was singing about. Her second take is totally different after he explains it to her; it could be another inspired pick by her, he says she's a wonderful natural actress. In white dress with butterflies. Woah, she screws up the start, asks the orchestra to start over. And the magic is gone, it's less believable the second run through, there's not vulnerability; she's just plowing through. This could've been one of those magical Idol moments I think; as it is, she even messes up the you must love me part, it's like she's instructing rather than begging. It's too bad White's such a control freak she's unable to sing the song truly. Randy says not great, kindof got the vulnerablilty, but vocally not great; Paula just says nothing for a while, tells her never to start and stop--you didn't overact, just were you; it's one of the most painful critiques I've ever heard on the show. Simon says the screw up totally threw you, you were so tense, it all became quite uncomfortable. She tells Ryan she just lost the lyric; Simon says I'd have done exactly what she did, it was a very brave thing to do.

David Archulea next, a bunch of girls get to come up on stage to hug him, he handles it well. White shirt, black tie, jacket, very Beatleish. Weber is amazed at his choice, Think of Me, written for a diva, for a girl, couldn't imagine how a boy could sing the song. Weber says it's great he has his own idea about where to take a song; tells him to open his eyes! Little David has a real musical soul to him, says Weber. They should get him to be a permanent judge, he's very sharp. Archuleta is okay; am never drawn into it, the song's not great for one thing. He turns it too much into a pop thing, none of the emotion of the stage; it's pretty flat actually. Horrible song choice; it's downright boring for me. Randy says you can sing anything, it was the bomb, you're the one to beat. Gosh, I couldn't disagree more. Paula calls it absolutely perfect, you took a risk and turned it into a pop thing. Simon says it was pleasant, one of your weakest performances, nothing memorable.

Carly Smithson, it should be a huge night for her. She picked All I Ask of You, he says it's not a good choice for someone with a huge chest voice like you, goes to her alternate choice, Jesus Christ Superstar. You've got to sing who you are, he says. Whoah, it's a totally over-the-top production before she starts singing; strides out in her crazy black/paisley top, and just rips it off. Yo, she's found her voice, finally--doesn't seem angry, just totally into it. Her voice isn't great for the chorus, but the performance is totally energizing and fun. Man, I'm telling you, Carly could win it all based on this, it's definitely her turning point. She's a bit late on some of her cues it seems like, but this is totally going to stick in everyone's mind. The audience is going crazy, Randy says not your best performance but definitely good, and the outfit's fly. Paula says it was great and unexpected. Simon says a bit shouty in the middle but one of my favorites of the night. She's got a t-shirt made up that says Simon Loves Me (this week). She's growing on me--I like that she wants it so badly.

David Cook closes it out, Music of the Night. A good pick; he says he grew up doing musical theater; the most sensual, sexy song Weber says. He pretends to be a gorgeous 17-year-old, he says well I'm 25, so.... All in black, starts very slow, controlled; you can't stop listening, it's very good. His tone is good, too; oh no, he's speeding up the bridge to make it different; man, his chorus is so good, though--and wow, he just soars on the big notes. Yeah, we definitely have a new favorite on Idol. Second half is a bit boring, actually, I don't think he really connected with the song overall. But the good parts are very good. A hard song to sing, given that we've all heard great versions of it. Randy says that was an amazing vocal performance; Paula says you can sing anything; Simon says I like the grittier side of you, too rounded but you made the most of it.

Castro's performance seems comical as they play snippets at the end; Archuleta is in danger of becoming a bad lounge act.

David Cook
Carly Smithson
Syesha Mercado
Jason Castro
Brooke White
David Archuleta

American Idol cuts to 6

Hmmm, FOX has a new logo, with a green globe in place of the O... ironic given that a lot of conservatives don't think there's anything wrong with the environment. Season-high nearly 35 million votes says Ryan, which is down majorly from the same time period last year (135 million votes over two weeks, since they did cut two contestants).

The Idols do the group sing, One Sweet Day; it's totally forgettable. Curious to see what the ratings are like tonight, going up against the Obama-Clinton debate over on ABC (which was a mess, thanks in large part to the questions).

Then they recap last night, with Mariah saying pretty much everyone would make a worthy champion. Okay.... More veiled gay baiting between Simon and Ryan, then Jason Castro up first, he starts a group to Ryan's left but doesn't say which group.

