Twin Mings

So Sun Ming Ming is a 7-foot-9 guy playing in the ABA at the moment. When he joins the NBA--and I see no reason why he won't, he can actually run and doesn't seem to play like a freak--he'll be the tallest man ever to play in the league, bettering Manute Bol's 7-foot-7.

Check out the video; it's hilarious (for the music and 'narration) and also startling (Ming's parts). I don't know how you're gonna stop this guy down low when he gets a bit more polished (oddly, his current team seems to have him out setting picks). And if he ever develops that 15-foot jumper....