Dear Jose

Inquiring Gringos Want to Know

Ask a Mexican," the [OC Weekly alternative newspaper] headlined it.

The column, published in 2004, was meant as a one-time spoof, but questions began pouring in.

Why are there so many elaborate wrought-iron fences in the Mexican parts of town? What part of the word "illegal" do Mexicans not understand? Why do Mexicans pronounce "shower" as "chower" but "chicken" as "shicken"?

Arellano has responded each week, leading an unusually frank discussion on the intersections where broader society meets the largest and most visible national subgroup in the country: Mexicans.

Nothing is taboo. When asked to explain the inclination of Mexicans to sell oranges at freeway offramps, he fired back:

"What do you want them to sell — Steinways? According to Dolores, who sells oranges off the 91 Freeway/Euclid onramp, in Anaheim, she can earn almost $100 per week hawking the fruit. That averages out to more than $5,000 a year — and since it's the underground economy, she doesn't pay taxes!"

Heh heh. I think this is great--you've reached critical mass as a culture when you start making the jokes about yourself, and decide when things are funny or when they're offensive.

Not to mention when you start providing the answers.

'Ask a Mexican' illustration by Mark Dancey for OC Weekly.