David Cook next, well depending on where he goes we'll know, right. Ryan asks him about the tears last night, he after a while says a lot happened over the week, he put a lot of himself into the song and was overwhelmed by the reaction. Starts his own group.

Carly Smithson, acting all nervous and looking dowdy, says she thinks Simon's been a bit hard on her. He says because you're potentially great, I want to give you that extra push sometimes. She goes off and joins Castro in the loser's group.

Kristy Lee Cook, she'll join David; and does. They come back with the Ford commercial, they're all puppets in cubes; and 'break free' with Fords (both cars are the exact same color). It's dumb; the quality of these commercials has been down this year, overly-produced.

Elliot Yamin, singing Free, got a bit of Bruce Springsteen/Bob Dylan going on look-wise. It's a weird song for him, don't think it really fits; and seems out of breath at times. It's pretty boring, and goes on forever. Has We Miss You Mom written on his palm, who apparently died recently, he says it's the first time he's actually taken the stage without her watching. Wow, what a nice guy.

Syesha Mercado comes on out, she joins Jason and Carly in the loser's group. Brooke White is all exultant, since this means she's not in the bottom three, and is extra-chattery. She was better when she was painfully shy; joins David and Kristy of course.

Poor Archuleta's left backstage by himself while they go to the taped segment of people asking questions. Kristy's asked if she got her horse back, she says no, the guy won't sell it back, Ryan has fun with that. Judges are asked what was the first record they bought, Randy says Led Zepplin, Beatles, James Brown; Paula was Jackson 5, Earth, Wind, Fire, Carol King; Simon says at 10 he bought Paula's record.

Some chick keeps going on, eventually asks Paula which of her songs best describes her relationship with Simon, he says Straight Up, she says Opposites Attract, then says "I'll never be forever your girl". Uh, ok... another question for Simon as the contestants sit; karaoke/theme park/piano bar performance differences. He just says they're all horrible. David Cook is asked if he's single, he says yes.

Mariah Carey does Bye Bye, vamps out to huge applause, complete with her own blinged up mike and mike stand, it's crazy actually. She sings likes she's in a recording studio, or lecturing--it's pretty artificial, and the song's not very good, audience doesn't seem too into it either. It's weird, she seems to be going into Jennifer Lopez territory, but without her cred. Kindof goes all shrieky at the end, it's painful, almost like there are audio issues.

Ryan tells us she looks fantastic, asks her to judge Randy, she plugs her album instead; for some reason the wind machine is still blowing as she's talking, it's comical actually.

Back, pretending like Archuleta will break the tie. He says he's getting more comfortable, has never been happier in his life. He's safe, says Ryan to thunderous applause--then has David Cook and Syesha switch places; tells Archuleta to join the group he thinks is safe, he just sits down in the middle, he refuses to do it. Ryan tells him to move closer to Cook's group, so they join him sitting on the stage--Carly is like get out! Can't sit down, obviously, in a skirt, is going all crazy.

Ryan sends Syesha back to safety, which is cool, she deserves it. Could this finally be Kristy Lee's night to go?! Randy says it's tough every week now, Paula says everyone's very special, Simon says no surprises, Kristy's time may be up. Paula says it could be Ryan. Brooke is really upset, says we don't know what's happening as Kristy starts to say it's her.

It indeed is, bye to Kristy as they show her boyfriend and friends; Brooke is the one crying, Kristy's wiping tears away. Sings us out, sitting down with the judges, and singing to Simon as he cracks up, before going back up on stage.

Andrew Lloyd Webber is guest judge next week, should be great fun.

Mariah and the gang

Idols are all glammed up, with Mariah Carey mentoring in a tie-in to her new album. She brings her dog to meet the Idols, tells them to see her just like a friend... okay.

Wow, Paula has a totally new hairstyle, she and Simon tease Randy, say they're going to have to defer to him.

David Archuleta up first, says he it was scary to meet her, doesn't think he's worthy to be in her presence. She says he was really moving, calls his singing beautiful. In leather pants and reddish t-shirt, doing When You Believe. I don't think the song's that good, he's just okay singing it, nothing compelling for me. Randy says he was worried tonight about boys singing girls songs, but you can sing anything, that was great. Paula says it must feel great for Mariah to hear you sing her song (huh?!); Simon says he knew that was the song he'd pick, you were wonderful.

Carly Smithson next, she talks about Michael Johns leaving, says it's been boring without him, not the same without the big goofball. Mariah says she'll be great singing Without You; chose the right notes for her range. In plunging dark dress, pretty good start; kindof an odd version of the song, more conversational than anything else--I like it though I think, seems fresh. A bit Barbra Streisandish; kind of goes nuts after a while, but some pretty nice moments in the middle. Randy says not bad, believe in your lower range too; Paula liked her vocal restraint early; Simon says he doesn't think she pulled it off, even though he was looking forward to hearing it, you're capable of it but you're overthinking things and are too wound up.

Syesha Mercado, doing Vanishing, Mariah says it's a good choice for her, calls it amazing. In slinky gold gown, totally glammed up; like a pro singer. Also an idiosyncratic take on the song, doesn't quite flow--almost like she's trying to make it her own. It's fine, the song's not that great but she does go big on the vocals. Still, never gets into a flow. Randy says the toughest song of the night, bold, did a good job overall. Paula says you were smart to pick a non-huge song, and changing up your voice; Simon says technically it was very good, but maybe a bit too obscure.

Brooke White, in sparkly black gown, tells Ryan she had to miss her sister's wedding cause of the mentor taping. Oooh, she's singing this hippie version of Hero, Mariah says she's really genuine, something brand new. At the piano, hmmm, I like it--the song's good, and the plainness of her version works with the lyrics and her craggy voice. A bit rushed, and you can her her breaths--also not hushed enough; but because the song's good, it's enjoyable. A bit nutty towards the end, but it's the best of the night so far. Wow, she's totally shaking, is really nervous; and definitely needs to slow down. It could've been great, as it is, is good. Randy says you messed up on the bridge, she does that too much and too loud talking thing; Paula says it was very authentic, don't speed it up as a result; Simon says like a hamburger that's just bun; the vital ingredient was missing, your voice isn't strong enough for the song.

Oh gosh, Kristy Lee Cook, singing Forever; yowling in the clip. Mariah says she likes it, got goosebumps. In odd goldish gown; feel like she's singing off-key, but it's not horrible with the controlled start; then soars, again just a tad flat. She's pretty compelling, and the pace suits her voice; this is the first time in weeks I haven't disliked her, she has an old-time June Carter potential to her voice and most of all it was interesting. Randy says not amazing, some pitch problems, but you started stepping up at the end. Paula says you're building, blown away, then rambles; Simon says you didn't give me chills, you managed with what you could, a bit whiny at times, smart if not great.

David Cook, as Ryan hangs out wearing a hat in the audience with Rameile, Mariah was surprised by Always Be My Baby, not sure what he was going to do with it, made her proud at how flexible her song can be. Man, he gets a huge cheer as he starts, in vest and shirt and loose tie; hey, this is quite good! Very cool vibe to it, not cheesy at all--totally plays with the speed of the chorus, then rocks out in the second half. Very confident, gets the crowd hyped up, just looks like a star. The best, by a mile, including the slow, controlled last line. Randy says you're ready to make an album, stands up for the first time this season, calls it the most brilliant performance yet; Paula says it could be on a movie soundtrack right now; Simon says going from karaoke hell into a breath of fresh air--original, daring, stands out a mile, and you took a risk. It's bedlam after that; Cook's in tears.

Jason Castro closes the show, as Ryan rips down a Simon for President poster. Mariah says he's doing something different, calls him unique. Doing I Don't Wanna cry, it's ok--just flat after David Cook; not bad, but like something you'd have on in background. Very soulful but the song's not that great. Randy says like at some weird beach lua, Paula says she'd love to be at that lua listening all night long, Simon says he agrees with Paula, not the best vocal of the night but it was authentic and cool, the guys won the night.

David Cook
Kristy Lee Cook
Brooke White
Jason Castro
Carly Smithson
David Archuleta
Syesha Mercado

American Idol cuts to 7

After a horrible show Tuesday and a bloated Idol Cares fest Wednesday, we've got results on Thursday. They recap the telethon with almost all celebs and very few starving kids; they're at $64 million so far says Ryan, which is well behind the $76 million last year.

Wow, more religion--Shout to the Lord. My Jesus, My Savior is how it starts--I'm really shocked at how Christian this show has become. The internal ratings must really be worrisome; I can guarantee this strategy won't help, it's the kind of thing that is going to make long-time fans stop watching. Interesting that as the country becomes more diverse, evangelicals become more in-your face. The worst part--the Jesus songs they're picking aren't even the good ones!

They do a stupid, celeb-filled lip synch video, to I'm a Believer; it's really not even halfway funny. And it's all-white, except for Kobe Bryant (and half of Rob Schneider). Really, given the demographics of the music industry you can't put together a video this white, unless you were trying.

And on that note, Brooke White comes out first. She's just babbling, it's dumb; but she's safe. David Cook next, he's fine. Then David Archuleta, he'll be fine and is.

So weird, that leaves just five, obviously most of them are in the botttom three. They come back, show another 'film' from Forest Whitaker and his wife, from Angola. Three kids who live in a one-room home show how they all sleep huddled together on a piece of foam; Forest is crying, it's really affecting.

Again, though--no context. Angola's civil war went on as long as it did because the U.S. and the Soviets fought it as a proxy war; in essence, their country was destroyed so that ours wouldn't be.

It's the same reason behind the war in Iraq--better we fight the terrorists in some Middle Eastern country, than in the streets of America, as President Bush has bluntly put it at times.

Let's at least acknowledge the cruel logic of that calculus, instead of pretending these third world countries are screwed up naturally somehow and we need to be charitable and bail them out.

There's no segue except enough of that let's hear some music--and it's Jordin Sparks, looking and singing like a superstar, with Chris Brown, No Air. They're good together, their voices are really similar, very melodic. It's really very enjoyable, they play act convincingly. Afterwards, they give her all these plaques for all the sales of her music, Ryan then says I think the message here is American Idol works.

The Ford commercial is dumb, they're hurling buckets of paint all over. Jason Castro next, he's safe. Kristy Lee Cook, Ryan lies and says all the judges thought it was great; she's safe as well.

So Syesha Mercado, Carly Smithson, and Michael Johns are left as the bottom three. Bono shows up in a video clip, he says as a fan of America he wants to see us donate money. Then Hillary Clinton shows up, it's hilarious, she's even stressing experience her--says she's worked with a lot of the groups.

Then John McCain, makes a joke about Michigan and Florida will actually get their votes counted on American Idol; he looks surprisingly spry. Then makes a joke about getting back to work on his immigration plan--watch out Simon.

Barack Obama bats cleanup, references his daughters as big fans--stresses making the world a more just, equal and hopeful place to live. Interesting, they're all in character.

Ryan wastes time, grilling the judges; then another break. Syesha and Carly are safe, Michael Johns is voted off--to his evident surprise. And the audience is in shock, and booing.

Cool; then cold--Ryan says last year we didn't eliminate anyone at this stage during Idol Gives Back, tonight we're gonna say goodbye to Michael. He's pretty shocked, gets a standing ovation. He says he's surprised, but it's a good song to go out on; roll his video as he gives the look of death.

The judges praise him afterwards, Simon says you're a nice guy, I'll miss you. Hmmm, I didn't get that aspect, maybe I missed it, Simon's generally a good judge of character.

I think he essentially had no fan base left--David Archuleta and David Cook took all the chicks, with Jason Castro getting the rest. It's a pretty fun final performance; oh well, time to throw another shrimp on the barbie.

Idols try to go deep

The chairman of Ford, Bill, is hanging out in the audience; they're on an extra night this week to accommodate Idol Gives Back tomorrow. They're singing inspirational songs?! Sheesh.

Michael Johns says he's living his dream, oh God--he's got on some sort of neckerchief, white shirt and black vest. Singing a weird, rambly at the start version of I Dream On. It's a good pick for his vocal talents, totally cheesy and generic. But he sings it okay, except the falsetto part is just screeched. Randy says these are the weeks to separate the men from the boys, some pitch problems and it doesn't fit you that well, you're no Aerosmith. Michael tries to justify it, Randy is like why that, Michael shoots back he's living the American dream. Paula loved it, calls it the perfect song choice, you sound as good as you look, high notes were great. Simon settles it--good performance, but don't like it when you impersonate a rock star, do the blues/R&B thing, a bit wanna-be-ish. Well, his entire personality is an aspiration built on a mirage, so it makes sense.

Syesha Mercado tells us Ramielle's in New York right now, in brown sweater/white pants. Oh gosh, singing I Believe by Fantasia. Man, let them choose whatever they want, and they all go nuts--forget the words, pick songs you can sing! The start is really good though, hushed and compelling--it's a good pick for her. And very believable. Man, she realy has an excellent voice; the performance is good too. A few pitch problems, but overall really good. Randy says big song to tackle, didn't feel a connection but okay, they go on and on, no point. Paula says you made it your own, good job. Simon says of course people will compare to Fantasia; you sang it very well but no big wave of emotion--we still don't know who you are, do your own thing.

Jason Castro, my gosh, is really going to sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow, the ukulele version. Hmm, this could be very interesting. He's actually playing a ukulele; nowhere near as good as the Hawaiian version, it's pleasant but he looks totally ridiculous perched in a high chair strumming. It's a bit boring, if you've ever heard the original; just okay, he really seems blissed out. A bit more original near the end, but it's not enough in my opinion. Randy claims it was blazing hot; Paula likes his sound, calls it the perfect choice. Simon says it was fantastic--I think they're all wrong. Too bad eBay doesn't sponsor the show.

There's an Apple commercial with some yoga chick that reminds me how good white people are at obliviously bland-erizing things. Oh, and here's Kristy Lee Clark. In gold top, hey, she's not horrible at the start, but then runs into pitch problems, Do It Anyway. She really has trouble carrying a tune; performance is leaden. Voice is big, but it's hard to get past the fact that she's off-key and robotic. Randy says some pitch moments, but I loved it, that was good for you. Paula says your best by far, easy singing songs that inspire you. Simon says you were very good, indeed; you look like a star, you're appealing to your audience, good for you.

David Cook, in white top and black pants. Hmmm, a very odd song; Our Lady Peace. Never heard it before--an odd, non-melodic choice I think. But it fits him really well, he's totally believable singing it, has "give back" written on his palm. Because of the fit I think it's a good choice, even if I didn't enjoy it. Randy not sure about it all, didn't get it. Paula says you're very well-defined as the whole package. Simon didn't like it at all, he's gonna say indulgent--says pompous instead. Calls it his worst performance in a while.

Carly Smithson, doing Show Must Go On. In blackish outfit; her typical fierce performance. Man, every pick so far has been weird, these kids need to be told what to do. The start is just boring, picks up a bit but she's lost me, the song's not that great. Also, she's flat on a few lines; just blah, feels like it goes on forever. Randy says started out good, then pitchy, ended okay, disconnected. Paula says your voice was great, didn't feel the connection though. Simon says you look good. Unusual choice of song, oversang and lost control of the song; came over as an angry performance, weird in conjunction with the evening--you may be in trouble after tonight.

David Archuleta next, floppy white shirt and tan slacks, looks totally like a kid. Says on tape he had a bit of trouble, then Angels jumped out at him. I think this is a good choice, just based on the title. Sitting at the piano, gets shrieks. Man, smoke and everything--quiet and controlled start, but power too. His voice just soars, seems totally at peace. Hard not to smile when this kid performs; maybe a bit off-key in parts, but totally takes off at the chorus, his fan base is gonna eat this up. It's just okay for me, felt like it was gonna be even better. Randy loved his runs, calls that his hottest moment of the season. Fans are screaming, Paula says fantastic. Simon says best song choice of the night, he's never known why this song hasn't been a hit; says he's nitpicking on the vocals, but you're gonna sail through.

Brooke White in a paisley pinkish dress, closes up. Doing You've Got a Friend, Carole King's version not James Taylor. A perfect choice, as usual, her vocal tone really comes through, audience is hushed. So very earnest, seems to be having some pitch problems. But I liked it; not sure she can expand her fan base with her style, but it's enjoyable. Audience seemed to like it too. Randy says not your best performance, okay; Paula loves the song, perfect way to close us out; Simon says it's like a pleasant walk in the park. Not original, Randy echoing him, it's funny. They just end it, Brooke looks like she's about to cry, then smiles up.

A totally down night; nobody hit their stride, the race is a muddled mess behind Archuleta. In retrospect Michael Johns sounds better, albeit cheessy, so I move him up.

Syesha Mercado
Brooke White
Michael Johns
David Archuleta
Jason Castro
David Cook
Carly Smithson
Kristy Lee Clark

Idol (with Jesus) cuts to 8

Someone's going home tonight--hopefully Kristy Lee Cook, or, dare I say it, Carly Smithson.... Kick it off with the group sing, 9 to 5. Brooke is great at the start; Kristy can't keep up, nor can Ramielle. Michael Johns truly lives in his own world; David Cook does well. And Chikezie's in the house, hanging out with the other fans.

Hmm, looks like next week is Idol Gives Back. I zip past last night, and Michael Johns gets called out first--odd, he seems to have a snarl on his face at first. It may just be his usual grimace. He's safe, of course; the bounder will be back for another week. David Archuleta, of course he's fine. Next person's in danger--and it's Carly Smithson, yay. Oh, she escapes, joins the others.

So half of the final six are gonna be in the stools. Back, and it's the taped segment again. Syesha gets asked what she misses most about her home life, she says her family/friends. Cook gets asked if he could succeed at any other talent what would it be, he said he wishes he was more organized. Next, Randy gets asked if there's anyone he hasn't worked with; he says he'd like to work with whoever wins Idol this year. Some chick asks if Johns/Cook have a song they wanna sing on tour this summer, they jokingly say Islands in the Stream, then say they haven't thought that far. Then Simon gets asked why he apologizes for negative comments--she apparently reads his clipped British 'sorry' as a real apology.

Another FOX promo, the next great band winners sing--the lead guy sounds and looks nervous. Let It Shine. They're actually kind of entertaining in a totally hick kind of way; are totally wailing on their instruments. Hmm, seems like the nerves are just their intense performing style, as if they're possessed. It's nothing if not entertaining; kindof feel tense listening to them though, it's a bit crazy--and they keep dropping Jesus in there, bizarre.

The Ford commercial is totally ridiculous, they go up against a bunch of black ballers and beat them. Uh, sure. Now, if it were bowling....

David Cook, Ryan asks about his visit to the hospital, he apparently has high blood pressure but is fine; he's safe on the show too. Ramiele Malubay, who's definitely in the bottom three; sure enough she's there, like a little sad girl. Kristy Lee Cook strides out, has a note for 'her' seat, and she's in the bottom three as always. Paula says it comes down to connecting with the audience, Randy dittos.

Brooke, Syesha, and Jason--it should be Syesha based on past voting patterns, but who knows. They catch up with with some past country Idols--Bucky Covington, whose hair is nuttier than ever; Phil Stacey is hanging out in Nashville too; and hey, Bo Bice is there too, looks totally the same despite some major surgery. Man, he has some fat dogs, loves being a dad.

Syesha comes out, hmm, maybe that means it'll be between Brooke/Jason. Whoah, and she lives to sing another day. Brooke looks sick and cold as ice; Jason looks like he's just hanging out. Odd, Brooke admits he hasn't watched last night's show yet, forces Simon to apologize to the violin guy from last night. Jason't quiet, says she felt good about last night--and Jason's safe.

Good, I'm beginning to sour on Brooke's attitude, although I like her vocals. Ramiele is dwarfed by the two of them ("you guys are so tall!"), they're funny together, apparently all roomies. Simon goes out of his way to talk to Carly, about her clothes, says she's cute. I think he's officially found his Katharine McPhee to promote this year.

Another in-show commercial for Idol Cares, then Dolly Parton singing Jesus and Gravity. Man, given the checkered backgrounds of this year's contestants, this focus on piety is hillarious. She's a professional performer, but her voice has really gone to seed, like she's lost her range. Wonder if Kellie Pickler is somewhere watching. The lyrics are actually better than the song and the performance; she's trying her best to resurrect her career, but it's kindof sad. She sticks up for Simon afterwards, says somebody has to tell the truth; then says she finally got here, has been trying to get on the show since it started.

Randy predicts Ramielle will be out, Simon says not Brooke, who's in tears over it all, including Jesus and gravity. Ryan sends Brooke out, man, she's really fallen apart. Wow, Kristy cheats death yet again, and Ramiele's out. They share a loooooong hug.

Man, she's just crying, this time for herself; gets a standing ovation from the audience, which rarely happens. The other girls are backing her up as she sings us out. Now the guys come out as she works the crowd.

Well, the show just got less fun; curious to see how much longer Kristy can continue to cheat death.

Dolly Parton fools around on Idol

Ryan starts with a fake-out, before welcoming us to our Tuesday night fix of American Idol. With celebrity mentor Dolly Parton.... She's always struck me as pretty smart, actually; curious to see what she'll be like with Syesha and Ramiele.

She says people are always asking why she hasn't been on Idol yet--really?! They get right to it, Brooke White. Should be a good night for her. Parton likes her honesty and warmth, singing Jolene. Not a bad choice for her, in blue top and skirt playing the guitar; pretty compelling, a bit ordinary I think--the song's a little limited. But enjoyable to listen to. Randy says not a stellar performance, some rushing and pitch problems, but this kind of music could work for you; Paula likes her consistency, funny, Brooke compliments Paula's hair; Simon says there was no emotion, it didn't all fit that well. Man, Brooke is becoming very annoying, how loudly and quickly she responds to the judges, and says things like "it's okay" in response to criticism, as if her permission's really necessary.

David Cook, in white top and black pants, talks to Ryan about his arrangements, tonight doing his own of Little Sparrow. Parton likes his voice and his heart; so far she's been accurate, if not totally insightful. It's an interesting version, there's a flamenco feel to it. A bit boring, but gains strength--I think he's a little off tonight, not quite a finished work. Parton's songs aren't that great, I think everyone's gonna have some trouble. Odd ending for Cook, like it just drops off. Randy likes his range, calls it hot; Paula likes his new hairstyle, says she's never heard a guy do the song and it was good; Simon says not as good as last week but congrats, made a bad song good.

Ramiele Malubay, Dolly says she was cute and sweet and scared. Ramiele says she was star-struck; Dolly says she's got spunk and personality and is little like her. In odd black overall/dress; voice is totally swallowed up. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind, just not that good either, it's all kind of a mess, despite her best efforts to power through. Randy says not bad, 6.5 out of 10; Paula says she was worried for her but you connected; Simon says not memorable, cute and sung well, but like on a cruise ship. I wish she'd get better from week to week, oh well.

Ryan's chatting up Jason Castro, he got a bunch of postcards from some girl. Dolly's pulling on his dreads, liked his song choice--Travelin' Through. Guitar and a brown shirt; hmm, I like it. Totally fits his voice, cracks and all--very soulful, and sounds sincere. Some words swallowed up, a bit weak on the lyrics, but overall it's very enjoyable. He should stick to these quasi-spiritual songs, they enhance his sense of depth. A bit boy bandish at the end, but crowd loves it. Randy says a bit rough at the start, but it came together, believable; Paula says one of your strongest performances, voice was rich and confident. Simon didn't like it at all, not sang well, doesn't suit you well.

The controversial Carly Smithson; whoah, she sounds great in rehearsal, Dolly loves the song choice. Black top, red leggings. Seems a bit nervous or wobbley or something; I hate how she performs, it's a bit Barbra Streisandish, such an awareness of being on stage and the center of attention. The song is performed well I guess, but it doesn't do anything for me, definitely a big voice but I'm left a bored. Randy says one of the better performances of the night, nice job; Paula loved it; Simon says good, not great--you're not being dressed well, fix that; need to start looking more like a star. Ryan goes after Simon, what's going on tonight; he simply says nothing great so far tonight.

Ryan's hanging out in the totally-white crowd, David Archuleta next--Dolly loves his Smokey Mountain Memories, he sounds great in rehearsal, she tells him she's almost crying. Says he has the voice to become a great, great singer. Wow. Jeans, leatherish coat. He's in fine form, very sincere and strong. Tone fits the song really well; a bit of a stumble with the lyrics, but soars over it. Hmm, it's falling apart a bit as he goes on--off-key I think, and just a bit off overall. But still, the best of the night. Randy says you're back, that was the best so far; Paula loves his tone, strength, aura; Simon says totally on the money. Cannot hear Ryan over the screaming for him.

Kristy Lee Cook next--if she can't nail it tonight, she really should just go home. Coat of Many Colors, a good pick I think; in brown dress. The song is half there; just not that great, I think it's too fast, actually, the words are just getting swallowed up and she's bad at emphasis. Tone is good; but boring, no emotional connection. Randy says this is your strength, not bad; Paula says your best performance; Simon says pleasant but forgettable.

Whoah, Syesha Mercado, in bright yellow dress. Vanna White's hanging out in the audience, she doesn't look like she's aged at all. Singing I Will Always Love You, Dolly likes her take on it... hmm, this could be very good. Hmm, a bit too fast I think, the emotion is missing as a result; wow, her voice just floats on the chorus, she has a really interesting sound. I feel like the song's neither here nor there the way she sings it, hard to get a bead on it--but she's a powerhouse, I hope she sticks around just because she's different. And an amazing looooong loud finish. Randy cuts in, you did pretty good; Paula loves her voice's velvety tone; Simon says this is a great pop song that Dolly wrote; first part was good, second part can't stand up to Whitney, a good not fantastic version.

Michael Johns, who I forgot about, closes the show; Dolly says he was nervous, but he was genuinely a real fan. In black suit; It's All Wrong But It's All Right; he's pretty good, belts it out, slow. Hate how he performs, it's so mannered; got some sort of Keith Richards thing going on; a lot of confidence, but not my thing. Randy says blazing hot, you keep getting better; Paula says he's a star and looks gorgeous; Simon says it's the best I've heard you sing. He's definitely come into his own the last couple of weeks, but I still don't like him.

David Archuleta
Syesha Mercado
Jason Castro
David Cook
Brooke White
Carly Smithson
Michael Johns
Kristy Lee Cook
Ramiele Malubay

Idol cuts to 9

They run the exact same promo for the songwriting competition that they did last week--why would they do that right off the top? They can't cut a new promo? Sheeseh.

Medley is as bad as it usually is, Syesha busts out halfway through, she and Ramiele seem to have become friends. Back, Ryan talks about how well the Idol downloads do on iTunes, they show what's essentially an extended commercial for the downloads, complete with the contestants praising iTunes.

FOX is going to kill the golden goose, they don't need to do stupid things like this that eat up show time. The camera work is horrible, hard to figure out what's going on.

They waste more time, then get to the elims. Chikezie up first, is indeed in the bottom three, as he himself thought. Brooke White next, it means she'll be fine; she is. Carly Smithson next, unfortunately it looks like she'll be fine. She refutes the pregnant rumor; and is safe.

Hmm, almost zipped past the Ford commercial. It's pretty cool, actually, you don't really see them, but they're 'singing' on t-shirts, CD covers, etc. David Archuleta next, he's fine of course. He brushes off Simon's remarks yesterday, Ryan just zips him over to the safe area. David Cook, he's fine too of course. Syesha Mercado, she could still be in trouble despite the reviews... she's in the bottom three.

That means it'll be Kristy Lee Cook in there too. Michael Johns is next, he's fine. Ryan says the others will be meeting Dolly Parton for sure, somehow I don't think either Syesha or Chikezie care about Dolly. It's been a pretty white year so far, from the Beatles to Dollywood.

Some chick asks Chikezie if he's single, says he's currently very very single. Hey, this segement's pre-taped, weird--guess it's a screening thing. David gets asked about his odd song choice, says he loves it, and that he did actually pick it. Some chick asks what she needs to do to take Ryan's job, Simon predictable replies well, you don't need a lot of talent.... Some chick asks Brooke if she could do a duet with anyone who, she says John Mayer. Another dumb question, and then it ends.

Kimberly Locke is back, so odd that they've got her performing, from season two. Her CD cover looks pretty airbrushed. The segment with her is boring, and goes on forever, the predictable weight struggle gets spotlighted. Yet another infomercial.

They do something else about Idol's charity efforts last year and where the money went in the U.S. Ramiele goes up next, she should be fine, she's her usual nervous/slightly quiet self on elimination night, and is safe of course. Leaving Castro and Cook to come out together, it should be KLC for the umpteenth time.

But Kristy's safe, Castro is in the bottom three. Ryan gets them all up and standing next to him. Three non-whiteys, Jason keeps talking about how he knew this was going to happen, goes back to the stands after Ryan tells him he's safe. Chikezie gives Syesha a sweet peck on the cheeks, he's really cool--I'm going to be sad to see either go.

Back from break, Ryan is just burning time, chats with Simon. He says you chose the wrong song, that's why you're here. Paula and Randy jump in to push Syesha, Simon says he didn't like the song.

And Chikezie's gone... that sucks. It's interesting, there has never been an overrated black contestant who's lasted on the final round--if you're black, you have to legitimately have good vocals, and even then your support often doesn't last long.

If you're white or a cute Asian American girl (or guy in one case), you can get by on other things; and can find plenty of excited fans to support you, even if you have a lot of bad weeks in a row (or never have a good week).

Curious if any of the judges will ever point this out... maybe we'll have to wait for Barack Obama to say something.